The New Me

Doctor said I must lose weight Sugar banned a thought I hate No butter or cheese except low fat My body will morph fancy that. Off to gym in new sports gear Going to sweat daily for a year You think this is fun? your quite wrong 'Till I Collapse' my favourite song. Each night exhausted I take a jog Dear heaven above it's such a slog Bedtime drink warm skimmed milk No easy task to look like sylph. Months rolled by still hitting gym New way of life am now so thin Resisting temptation I'm in to win Aerobic trainer whose name is Slim.
Nonsense Rhyme Poetry Contest Sponsored by Charles Messina 11/09/2021
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