Short Wrong Side Of The Bed Poems
Short Wrong Side Of The Bed Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Wrong Side Of The Bed by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Wrong Side Of The Bed by length and keyword.
Wrong Side of the Bed
If you wake up on the wrong side of the bed,
how do you know which is the wrong side?
My wife always gets up on the right side-that’s how I know.
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Categories:
wrong side of the bed, humor,
Form:
Free verse
Bill Was Beaten
Bill was beaten, he asked for butter and bread,
She was in bad mood after a swing in head;
But the case study revealed
In office of Dr. Field,
They both got up on the wrong side of the bed....
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Categories:
wrong side of the bed, fun,
Form:
Limerick
Props To Stickles
The cat on my tongue is after the frog in my throat
I put the counted chickens all in one basket before they hatched
Broke a pulled leg, woke up on the wrong side of the bed
And I still saw right through you...
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Categories:
wrong side of the bed, animals, funny, imagination, lost love,
Form:
I do not know?
Must Be Careful Where I Tread
Did I perchance get up on the wrong side of the bed
Should I have gotten up on the other side instead
What else could it be
Perhaps I just need to pee
If I don't make in time, must be careful where I tread
© Jack Ellison 2016...
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Categories:
wrong side of the bed, humor,
Form:
Limerick
You Woke Up
You woke up late
You woke up tripping
You woke up hot
You woke up on the wrong side of the bed
You woke up with mad
You woke up grateful
You woke up lonely
You woke up with a headache
You woke up happy
You woke up sad
You woke up horny
You woke up feeling bad
You woke up tired…
But the good news is… You woke up....
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Categories:
wrong side of the bed, feelings, god, good morning, happy, loneliness, people,
Form:
Narrative