Bacon Poems

Bacon Balls - risque

When I was only ten years old, I yelled at my TV
For I could not believe the filth they played to kids like me
Right there upon my TV screen, a frog with skin of green
Was lusted after by a pig whose plans were quite obscene

That frog would always act like he was playing hard to

Light That Never Fades

Inspired by song “The Temple of the King” (Rainbow)

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                                        Light That Never Fades

 

Chocolate

Chocolate is for me,
Color me beautiful.
Can dip fried bacon or,
Crunchy with lots of nuts.
Could live with pineapple,
Causing smiles everywhere.
Candy box is great gift.

Embodying the Light

“Truth lies within oneself and not outside.” the author.
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                                         Embodying the Light

In the Realm of Silver Linings

                                  In the Realm of Silver Linings

               

Bacon

I had a dream so this is a silly poem.

Bacon

right in front of me
Bacon
with biscuits and gravy

intriguing, this
dream
at a restaurant

leaning
into this close encounter
with “Footloose”

a tasty dream
i’d
awaken a bit hot

not my idol
just a silly
idle dream

relatives
have had close encounters
recently

so apparently
the Bacon’s
been on my mind

he looked
rather tasty
not at all old

really
this is not like me
to crave Bacon

Why I stopped going to Denny's

It's because of the bacon.

Yeah, it looks good on the menu, sitting there at the rim of the plate. Glistening. Archetypally ridged and ruffled. Positioned perfectly next to the eggs over easy, the pancakes, buxom and buttered, the sausage links, dwarfed but respectable.

Net, the Grand Slam holds its own. At $5.99 ($7.99 in select areas),

Bread, Butter, Bacon, Burgers, Brownies and Bananas

#A Nod To My MOTHER Who LOVED Her BLACKEYE PEAS. "So Do I", If Cooked GOOD..."YES PLEASE!" A GREAT "B" LETTER FOOD...
BROCCOLI 
BOK CHOY 
BERRIES 
BEETS (THESE ARE THE TYPE OF "BEATS" I LIKE...SAID A NON BEET EATING ENTHUSIAST ONCE!)
BRAN (I BARELY RARELY EVER MEET SOMEONE WHO HAS A LONGING FOR A "BOWL OF BRAN"

Blt On White

For lunch today my wife said,
husband, why don’t we eat out.
I said, Honey in these Covid times,
that’s not what I’m about.

You just sit back and rest your feet,
and let me worry about our lunch.
I have the perfect meal in mind,
you’re sure to love it, that’s my hunch.

So I pulled a pound of bacon from the

Run Bacon Run

Run Bacon run, the sound come echoing from the gun, run bacon run there is nothing to fear hold on to the third and the fifth gear. The oil is in the hip, grease your joints before you take that dip.

 Meringue and carhop is no match for the crown. His body is on fire,

Now I Eat Bacon a Lot

Now, I eat sold bacon a lot
Like the people who'd leave it not,
On Sundays watching the sharp knives
Bent on ending the pigs' poor lives...

Now, I guess it is less water
For cooking pig's son or daughter;
Enough of it owns already,
The bodily supply steady.

A shaking tooth for sold bacon,
To guys with toothache I beckon;
Bad teeth would in

The Bacon Thief

"Grab it", said Bob rabbit, 
And went hop, hop, 
The bacon was taken, 
From the meat shop, 

The cops pulled all the stops, 
To catch grub thief, 
They searched for bunny smirched, 
To Bob's great grief, 

He hopped until he dropped, 
With fatigue sheer, 
His bacon forsaken, 
Ran off in fear, 

Jack got his bacon

She Clarifies Bacon Grease

she clarifies bacon grease 
to make the popcorn
once it is in the bowl 
add seasoning with butter
a tad of garlic, sea salt, sugar
the layers of flavor are a paradise
scattered in each morsel
this means a romantic movie tonight
probably one we have seen quite often
i never tire of this
holding her hand as she tears
with each tear, i

Clerihew Bacon

Francis Bacon was self-taught
so images did distort
Known as a figurative
in the mind his image live

Being Sick From Bacon

slithering and crunchy
running down my throat
its heading down the wrong pipe now
so i begin to choke
stomache just a growling
its sounds just like my dog
i check to make sure i did'nt eat him
but then i remembered it was bacon from that hog
sitting in discomfort
the pain is suffering too,
i finally give in
and say doc what should i

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