Two wiener dogs meet
Each yap loudly, strangely greet
Oddly on the street
Hounds bite other's butt
Owner blames the other's mutt
Not open and shut
I note discreetly,
"Both were gone quick and neatly,
Devoured completely"
Another witness
Says, "'twas one, not two or none
Lucky to remain"
Judge asked the witness,
"If each pooch ate the other
Which was out, which...
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