Aerobic Poems - Poems about Aerobic

...I don’t like to swim So a swimmer I’m not, But I am in Florida And it is hot! While visiting friends, We sat by the pool, The sun beating down Where I’d sweat like a fool. But I learned......

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...Diane’s dog Charlie is her baby; more than her son ever was. He likes me better than Stewart did too, she tells me. Charlie’s therapy appointments are on Monday. On Tuesdays he has his nails groom......

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...[verse] The only thing I want for Christmas is you Can you wrap yourself in a bow and deliver too? Show up at my door special ordered late night delivery and we can unwrap each o......

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...Going to exercise aerobic Walk on treadmill everyday Reduce foods too caloric Get in shape in everyway Work on personality increase to dynamic And do a little everyday Keep mouth ......

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...There is sun in my window this morning and it makes me smile. My wife is buzzing about outside, watering her plants, trying to nurture back to life some that have been brutalized by the recent heatwa......

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...Lapsed contra dancer rediscovers his happy place I tip figurative hat to the late Cathy Robertson, longtime (lifetime) Thomas Paine Unitarian Church member, who unwittingly and quite casually made......

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...Argh, I ne'er got muffin top before - why now!? Once upon a time yours truly did allow himself to consume anything in sight eats of mine in the mein included an assortment of chow. Impossib......

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...I feel a sudden stiffness in my chest, I have not been running but I am almost out of breath, I stood for seventeen hours in the corner trying to put things in order but the drill across the street k......

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...I can no longer touch my toes Or stop an unexpected runny nose, It has become an issue To find a handkerchief or tissue. My loo has moved I am not sure It seems farther away than it was befor......

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...My Black God is real as I could imagine worrying about defective White People vulnerable to skin cancer and fading water-front real estate values in this unholy traumatic WhiteWashed Anthrop......

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...STEPS ASIDE They’ve banned the “step counters” Outlawed the treadmill and stationary bike Banned jogging (aka fast walking for the elderly) Sports will be limited to “non-aerobic” activities T......

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...He took an aerobic class It was a very hard task His legs wouldn't work And he felt like a jerk He was such an out of shape mass......

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...What if… If fear did not guard and watch over me? My seeds of shame and doubt Would timidly venture out And finally sprout, But as they reached the light, Like a vampire, would wither and die......

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... Doctor said I must lose weight Sugar banned a thought I hate No butter or cheese except low fat My body will morph fancy that. Off to gym in new sports gear Going to sweat daily for a......

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...'Continental Drift' - The Metaphor In the seventies (1), few people dreamed ‘it’ was true, guessed by scientists first when rough coastlines compared (2) matched like par......

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