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Anus Poems - Poems about Anus

Anus Poems - Examples of all types of poems about anus to share and read. This list of new poems is composed of the works of modern poets of PoetrySoup. Read short, long, best, and famous examples for anus.
Rigorous sphincter ani externus muscle workout
...Rigorous sphincter ani externus muscle workout Amidst the rubble strewn landscape ruins courtesy healthy helping of prunes linkedin to derrière issuing melodious flatulence classical tunes, yo......Read More
Categories: anus, 12th grade, absence, appreciation,
Form: Free verse

Premium Member Toilet
... I’m always bolted to a floor Often I live in a tiny room And when I hear the door lock I pray they’ll spray some air perfume! I doubt you ever would believe The anus stories I c......Read More
Categories: anus, humorous,
Form: Personification
Alkebulan my Africa
...The brown continent, the mother of humankind, Oh Africa! a land of extremes, a continent where life began, Yes, the Garden of Eden. Land of marvels & wonders. Beautiful yet unappreciated, You'......Read More
Categories: anus, 11th grade, 12th grade,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Humans are Now Old
...Density of orchestral tones, Uilleann pipes, Stride along tense and undulant waves, Ripping the past into view. Heat lightening licks my peripheral, With each droplet of sweat from my forehead......Read More
Categories: anus, anger, angst, humanity, introspection,
Form: Free verse
...Pity the fool who lives by numbers He counts his sheep while the sagacious slumbers Imagines triangles equal or obtuse Then numbers his thoughts by hypotenuse. He dreams of trig and long di......Read More
Categories: anus, humor,
Form: Rhyme

Prolonged offal bout courtesy constipation turgid song redux
...Prolonged offal bout courtesy constipation... turgid song redux, a worse hellish fate than perdition really sucks As of early morning today - September 8th, 2022, I could not but barely move m......Read More
Categories: anus, abuse, adventure, anxiety, appreciation,
Form: Rhyme
Everyone nose I haint no otolaryngologist
...Everyone nose, I haint no otolaryngologist Nonetheless this bard **** feels gratitude courtesy Laurence V. Cramer, D.O. without cerumen eye zing May 17th, 2022 'ere and thank dog guardian ange......Read More
Categories: anus, appreciation, blessing, caregiving, dedication,
Form: Rhyme
Black Holes, white holes
...e holes, even for seconds, In this vast universe, births and deaths II If black Holes gobble, white holes Burp, and allow matter quick exits For the universe is like us In having a mouth and an "anus" - Yet to be fully tested, gadgets permitting Of course. Yet to write: universe as a canvas But also a net into which rocks, debris fall Do they require to be digested?......Read More
Categories: anus, 12th grade, analogy,
Form: Didactic
Premium Member Hilarious Town Names
... Believe it or not these are actual town names in the U.S.A. and Canada BOOGER HOLE West Virginia CROTCH LAKE Ontario KNOCK EM STIFF Ohio INTERCOURSE Pennsylvania PEE PEE CREEK O......Read More
Categories: anus, hilarious,
Form: Free verse
Chicken Licken
...He fed some chicken down his throat and plugged his airpipe tight Then vomited for 6 damn days to fill his mouth with fright And came along to think he'd die till doctors poked his chicken Wh......Read More
Categories: anus, food, funny,
Form: Quatrain
Premium Member JANUARY
...Janus, god of doors and gates, your inspiration, Ahead and back you look with anticipation. New beginnings, starting over is your renown, Umber shades and white your dr......Read More
Categories: anus, january, winter,
Form: Acrostic
Premium Member INTERMISSION FOOL - Cafeteria Monitor
...Can I go to the bathroom? This place is full of jackasses. This place is full of jackasses jerking each other off. This place is full of ignorant, parochial, zit-sucking jackasses undeserving of thei......Read More
Categories: anus, 10th grade, allegory, food,
Form: Burlesque
Premium Member malarkey
... he was making so much turbulence that he needed windbreaker trousers his farting more than gas from cheeks but a fluid blown attack on decency and common sense in torrential times ......Read More
Categories: anus, anger,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member DIRTY TRICKS
...Hey you! Yeah, you. Know what I plan to do? I’ll spread Vaseline all over your windshield And Krazy Glue your wipers in place. I’ll insert sewing needles, point up, Into your driver’s s......Read More
Categories: anus, allegory, relationship,
Form: Dramatic Verse
Premium Member Nature's Healthy Spirits
...Listen my son and you shall hear strange curiosities about my spiritual career. A student of science Left hemispheric A student of religion Right ancient indigenous feelings kinda queeric......Read More
Categories: anus, body, earth, health, integrity,
Form: Political Verse

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