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Hilarious Town Names

Believe it or not these are actual
town names in the U.S.A. and Canada

BOOGER HOLE West Virginia
CROTCH LAKE Ontario
KNOCK EM STIFF Ohio
INTERCOURSE Pennsylvania
PEE PEE CREEK Ohio
SCRATCH ANKLE Alabama
CRAPAUD Prince Edward Island
TWO EGGS Florida
WHY NOT North Carolina
STINKY POO Alabama
SNAFU Alaska
ANUS Indiana
DDILDO Newfoundland

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Debra L Brown Date: 2/27/2022 6:13:00 PM Hi! Jack, It would be certainly interesting to find out the history how those towns got there names. Interesting write, enjoyed. Blessings ~ Debra Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 2/28/2022 4:10:00 AM You brought up a good point Debra!!! Should look into it! Love Happy Jack XOX

L Milton Hankins Date: 2/27/2022 2:03:00 PM Oh, Jack, there are so many more, too. I was thinking of PINCH. I was once pastor of a church in FLAT CREEK. Did you ever see a hilly creek???? Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 2/27/2022 2:48:00 PM There so many more... I eliminated some good ones also! Cheers!

Alexis Y. Date: 2/27/2022 7:27:00 AM Lol! Jack, Those are some funny town names. Thanks for sharing them-Alexis Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 2/27/2022 8:53:00 AM And... they are for real!!! Thanks for dropping by dear Alexis!!! XOX

Tom Cunningham Date: 2/27/2022 7:14:00 AM Lol you couldnt make them up. We have a street name here called Bell End. Think Boris lives in that street. Tom Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 2/27/2022 7:17:00 AM These town names are all for real!!!!! Believe it!!!!!