Think I Need a Boyfriend

Think I need a boyfriend...

Ain’t to old for that
A husband would be stressful
At the age I’m at.
A boyfriend would be adequate 
For my wants and needs
I do not want a toy boy
Though a boyfriend for my feeds…

Yes I need a boyfriend-chef!

Think I need a boyfriend...

One that sparkles my eye
Wonder if I’ll meet him
Before I fall and die
From waiting all these years for him
Ha! Like he is my master
My time is running out
I need a boyfriend faster…

Yes I need a fast boyfriend who is a chef !!

Think I need a boyfriend...

This thought again emerges
And it’s difficult to focus
With these boyfriend urges
A boyfriend who will calm me
And soothe my worried mind
A boyfriend that knows his place
And walks a step behind

Yes I need a boyfriend who is smart, fast and who is a chef!!!

Think I need a boyfriend...

To have a little laugh
One that is so handsome
So I shall not barf
Though if I got stuck with he
The one who hurts my eyes
He must know how to clean
And apologise.

Yes I need a sorry, handsome, cleaning, smart, fast boyfriend who is a chef!!!!
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