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Must Be Careful Where I Tread

Did I perchance get up on the wrong side of the bed
Should I have gotten up on the other side instead
What else could it be
Perhaps I just need to pee
If I don't make in time, must be careful where I tread


© Jack Ellison 2016

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Carol Eastman

February 4, 2016 at 12:30 PM

LOL... I run to the bathroom constantly during the night... Totally understand... Don't want to trip over Dragon. the dogs, cat, penguins... or the Trolls... A few sleep around me so they'll be the first to know that breakfast is on the way... Always hungry... Those basement Trolls of Hubby's.

Viv Wigley

February 2, 2016 at 12:05 AM

On this topic I think you should pore, about moving your bed near the door, if you're feeling real sad, that your timing is bad, get some plastic sheets down on the floor... Voice of experience, gastro enteritis, 2011. Nice Lim, Jack. Regards, Viv

Jack Ellison

February 2, 2016 at 6:32 AM

Ain't it fun!!! Great limerick, my friend... everybody's getting into the act! LOL

Tim Smith

February 1, 2016 at 4:09 PM

Don't step down on the yellow spots...you need to get one of those robots...who clean your mess...as you dress....otherwise you might want to tie it in knots

Jack Ellison

February 1, 2016 at 4:12 PM

AGE!!! Go Jays Go!!!