Aerobic Poems - Poems about Aerobic

...Lapsed contra dancer rediscovers his happy place I tip figurative hat to the late Cathy Robertson, longtime (lifetime) Thomas Paine Unitarian Church member, who unwittingly and quite casually made......Read the rest...

...Argh, I ne'er got muffin top before - why now!? Once upon a time yours truly did allow himself to consume anything in sight eats of mine in the mein included an assortment of chow. Impossib......Read the rest...

...I feel a sudden stiffness in my chest, I have not been running but I am almost out of breath, I stood for seventeen hours in the corner trying to put things in order but the drill across the street k......Read the rest...

...I can no longer touch my toes Or stop an unexpected runny nose, It has become an issue To find a handkerchief or tissue. My loo has moved I am not sure It seems farther away than it was befor......Read the rest...

...My Black God is real as I could imagine worrying about defective White People vulnerable to skin cancer and fading water-front real estate values in this unholy traumatic WhiteWashed Anthrop......Read the rest...

...STEPS ASIDE They’ve banned the “step counters” Outlawed the treadmill and stationary bike Banned jogging (aka fast walking for the elderly) Sports will be limited to “non-aerobic” activities T......Read the rest...

...He took an aerobic class It was a very hard task His legs wouldn't work And he felt like a jerk He was such an out of shape mass......Read the rest...

...What if… If fear did not guard and watch over me? My seeds of shame and doubt Would timidly venture out And finally sprout, But as they reached the light, Like a vampire, would wither and die......Read the rest...

... Doctor said I must lose weight Sugar banned a thought I hate No butter or cheese except low fat My body will morph fancy that. Off to gym in new sports gear Going to sweat daily for a......Read the rest...

...'Continental Drift' - The Metaphor In the seventies (1), few people dreamed ‘it’ was true, guessed by scientists first when rough coastlines compared (2) matched like par......Read the rest...

...I worry about being unfair to other benign parasites in my feeding-frenzy faith community, and to myself, because I need and/or want a residential intentionally cooperative resiliently win/win......Read the rest...

...HELL IS ME--- Can’t remember to live or die; So morbid is the times; Cries of the undertaker, not enough people dying; As a survivor from hell; Angels no all too well; The prism’s stone; M......Read the rest...

...Running* with zest gives me great triumphant feeling Uplifts my spirit along radiant merriment Negates bad mood to welcome good tidings Nurtures appreciation for nature Influences friends for wel......Read the rest...

...Argh, I Ne'er Got Got Bran Did With... A Muffin Top Before - Why Now!? Impossible firm he (reed myth self) to compete with Adonis, no way no chance asthma gut busts over waistband of sweatpa......Read the rest...

...Love-filled mirth of great jubilant feeling Affirming radiant merriment’s glee Uplifting mood as response to humor... Glad gestures released by brain’s endorphins H......Read the rest...