Short Weird Poems
Short Weird Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Weird by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Weird by length and keyword.
Hope is a thing with feathers,
but are feathers a thing with hope?
Given all the chicken I eat
the answer, I think, is nope.
Monica-esque Laura Loomer
This wing nut is Trump’s new roomer
What does he exchange
With this kook so strange?
On his plane is she his groomer?
In my house that's small and weird,
a circumstance is to be feared.
Things that were once before my face
no longer exist in any place.
They've all been disappeared.
The real me is what you read here
No pretenses, no need to put on airs
What you see is all there is
Gosh, golly, gee whiz
Used to be deeper but now a little weird
I have my coffee now and
sit upon
a chair that gives me comfort;
have TV,
a roaring fire, and footstool,
and myself.
So perfect, I find it odd —
oh, so weird.
(March 2022)
The witch of the woods watches from the window,
While willows’ webs weave wildly in the wind,
And wicked whiffs of worm-water are wafting
From the whirling well of woe and wallow.
THE WACKY WORLD OF WEIRD
Dr. James E. Martin
©October, 2013
The wacky world of weird,
Has never disappeared.
It remains today,
It won’t go away,
Its adherents are loudly cheered.
Weird Hair
Dr. James E. Martin
©March, 2014
Her hair was quite a sight.
It caused in some much fright.
It was pink and green,
Like you’ve never seen,
It was way beyond a delight!
Tonight sick Santa had to take off,
he has a bad case of whooping cough.
The reindeers are acting weird,
all are hungry and dog-eared.
Home for a hot bowl of beef stroganoff.
Christmas Tree Boy waved a star on a stick
Said “abra ca dabra” in a brogue that was thick
Danced the holiday dance around the tree.
He was incredibly silly said my weird Aunt, Aunt Vee.
We live in a weird, weird world,
With questions unanswered
And deep mysteries galore,
And when questions are answered,
The questions don’t grow less,
But strangely – they grow more!
Strange
Thoughts are
Useless and
Very often
Weird
Written 3rd April 2019
For light up the page 4 contest
Sponsored by Joseph May.
America Feared Trump Was Weird
What all of us in America had feared,
Being aware Trump was really weird,
Can't bare strain,
And a total pain;
Would delight when he disappeared.
Jim Horn
I'm afraid of your weird looks again
I'm just trying to joke with you guys
[REDACTED] made the same joke yesterday
Why isn't it funny anymore?
I don't understand
What is this code you all have?
weird stuff has floated around in my mind today
where are you coming from? I ask it
feelings I have not felt ever before come by.
Give me a nod and a tickle
I try to ignore them
but of course
I can’t.
Stay on your side of the brook, Tiger
Or else there will be a great snipper
To end you running your mouth
So much wild noise from you spouts
See you tonight at one, rough rider
The stranger closes
the door carefully,
draws the curtains
fully,
undo the bed
quickly,
turn off the light
install the dark
blunt ...
Will he sleep...?
no, he will dream
to escape from the world ...!
Weird Trump Wants To Remain
In White House weird Trump wants to remain;
And wild thought his psychiatrist did entertain,
With much vigor,
He grew bigger;
Without a doubt he has become totally insane.
Jim Horn
This weird, eerie rodent sparks such adoration
A trip to his park's cause for great celebration
The plaques's spread by such vermin
But I'll spare you the sermon
Disneyland, here I am, on my dream vacation!
2/5/23
There is a weird sense of honor in doing the right thing
A feeling of accomplishment, a glimmer of joy
I look around, all puffed up and proud
When I realize that no one notices or cares
Is it enough that I care?
It has to be
Old Ferdie had a bushy beard
when bathing some birds just appeared
two cocks and a hen
a rook and a wren
were nesting, it truly was weird!
Inspired after spotting a man with a HUGE beard
1/2/19
There was a weird man from France
Who seemed always to be in a trance,
From the tree one got,
Doughnuts he thought So he planted them in his garden once.
DDO Reverse acrostic
Delightfully different, humans should not be
Defined by categories based on behavior, beliefs or lifestyle
Otherwise, we would all be classified as odd.
I must be odd as I wrote this as a reverse acrostic!
i'm in a muppet mood today ~
suffering from a persisting hangover
i woke up silly stuffed and wabbly
goofy looney and scatterbrained
with bulging eyes and a bad hairday
even my voice sounded bizarre
AP: Honorable Mention 2025
Nicolaus Copernicus claimed the earth orbits the sun
Other fourth graders joked about it and made lots of fun.
His parents were embarrassed by their weird decisive child.
His theories changed understanding of the universe. Isn’t that wild?