Anus Poems - Poems about Anus

... ‘Hey stomach,’ says anus, ‘Would you cut the crap.’ “It’s not me,’ stomach says; ‘I won’t take the wrap. It’s what they’re eating, So blame teeth and mouth. I’m innocent,’ says stomach, ‘F......Read the rest...

...RED SEA At the mouth I lay splayed blood trickling, slowly dripping into soft mud or red Akashic ink mud of my anus, ink of my sacred septum white flags drench......Read the rest...

... Janus god symbolizing beginnings and endings, grants wishes one may regret A full Wolf Moon peaks illumination the 25th, rising from the horizon at sunset New Year’s Day is c......Read the rest...

...Rigorous sphincter ani externus muscle workout Amidst the rubble strewn landscape ruins courtesy healthy helping of prunes linkedin to derrière issuing melodious flatulence classical tunes, yo......Read the rest...

...I’m always bolted to a floor Often I live in a tiny room And when I hear the door lock I pray they’ll spray some air perfume! I doubt you ever would believe The anus stories I cou......Read the rest...

...Density of orchestral tones, Uilleann pipes, Stride along tense and undulant waves, Ripping the past into view. Heat lightening licks my peripheral, With each droplet of sweat from my forehead......Read the rest...

...Pity the fool who lives by numbers He counts his sheep while the sagacious slumbers Imagines triangles equal or obtuse Then numbers his thoughts by hypotenuse. He dreams of trig and long di......Read the rest...

...Prolonged offal bout courtesy constipation... turgid song redux, a worse hellish fate than perdition really sucks As of early morning today - September 8th, 2022, I could not but barely move m......Read the rest...

...Everyone nose, I haint no otolaryngologist Nonetheless this bard **** feels gratitude courtesy Laurence V. Cramer, D.O. without cerumen eye zing May 17th, 2022 'ere and thank dog guardian ange......Read the rest...

...e holes, even for seconds, In this vast universe, births and deaths II If black Holes gobble, white holes Burp, and allow matter quick exits For the universe is like us In having a mouth and an "anus" - Yet to be fully tested, gadgets permitting Of course. Yet to write: universe as a canvas But also a net into which rocks, debris fall Do they require to be digested?......Read the rest...

...Believe it or not these are actual town names in the U.S.A. and Canada BOOGER HOLE West Virginia CROTCH LAKE Ontario KNOCK EM STIFF Ohio INTERCOURSE Pennsylvania PEE PEE CREEK Ohio S......Read the rest...

...He fed some chicken down his throat and plugged his airpipe tight Then vomited for 6 damn days to fill his mouth with fright And came along to think he'd die till doctors poked his chicken Wh......Read the rest...

...Janus, god of doors and gates, your inspiration, Ahead and back you look with anticipation. New beginnings, starting over is your renown, Umber shades and white your dr......Read the rest...

...Can I go to the bathroom? This place is full of jackasses. This place is full of jackasses jerking each other off. This place is full of ignorant, parochial, zit-sucking jackasses undeserving of thei......Read the rest...

...he was making so much turbulence that he needed windbreaker trousers his farting more than gas from cheeks but a fluid blown attack on decency and common sense in torrential times fu......Read the rest...