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Must Be Careful Where I Tread

Did I perchance get up on the wrong side of the bed
Should I have gotten up on the other side instead
What else could it be
Perhaps I just need to pee
If I don't make in time, must be careful where I tread


© Jack Ellison 2016

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Carol Eastman Date: 2/4/2016 12:30:00 PM LOL... I run to the bathroom constantly during the night... Totally understand... Don't want to trip over Dragon. the dogs, cat, penguins... or the Trolls... A few sleep around me so they'll be the first to know that breakfast is on the way... Always hungry... Those basement Trolls of Hubby's. Login to Reply

Viv Wigley Date: 2/2/2016 12:05:00 AM On this topic I think you should pore, about moving your bed near the door, if you're feeling real sad, that your timing is bad, get some plastic sheets down on the floor... Voice of experience, gastro enteritis, 2011. Nice Lim, Jack. Regards, Viv Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 2/2/2016 6:32:00 AM Ain't it fun!!! Great limerick, my friend... everybody's getting into the act! LOL

Tim Smith Date: 2/1/2016 4:09:00 PM Don't step down on the yellow spots...you need to get one of those robots...who clean your mess...as you dress....otherwise you might want to tie it in knots Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 2/1/2016 4:12:00 PM AGE!!! Go Jays Go!!!

Nette Onclaud Date: 2/1/2016 11:03:00 AM i always have fun reading you, jack...overactive bladder?, lol..huggs Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 2/1/2016 2:33:00 PM Comes with age I guess! LOL Hey, Nette, thanks for your kind comment! Love and huggs, Jack xoxox

Daniel Turner Date: 2/1/2016 9:14:00 AM You always start my day with a smile. Thank you. As an older male, a bedside pail, as more often the call prevails. Love it. Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 2/1/2016 2:30:00 PM Happy to hear it, my friend! Us old guys eh! LOL