Short Argh Poems

Argh!
Damn phone alarm.
I gulp haste.
I open my school app - like an eyelid.
Invade my sanctuary, virtual tyranny.
Where's my focus?! 
*looking around for my coffee cup*
I feel like a bobble-head....

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I’m overthinking,
tired of the endless waiting,
about to blow up.

Even my mom sees it.
She starts some cutting remark
only to pull it back.

Me: "Argh! I have this anger, just below the surface."
My brother: "Uhh, it's not that far below the surface."...

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They say they run in packs
with the mighty unicorn.
The stories bridge the boundary
between faith and Internet p0rn.

Oh, the elusive boyfriend.

I thought I’d hidden one in the closet,
but I rummaged top to bottom
then remembered - argh! - 
I lost him last August!...

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Finding my lost voice, 
 Beneath a stranger's lips, 
Looking for warmth, 
Being grinded by a foreign body, Rubbing against me to erotic lyrics, 
That make me wanna pin you to the floor, 
Oh my, 
Your lips are already sewing me to the wall. 
What's your name? 
Argh, 
It's the morning chapter, 
You're gone and I've already lost what I was after. 
         _lost-
             Elliepoet™...

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Eerie light from far below!
Eerie fire with an eerie glow!
Eerie clouds, or is it eerie hills.
I feel no warmth, just the chills!
An eerie landing from above?
No! It’s Halloween, my love!
The pumpkin man who is he?
It’s a pumpkin can't you see!
Argh! who’s that knocking
O my gosh it’s truly shocking
Children trick or treating
O no! They have just been eaten
By Halloween, the SCARY crettin...

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Argh!  Matey, now it's time for you 
To take a little walk. 

You see that plank, off of the side?
Now walk the walk you talk!  

A pirate you have always been
And should have came to be

But, then you crossed the meanest one...
That pirate crossed, was me!

Now, step up to that plank out there..
You fate..awaits for you. 

For when a pirate crosses me...
They walk that same plank too!...

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Senryus about those
capricious creatures that rule
over our lives - our moms.

Studying. My phone
beeps, I look at it - mom says,
- "you've been texting!" Argh!

Mom: "Why is it - that
everything is on the floor?"
Me: *thinking*... "gravity?"

"SORRY!, how could I
know answering your question
would be talking back??"

My mom can hear me
mumble a mile away but
can't hear me yell "what"?...

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Some old movie plots
can't happen now, with changes
in technology...

You know, in a movie
when someone texts everyone
at school by* mistake*?

Who has *EVERYONE*
at school on their contacts list? 
No way that happens.

Parent-less parties
where scores show up - with modern
*surveillance systems*?

or ditching class, heck
my parents are texted my
quiz scores real-time.

"why'd you get an 88
on that Calculus test, I
thought you studied?" Argh!...

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Grammar Cops
By Franklin Price
01/17/2020

Grammar cops, this poem's for you
Was board with nothing else two dew
Their are mistakes: you'll sea a few
I'm posting on my Facebook to

If you wood like correct them awl
You're fixes argh a welcome thing
I'll stop write now to give you tyme
Otherwise might take till spring

Win you think that you are done
Sinned them back, too me, the won
Who rote them down, and not so well,
That could be good, for you to tell....

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