Long Wrong side of the bed Poems

He always brought the subject up at the most inappropriate time, usually when someone was trying to kill us.

Are you a believer now?

If I get out of this, I’ll think about it. We got out...

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He always brought the subject up at the most inappropriate of times, usually when some c**t was trying to kill us.
Are you a believer now?
If I get out of this, I’ll think about it. We...

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Open up your mind and your heart for a change
Please don’t hesitate, 
For, you aren’t pushing the limits
If I were yours, 
I wouldn’t be drawing near to depression
Heads up! Don’t slouch down
Lift your head from...

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AN  INFAMOUS LEGEND

King Henry XIII was indeed quite a boy,
He had no clue how to spell the word coy,
He was consumed by a quest that 
A wife bear,
And give birth to a male heir,
He...

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I won't wake up to the constant ringing of the doorbell…
I ignore
I woke up on the wrong side of the bed, looking like hell,
Once more

It's too hard to recognize your soft voice 
In the chaos...

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I had my 65th birthday on Monday.
Here are some things that were clarified for me by friends.
I hope it is a sign from God that I can still learn!

False, "erectile dysfunction" isn't a labor dispute...

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Ever put a wrapper in your mouth and thrown the *sweet in the bin?
Or awoken abruptly, not sure which day you’re in?
Tried to call out a name but shouted someone else’s instead?
Or tried to get...

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What’s the kindest thing you can say,
about someone who’s not really nice
Compliment them in an obtuse fashion,
blunt talk wouldn’t be the right approach
Sometimes it’s hard to find
pleasant words 
to describe somebody’s foul disposition
Oh, they just...

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Have you ever had one of those days 
On the wrong side of the bed, bad days 
When everything right went wrong 

Cause the ding had lost it's dong 
Ouch, Mr. Sun came peeking in...

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MONDAY

Woke up on the wrong side of the bed,
There's a mind numbing pain at work in my head.
Wash my hair and comb my face,
Something died in my mouth, where's the toothpaste?

Grab a quick bite of...

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Have you ever had one of those days 
On the wrong side of the bed, bad days 
When everything right went wrong 

Cause the ding had lost it's dong 
Ouch, Mr. Sun came peeking in...

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Ignorance is bliss said the uneducated Miss
Take the tiger by the tail, and then give a hiss.
A snake in the grass thought outside of the box
You can’t judge a book by its cover, said the...

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Dolphins and unicorns
Butterflies and rainbows
These are underlying
But not all there is to know
While facing trials and sorrow
Taking good with bad I guess
With every thought and feeling
That I’ve chosen to express
Although I see the silver
That outlines...

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Grouchy is a grubby feeling,
with the nasty taste of blah;
makes you out of sorts with living,
the opposite of hurrah.

You don’t like anything 
you used to really love;
instead of giving kisses
you would rather pinch or shove.

You...

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It isn't much fun to be told that you're wrong,
or to feel left out or you just don't belong.

And worse when you feel that you're in a bad rut,
when you're down and your out, and...

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Woke up on the wrong side of the bed.
There's a mind numbing pain at work in my head.

Wash my hair and comb my face,
Something died in my mouth, where's the toothpaste.

Grab a quick bit of...

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Pulling The Plug And Cutting The Cord
Written: by Miracle man
1-1-2020

As this new year begins, with value I’m teased,
and I toy with thoughts over my coffee mug.
Non-essential increases leave me displeased,
I’m about ready to tell some...

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empty girls don't play with love
because they know it's never enough.
they seek out angels, way up high,
and dance to the rhythm of the sky.
empty girls won't fall apart
because they're guarded from the start.
 
floating through...

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I woke up this morning
On the wrong side of the bed
And looked in the mirror
To face the living dead!

When I opened my eyes
To have another peak
I swear I'd been replaced
By a complete and utter freak!

Hair...

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If a falling star has caught your eye
Wish upon it
If a penny falls and lands on heads
Leave it
But, if tails you see pick it up
For that is good luck

Never walk under a ladder
Paint may spill...

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There was a time when I thought blue was red 
I woke up from the wrong side of the bed 
And my dreams were all caught in purple haze 
Like wandering around a swirling maze...

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Okay it's official
I don't care
I don't care if I f up
I don't care if I acted up
I don't care anything of what I said and do
Everything can go to Hades
It's a good place to be
Just...

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