Wrong Side Of The Bed Poems - Poems about Wrong Side Of The Bed

...If you wake up on the wrong side of the bed, how do you know which is the wrong side? My wife always gets up on the right side-that’s how I know. ......

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...You woke up late You woke up tripping You woke up hot You woke up on the wrong side of the bed You woke up with mad You woke up grateful You woke up lonely You woke up with a headache Y......

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...He always brought the subject up at the most inappropriate of times, usually when some c**t was trying to kill us. Are you a believer now? If I get out of this, I’ll think about it. We got out of i......

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...There was a time when I thought blue was red I woke up from the wrong side of the bed And my dreams were all caught in purple haze Like wandering around a swirling maze Kept going forth and......

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...He always brought the subject up at the most inappropriate time, usually when someone was trying to kill us. Are you a believer now? If I get out of this, I’ll think about it. We got out of it.......

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...Ignorance is bliss said the uneducated Miss Take the tiger by the tail, and then give a hiss. A snake in the grass thought outside of the box You can’t judge a book by its cover, said the ox. L......

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...Ever put a wrapper in your mouth and thrown the *sweet in the bin? Or awoken abruptly, not sure which day you’re in? Tried to call out a name but shouted someone else’s instead? Or tried to get th......

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... Pulling The Plug And Cutting The Cord Written: by Miracle man 1-1-2020 As this new year begins, with value I’m teased, and I toy with thoughts over my coffee mug. Non-essential incre......

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...I won't wake up to the constant ringing of the doorbell… I ignore I woke up on the wrong side of the bed, looking like hell, Once more It's too hard to recognize your soft voice In the chaos ......

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...If a falling star has caught your eye Wish upon it If a penny falls and lands on heads Leave it But, if tails you see pick it up For that is good luck Never walk under a ladder Paint may spi......

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...Woke up on the wrong side of the bed. There's a mind numbing pain at work in my head. Wash my hair and comb my face, Something died in my mouth, where's the toothpaste. Grab a quick bit of br......

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...AN INFAMOUS LEGEND King Henry XIII was indeed quite a boy, He had no clue how to spell the word coy, He was consumed by a quest that A wife bear, And give birth to a male heir, He was fat, ......

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...It isn't much fun to be told that you're wrong, or to feel left out or you just don't belong. And worse when you feel that you're in a bad rut, when you're down and your out, and been kicked in ......

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...Bill was beaten, he asked for butter and bread, She was in bad mood after a swing in head; But the case study revealed In office of Dr. Field, They both got up on the wrong side of the bed.......

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... What’s the kindest thing you can say, about someone who’s not really nice Compliment them in an obtuse fashion, blunt talk wouldn’t be the right approach Sometimes it’s hard to find ple......

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