Long Barf Poems
Long Barf Poems. Below are the most popular long Barf by PoetrySoup Members. You can search for long Barf poems by poem length and keyword.
Dream State Yields Deep Sleep PersonificationsDream state yields deep sleep personifications
Upon lying supine - eye shutter lids
into the land of Wynken, Blynken, and Nod,
where the sandman beckons and bids
dead to the webbed wide world,
yours truly immune to wakefulness
despite being...
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Categories:
barf, 12th grade, 1st grade, adventure, animal, birthday,
Form:
Rhyme
Toilet Humor-Collab- Newest AdditionsLimricks prompted by a comment made by someone today
It's a fact, and no longer just a rumor
Some soup people barf at toilet humor
Have you sniffed your own butt
It stinks so keep it shut
Pessimism must...
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Categories:
barf, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Air TravelAIR TRAVEL
When travelling by air, the first thing that you do,
Is gather all your stuff and pack your bags,
And especially when you travel by plane,
Make sure they are all equipped with luggage tags.
We usually print...
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Categories:
barf, flying, humorous, travel, vacation,
Form:
Rhyme
Froggy Kiss
“Truth isn’t truth,”
that’s what some Cap’n Obvious toady recently said
He was pissy mad, when his angry tears wet the bed
Lieutenant Rudy Brown-Nose
a has-been sniffing the swine caboose breeze:
Loco breath wafting
between sulfuric methane, ...
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Categories:
barf, character, integrity, philosophy, truth,
Form:
Rhyme
Winkin Blinkin and Nod, SansWinkin Blinkin And Nod, Sans...
Wonderful World Of Dreamland Furloughed!
Hours elapsed since I did sleep off
and feed my belly from the trough.
What...the...creaking screech re: sound
ding, (an unexpected pro noun
sub bull mashup attributed
to partial government...
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Categories:
barf, appreciation, baptism, beautiful, child, dream, fantasy, nonsense,
Form:
Rhyme
The Apple Tree Greedthe apple tree greed
the apple tree greed
he has an apple a green apple
he is the only person in this room
with a green apple
suppose suppose NOW
he has MORE of those...
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Categories:
barf, funny, introspection, nature, science fiction, me, tree,
Form:
Free verse
Gloriously Fake Early BoyhoodGloriously "FAKE" Early Boyhood
Yah, ma brew their,
and American sister golden hair -
afar and away
book as aye ken ream hem bar,
yea...
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Categories:
barf, 11th grade, 12th grade, freedom, humorous, nostalgia,
Form:
Elegiac Lyric
Elected LeadersThe jokes here about leaders show
How uniformed we truly are.
Some supernatural......sinless, poets
living up with the twinkling stars?
Are you kidding me??
What planet do you live on?
The great “unelected” white washed
masses?
I see many whose...
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Categories:
barf, america, conflict, england, feelings, how i feel,
Form:
Free verse
The ''Elephant'' Children --The True Gothic Tale Unending of Manifold Monsters Doomed
"The biological rarity captivates each freak of nature."
-- the Coney Island Sideshow by the Seashore
* * *
The creeping creepy creep show's...
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Categories:
barf, pain,
Form:
Rhyme
Echos of Words Left UnsaidMaybe it is all in my head.
If that’s the case, I’d rather be dead.
Please let me know I’m not imagining it all.
I know what I hear when unspoken echos call.
But i know It’s much easier...
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Categories:
barf, life, words, me, me,
Form:
Free verse
8 Mile Road8 mile Road
Date: Mon, Dec 21 2015 at 1:50 AM
I hear the train coming
An I'm chasing the train humming
I see the smoke puffing
I see the light in the dungeon
I see fight Tussling
I see might Hustling
I...
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Categories:
barf, heaven, riddle, spoken word, truth, water,
Form:
Free verse
War CryThe world is burning down in ashes
And up rises the horror; sailing in skies
From the charred corpses that lay down;
Marred and maimed,
Up rises the smoke of terror
Amidst the war cry !
Let me lie down
For all...
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Categories:
barf, how i feel, peace, war,
Form:
Prose Poetry
Alexander and MeRemember the children’s book,
“Alexander and the Terrible,
Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day”?
Well, yesterday was mine.
Started off okay, got up late,
Got our breakfasts, dressed, made the beds.
Cleaned the cat litter
And found that SweetiePie, 21...
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Categories:
barf, humor,
Form:
Free verse
Brenda and Banron
Brenda and Banron bounced slowly on his boat
as the brilliant sun sparkled brightly on the glistening water.
Big and burly he was the boy she sought after in her book.
She smiled bravely as his battered pole...
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Categories:
barf, death,
Form:
Alliteration
Shlurp - Nursery Rhyme - Kids Story[In UK English, Bath sounds like Barf not Baff, Laugh is Larf, not Laff etc. Apologies if the rhyme fails in other locales]
Don’t pull the plug out when you’re sitting in the bath
If you do...
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Categories:
barf, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
I'M a Meat and Taters GuyI can tolerate most any grub that is placed upon my plate,
Though I must be somewhat selective so as to control my weight!
I love a juicy New Yawk steak and taters with a slab of...
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Categories:
barf, food, funny, me, me, prejudice,
Form:
Rhyme
But Especially East LansingBUT ESPECIALLY EAST LANSING
Cell phone with a woodywoodpecker ringtone;
Russian style of guitar-playing with strummed beats;
Regina-Saskatoon red-eye with “collapsible” seats;
Getting a ticket for 2 minutes in a Lansing no-parking...
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Categories:
barf, slam, old, me, old,
Form:
Enclosed Rhyme
Which One Is More RidiculousSocial Grace-less Gladys is right in my face.
I am glad to be wearing a mask because she usually spits in my mouth
As she talks,
She has never given a bit of distance.
I am sure social distancing...
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Categories:
barf, family, grandmother,
Form:
Narrative
Jiffeelube ColonicStomach growling
harsh,
scowling
at me to feed...
Emaciating myself
toward Emancipation,
A hunger strike of...
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Categories:
barf, introspection, lost love, wife, me,
Form:
Rhyme
Tiny Tears Dolls and Tea SetsTiny Tears dolls and tea sets remind me of my childhood.
My twin always wanted to play with them, for her own good.
Not a girly girl, I was resentful and wanted to be Peter Pan.
Not the...
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Categories:
barf, childhood, memory, nostalgia,
Form:
Rhyme
John Candy - Comedian At HeartAll the way from Ontario to Hollywood,
was one of the greatest comedians to live.
On a small stage at Second City he stood,
...
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Categories:
barf, celebrity,
Form:
Rhyme
Dog Years
Man, it’s been four long dog years!
Forlorn doggone tears
of toil
and trouble
It’s a flee collar fact,
this feels like forty years
of Sirius jaw smack:
Loss leader of the pack
has got a Cujo shifty,
barf shuffle
Spit pissing
constant doggie...
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Categories:
barf, leadership, parody, perspective, satire,
Form:
Burlesque
Word HabitsI’ll have to take my word habits with me
For it just won’t just let me be.
“Don’t be a writer,” they say, “You’ll starve!”
But I don’t care if they toss, cuss, or barf.
They’re searching for my...
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Categories:
barf, lifecare, me, care, me,
Form:
Rhyme
Think I Need a BoyfriendThink I need a boyfriend...
Ain’t to old for that
A husband would be stressful
At the age I’m at.
A boyfriend would be adequate
For my wants and needs
I do not want a toy boy
Though a boyfriend for...
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Categories:
barf, word play,
Form:
Rhyme
Covid CourtesyDON'T SNEEZE IN THE BREEZE
Unless you say please.
DON'T OOZE IN THE BOOZE
No choice I would choose.
DON'T SNEER AT A TEAR
It's a matter of fear.
DON'T WEEP IN YOUR SLEEP
Your COVID may creep.
DON'T CRY WHEN YOU FLY
A...
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Categories:
barf, bridal shower, bullying,
Form:
Rhyme