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Quote Left Dear Signore Direttore, Now I am a-tella you a story wot I was a-treated at your hotella. I am a-comma from Roma as tourist to London an stay as a-younga cristan man at your hotella. When I comma in my room I see there is no shit in my bed - how can I sleep whit no shit i my bed? So I calla down to the receptione and tella: 'I wanta shit'. They tella me: 'Go to toilet'. I say: 'No,no I wanta shit in my bed'. They say: 'You better not shit in your bed, you sonna-wa-bitch'. What is sonna-wa-bitch? I go down for breakfast into restorante. I order bacon and egga and two pissis of toast. I getta only one piss of toast. I tella waitress, and point at toast: 'I wanta piss'. She tella me: 'Go to toilet'. I say: 'I wata piss on my plate'. She then say to me: 'You'd bloody not piss on the plate, you sonna-wa-bitch'. That is the second person who do not even know me calla me 'sonna-wa-bitch', an why is your staff replying 'Go to toilet', is that a modern tella? I do no understand, Please tella me! Later I go for dinner in your restorante. Spoon and knife is laid out, but no fock. I tella waitress: 'I wanta fock'. And she tella me: 'Sure, everyone wanta fock'. I say: 'No,no you dont understanda me, I wanta fock on the table'. She tella me: So you sonna-wa-bitch wanta fock on the table? Get your ass out of here! How comma this cristian hotel tella the guest in such bad manner? So I go to receptioneand ask for bill, I no wanta stay in this hotel no more. When I have paid the a-billa the portier say to me: 'Thank you and piss on you'. I say: 'Piss on you too, you sonna-wa-bitch, I go back to Italy'. Direttore, I never gonna stay in your hotella no more, you sonna-wa-bitch. Sincerely Dicci Elgre Quote Right
Quote Left Certainly the best works, and of greatest merit for the public, have proceeded from the unmarried, or childless men. Quote Right
Quote Left Histories make men wise poets, witty the mathematics, subtle natural philosophy, deep moral, grave logic and rhetoric, able to contend. Quote Right
Quote Left Fortitude is the marshal of thought, the armor of the will, and the fort of reason. Quote Right
Quote Left The place of justice is a hallowed place. Quote Right
Quote Left By far the best proof is experience. Quote Right
Quote Left Who questions much, shall learn much, and retain much. Quote Right
Quote Left Prosperity is the blessing of the Old Testament; adversity is the blessing of the New. Quote Right
Quote Left A good director creates an environment, which gives the actor the encouragement to fly. Quote Right
Quote Left Young people are fitter to invent than to judge; fitter for execution than for counsel; and more fit for new projects than for settled business. Quote Right
Quote Left Read not to contradict and confute…nor to find talk and discourse, but to weigh and consider. Quote Right
Quote Left The worst solitude is to have no real friendships. Quote Right
Quote Left Whosoever is delighted in solitude is either a wild beast or a god. Quote Right
Quote Left She gave up eating pork three years ago, despite her proud pork-loving, half-Cuban heritage, because she was told pigs share the same mental capacity as 3-year-old children. 'My niece was 3 at the time, which is a magical age,' she said, horrified. 'I thought, Oh, my god, it's like eating my niece!' This, then, also put an end to her preferred hangover cure: Egg McMuffins with Canadian bacon, natch, and beer. Quote Right
Quote Left The difference between involved and committed can best be explained using a bacon and egg breakfast as an example: The chicken is involved but the pig is committed. Quote Right
Quote Left Atheism leaves a man to sense, to philosophy, to natural piety, to laws, to reputation, all which may be guides to an outward moral virtue, though religion were not but superstition dismounts all these, and erects an absolute monarchy in the minds of men...the master of superstition is the people and arguments are fitted to practice, in a reverse order. Quote Right
Quote Left A man that studieth revenge keeps his own wounds green. Quote Right
Quote Left There is no comparison between that which is lost by not succeeding and that which is lost by not trying. Quote Right
Quote Left Age appears to be best in four things; old wood best to burn, old wine to drink, old friends to trust, and old authors to read. Quote Right
Quote Left The subtlety of nature is greater many times over than the subtlety of the senses and understanding. Quote Right
Quote Left I had rather believe all the Fables in the Legend, and the Talmud, and the Alcoran, than that this universal frame is without a Mind. Quote Right
Quote Left We are much beholden to Machiavel and others, that write what men do, and not what they ought to do. Quote Right
Quote Left Certainly virtue is like precious odours, most fragrant when they are incensed or crushed: for prosperity doth best discover vice; but adversity doth best discover virtue. Quote Right
Quote Left Antiquities are history defaced, or some remnants of history which have casually escaped the shipwreck of time. Quote Right
Quote Left Houses are built to live in, and not to look on: therefore let use be preferred before uniformity. Quote Right
Quote Left They that will not apply new remedies must expect new evils. Quote Right
Quote Left Money is like muck, not good except it be spread. Quote Right
Quote Left Write down the thoughts of the moment. Those that come unsought for are commonly the most valuable. Quote Right
Quote Left The joys of parents are secret, and so are their grieves and fears. Quote Right
Quote Left A prudent question is one-half of wisdom. Quote Right
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Member Quotes About Bacon

Quote Left I would judge my sloppy contest entry~ With oink here, oink there, everywhere an oink~You see that pig with ink standing sentry~That's me going to market to get doink~Some have gifts to tie big words into bows ~I have an arrow that targets the slop~The grade to myself is that bacon blows~Though I sequel and squeal at every stop~ Quote Right

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