Short Wrong Side Of The Bed Poems

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Premium Member Wrong Side of the Bed

If you wake up on the wrong side of the bed, how do you know which is the wrong side? My wife always gets up on the right side-that’s how I know.


Bill Was Beaten

Bill was beaten, he asked for butter and bread,
She was in bad mood after a swing in head;
But the case study revealed
In office of Dr. Field,
They both got up on the wrong side of the bed.
Form: Limerick

Props To Stickles

The cat on my tongue is after the frog in my throat
I put the counted chickens all in one basket before they hatched
Broke a pulled leg, woke up on the wrong side of the bed
And I still saw right through you
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Premium Member Must Be Careful Where I Tread

Did I perchance get up on the wrong side of the bed Should I have gotten up on the other side instead What else could it be Perhaps I just need to pee If I don't make in time, must be careful where I tread © Jack Ellison 2016
Form: Limerick

Premium Member You Woke Up

You woke up late
You woke up tripping 
You woke up hot
You woke up on the wrong side of the bed 
You woke up with mad 
You woke up grateful 
You woke up lonely 
You woke up with a headache 
You woke up happy 
You woke up sad
You woke up horny
You woke up feeling bad
You woke up tired…

But the good news is… You woke up.
Form: Narrative


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