Naked Bacon

There once was a man who fried bacon,
Naked as the day he was born.
The grease would pop about,
And he would hop about,
Like a mad Lepre-corn!


I realize it doesn't fit the perfect limerick pattern, but it is definitely limerick in spirit.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2025

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Edmonds  Avatar
October 10, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Tell the man who fried bacon, To at least wear an apron, Doing it naked, It’s best to bake it, That way he won’t get splashed on… Beryl
Derden Avatar
October 10, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Baking bacon tis a terrible sin, regardless of the pain I am in, I'll fry till I die, with grease in my eye, and blisters and boils on my skin!
Andresen Avatar
October 8, 2025 at 11:40 AM
- Can see it with my own eyes ... don't do it again :) -
Derden Avatar
October 8, 2025 at 12:44 PM
but it hurts so good. lol
Rose  Avatar
October 6, 2025 at 6:51 PM
lol best put some clothes on then heh, nice little write, funny and cute
Derden Avatar
October 7, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Thank you.
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