Argh Poems - Poems about Argh

Argh... the bane of daylight savings time – November 3rd 2024 Hour hands clock back sixty minutes of Autumn round about same of month every year, what a bummer, an inconvenient truth diverged from this chum purposelessly manipulating hold over yesteryear doth drum sensation of jet lag (an inconvenient truth with earth in the balance) as if flying within time machine at warp speed from this station, where bumpy ride...

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Argh, I ne'er got muffin top before - why now!? Once upon a time yours truly did allow himself to consume anything in sight eats of mine in the mein included an assortment of chow. Impossible firm me (read my bookish self a schlepping schlemiel, with schmaltz and chutzpah stationed at Highland Manor in Schwenksville, Pennsylvania) to compete with Adonis, no way no...

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ARGH! NO MORE MEDICARE! A worst nightmare loomed large notification courtesy Montgomery County Assistance Office caseworker implied medical coverage axed I felt hammered, nailed, shingled out... livid with rage frenzied, harried, jarred... railing away fit tubby tied to train tracks ready to kill myself, but dang, I ain't got enough funds to cover funeral or preferably cremation costs. Bajillion dollars for medications yikes - anxiety/panic attacks slated...

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Argh daylight savings time ends – 2:00 AM November 6th 2022 Hour hands of o'clock get set back sixty minutes gaining extra hour of Autumn round about this same day of November every year, what a bum er, and inconvenient truth diverged from this wayfaring chum purposelessly manipulating a hold over sans yesteryear (first implemented in United States with...

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Argh Daylight Savings Time – March 13th, 2022 Once again, yours truly dishes out his regular dose of literary gobbledygook even Count Dracula would not even bat an eye nor give me his evil curse, butta I avoid tempting him courtesy fanged hook or crook (albeit harmless) look regarding feeble effort I undertook. Don't forget hour hands of clocks spring forward sixty minutes 2:00 AM in...

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Argh Daylight Savings Time – March 14th, 2021 Once again, yours truly dishes out his regular dose of literary gobbledygook even Count Dracula would not even bat an eye nor give me his evil, (albeit harmless) look regarding feeble effort I undertook. Don't forget hour hands of clocks spring forward sixty minutes 2:00 AM on Sunday March 14! Yes roundabout third eye blind - doggone (con seeded) melon collie...

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Argh! Oh no for dog's sake... Uneasy thoughts commander in chief... Will be elected president (putative tsar of United States forever long he lives) until... he abdicates faux official crown to Jared Kushner will be handily elected Tuesday November 3rd, 2020. Said foreboding intimation insinuates, percolates, undulates within mine subconscious... incumbent clinches Republican presidential (rigged) election. Afar off legion (aires) herald and trumpet proclamation subjugation heard within mine prescient mind, yet amateur...

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Aha - argh... oh my dog... don't mind me muttering, eh? Earlier today (May 5th, 2020), I forget thee exact hour found me utterly beside mice elf, matter of fact even at this moment, yours truly doth feel mad at himself cuz Aldi's merchandise (mostly food) needed to be restored to their proper shelf. Upon further contemplation me thought quite futile and pointless to expend energy...

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Argh...fresh out of reading material! Hence... what better opportunity, I aver with zeal presented to one local everyman token schlemiel keystone state (Pennsylvania) three score lifelong trumpeting resident in United States commonweal experiencing severe withdrawal symptoms I feel plenti linkedin with voracious insatiable appetite to buzzfeed chronically hungry fancy feast appeal courtesy poetic generic electronic communiqué 4 hard/soft bound nuggets, essentially noggin fodder printed paginated...

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Argh... dog dam mutt (boot exhausted tending Milan Collie) If only father time could... but yea right Matthew Scott cut your losses, accompanied with sinking feeling in gut ready to vent off steam start fire next time and burn (billy me I merrily Joel King), down house i.e. mancave hut..., in tot, while yours truly emulates one among many talking heads with tongue doth jut out mouth making...

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Argh... infamous pinwheel on macbook pro 2009 alas and alack myopic staring eyes bulge out their sockets, cuz yours truly taken aback I espied sight more frightful, than rookie dazed chess player checkmated courtesy men in black pawn during next move dizzily stunned as if suckerpunched smack dab, now seeing stars circling around, especially worrisome laptop gone slack unsure if oppositional forces crack militia (rumor monger) grandmaster flying Union...

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ARGH! NO MORE MEDICARE! A worst nightmare loomed large notification courtesy Montgomery County Assistance Office caseworker implied medical coverage axed I felt hammered, nailed, shingled out... livid with rage frenzied, harried, jarred... railing away fit tubby tied to train tracks ready to kill myself! Bajillion dollars for medications yikes - anxiety/panic attacks slated to return with vengeance, no way to pay funeral/ cremation services unable to calm down a bottle of tranquilizers... and/or...

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Argh, I Ne'er Got Got Bran Did With... A Muffin Top Before - Why Now!? Impossible firm he (reed myth self) to compete with Adonis, no way no chance asthma gut busts over waistband of sweatpants, the choice couture, asper this poet, who kant's cease spewing regularly (quotidian) raves and rants years ago (another lifetime), I partook of contra dance sing, (and most casual suitable place...

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Argh...What Accursed Fate Did Lurk... Regarding thee 2009 Hyundai Sonata (50+ shades of gray), a cred debt tub bull vehicle, that at this moment finds sinking feeling akin to led zeppelin, yes (for almost ten years, this car manufactured with damn) sped to countless destinations, no whomever drove head ding here, there, or anywhere, yea without missing a beat said vehicle dependable, rightly never left being reliable,...

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Upon (die) re rhea ding previous poem All In The Name Of "Progress" zen a glaring, leering, and twittering left par wren dared to a right (i.e. bribe) corrective punctuation measure slyly slipping Special Ops symbol...

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