Best Bacon Poems

Ode To Bacon

I woke up to thoughts of you
I can almost see you now.
I long for just a little lick,
to taste of you somehow.

This hunger in my body,
this hunger in my mind.
Every time I get this urge
it's you I look to find.

I don't know how...

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My uncle Dran was an odd sorta man 
who never much cared for livestock.
But wouldn't you know he kept a pig he loved so, 
and named the fat thing, Ham hock.


Of little he cared but for the pig's dinner fare 
and a desire to keep...

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I love to hear the bacon sing,
Its wafting essence meant to bring
The slumbered family from their lair
With hopes of sampling morning fare.

Like Siren’s song or Venus’ face
They’re drawn to bacon’s fond embrace.
Now add the scent of waffles warm,
The maple syrup brings the swarm!

Eggs to order,...

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she clarifies bacon grease 
to make the popcorn
once it is in the bowl 
add seasoning with butter
a tad of garlic, sea salt, sugar
the layers of flavor are a paradise
scattered in each morsel
this means a romantic movie tonight
probably one we have seen quite often
i never tire...

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O thee I praise, and I sure ain’t fakin’
The fairest ether of carnal substance, our bacon!

That unctuous crunch so satisfying
I can already hear my fat cells sighing

Yea, about you there’s not one thing faulty
You make fried eggs so impeccably salty

A special treat from the Lord,...

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Canadian bacon
In stores for the takin
Brought home for the makin
Canadian bacon

Real eggs on the side
Over easy on me
Canadian bacon
Sweet harmony

Canadian Bacon
More meat to the round
Canadian Bacon
More love to the pound

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I go out seeking the sun's rays

Cool
White
Plump
Moist

I lay there torturing myself

Hot
Sizzling
Salty
Turning

I return inside

Dry
Brown
Wrinkled
Done?????????

©Donna Jones...

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Friend to pancakes and scrambled eggs
Slices of heaven from succulent pigs
No sleepy head can stay asleep
Bacon's aroma makes taste buds weep

No cheeseburger can survive
When Bacon is piled up high
The sandwich of the gods
Bacon from the meat of hogs

Flavor savor smells so good
Eat it Eat it...

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A cowpokes life is a rough one and when he draws his monthly pay,
He mounts his hoss and gallops to town to visit the local cabaret.
He scrubs the manure from his boots and dons a decent pair of jeans,
Hopin' to find some tolerable grub instead...

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Bacon

You see them every now and then
through new friends that you make.
Recipes from far and near
that you can cook or bake.

A pumpkin peanut butter crunch
or a cake just made for two.
If you follow the instructions
it tells you what to do.

Ribs cooked in a special sauce
steamed...

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For there abide beef, pork and chicken
and the greatest of these is bacon
hot sizzling crispy to the tongue
satiating succulently scrumptious bacon.

For bacon curries no favor
plays the field tempts the stoic and saintly
slides into gustatorial beds
romps with tomato and lettuce
hangs out with eggs, hard boiled and...

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If there ain't no Bacon in Heaven
I'm gonna keep right on sinning
For hell's where I rather be
If I can enjoy my BLT
Now don't be a judging
No use of nudging
If there ain't no Bacon in Heaven
Then Heaven ain't for me

That pure smell of delight
That gets you...

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Sizzling bacon on grill
Aroma is mouth watering
Forget about that iron will
Think of it without drooling

Smell the wonderful fresh roll
spread with butter what a treat
Waistline may take its toll
But the  pleasure you cant beat

Fresh buttered roll, filled with bacon 
Brown sauce as well oh yummy
Some people like...

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The incredible superpower 
of the aroma of bacon frying
And the pungent scent 
of fresh brewed coffee…
To me, this shouts out 
…“Sunday morning!”…
It has the power to move
The most sleepy persons
The power to lift leaden eyelids
The ability to make frowns
Turn to smiles and evoke memories
Of timeworn...

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I heat up the stove and throw oil in the pan
I watch as the grease pop
Here comes the eggs man
Don't let the cooking stop
Once the egg is nice and fried 
I slam the bacon down nice and calm
I burnt the egg so I slowly cried
as...

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