Wally Poems - Poems about Wally

There once was a chicken called ‘Polly’, whose name sounded happy and jolly, ‘til one morning at two, she crowed, “cock-a-doo,” now our chook is a rooster called Wally. ...

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1. As you search the aisles at Walmart for something to say to your boyfriend’s mother? a. You look for kind words in the book section b. You search through the sheets and comforters c. You listen to the other customer’s conversations d. You pray that she isn’t listening closely to your wisdoms 2. When there is a sale at Walmart, you – a. Grab your car...

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*Image of Tony Dow by News. AUDIO VIDEO of 500 Miles by Peter, Paul & Mary Take Care Wally Cleaver Wally: Watch the hair! My faculties are under arrest! I have been subpoenaed by a Board of Inquiry! Namely, Mr. & Mrs. Parents of OMgoodness Boy! Begins the questioning! (blah, blah, blah) Ward: WHY! Retorts! Wally: But dad (blah, blah, blah) Empathetic. June: Well, why not? In-kind. Wally:...

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Little Wally, the caterpillar, was very sad. He didn't want to hang out with his dad. Papa asked, "Why are you so down, son?" I'm used to you having tons of fun, son. "I want to be like you; dad; I'm really slow." " You'll get your wings, and you'll go go! "Really? You were once like me too?" "Yes, son, long...

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Wallace “Wally” Cleaver handsome, well-liked high achiever, befriended Eddie, so unlike him. Golly!* Wally wasn’t given to whim! Eddie Haskell was a neat, slick, conniving rascal. With his flattery and pseudo-smiles, he spiced up the show with his wiles. Leave It to Beaver *Wally and other characters use expressions like “Gee whiz,” “Gosh,” and “Golly.” September 29, 2021 entered in the Clerihew 2 Contest ...

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Walls are built and walls are breached over the top and underneath. Monsters mingling with the innocent clawing their way in fingers pointing like dirty socks in the wind. Walls will go up and walls will crash down. Walls bloom graffiti and political clowns. A symbol of fear and hate? or dog eared political card. Most people I know cage their windows and fence in their yard. Is it about protection or election...

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PaULY WALLY THERE ONCE was A Carpenter That fell off his saw sawhorse Had a wife but she divorced him Cause of the nails he left in the kitchen He framed a wall but it fell Only thing left was the hole in the floor O how can you tell Pauly Wally was a carpenter Whose bed was a wooden accordion door...

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If someone admits to feeling “peely-wally” It's a Scottish term meaning unwell and crawly Just stay tuned I'm really festooned With tidbits of stuff both inspiring and laudatory...

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Polly Wally waddles all day She's running for office in LA She wastes time doodling Enjoys a daily noodling But she never earns her pay Polly Wally was once quite a looker before politics she worked as a hooker now she dresses with power doesn't get paid by the hour now she's aging no man...

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Wally Cleans His Room When he woke up Tuesday, Wally looked around his room. It really was a mess and so he went to get his broom. All his cleaning items went into his purple pail, the dustpan in his right hand, and the dust cloths on his tail. He hung his clothes up in the closet, placing them just...

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Wally Weasel Goes Skiing Wally still loves painting, but he’s now discovered sports. He made his reservations at a faraway resort. He’s never skied but has a book with lessons showing how. After reading it two times plus one, he thinks he’s ready now. With wooly scarf around his neck and hat upon his head, he picks up shiny skis and...

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Wally Weasel Loves to Paint Wally Weasel loves to paint, and paints himself a lot. Some paint goes on the canvas, but most of it does not. Poor Wally, when he’s finished, is a sight that you must see. He’s a living breathing rainbow from his head down to his knee. Wally gets excited when he takes his brush in...

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...inspired by a Dylan Thomas short story A breezy day, and two boys biking down the lane past meadows green with envy, soft as spring. Picnic-packed and ready for the day's adventure. They passed hikers who cried "Hey, lend us yer bikes!" The lads whizzed by, not giving them a second thought. "I bet them's fire...

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A breezy day, and two boys biking down the lane past meadows green with envy, soft as spring. Picnic-packed and ready for the day's adventure. They passed hikers who cried "Hey, lend us yer bikes!" The lads whizzed by, not giving them a second thought. "I bet them's fire cows," Jimmy said, (he had a...

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A breezy day, and two boys biking down the lane past meadows green with envy, soft as spring. Picnic-packed and ready for the day's adventure. They passed hikers who cried "Hey, lend us yer bikes!" The lads whizzed by, not giving them a second thought. "I bet them's fire cows," Jimmy said, (he had a...

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