Baking Bacon

Baking bacon tis a terrible sin, 
regardless of the pain I am in. 
I'll fry till I die, 
with grease in my eye, 
and blisters and boils on my skin!
Copyright © | Year Posted 2025

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Fowler Avatar
October 20, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Super Danny. I'll take bacon, any way but totally raw. Frying is always more tasty... I love to cook breakfast on the grill outside, eggs, toast, potatoes, and including bacon! :)
Derden Avatar
October 20, 2025 at 10:29 AM
Bacon is one of the 'super foods' for sure!
Hamilton Avatar
October 15, 2025 at 9:36 AM
I have not tried baking it interesting may give it a go I love fried bacon great limerick hugs Shadow
Derden Avatar
October 15, 2025 at 10:08 AM
I greatly prefer fried...best over an open campfire...sadly bacon does not love me back...
Etgen-Baker Avatar
October 12, 2025 at 2:44 PM
what? baked bacon? this southern gal would NEVER do such a thing.
Derden Avatar
October 12, 2025 at 2:51 PM
exactly.
Wolf Avatar
October 11, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Had to laugh at this one. uproarious for me! ~ Kosher Consumer
Derden Avatar
October 12, 2025 at 6:42 AM
glad people can laugh and gladder to be a part of it.
Edmonds  Avatar
October 10, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Fried bacon’s better than baked I agree, Though better put in the oven, for me, I can sit and wait, As the rashers bake, Whilst I sit drinking a nice cup of tea… Beryl
Derden Avatar
October 11, 2025 at 6:26 AM
I like tea, it's the drink for me, on that we shall agree!
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