Short Wally Poems
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I went searching for hattie pattie
But found scarfy larfy
With a pin
Moved on to henny penny
Who said the sky was fally wally
There once was a chicken called ‘Polly’,
whose name sounded happy and jolly,
‘til one morning at two,
she crowed, “cock-a-doo,”
now our chook is a rooster called Wally.
You look “a bit peely wally”
In Scotland means “pale or ill” by golly
“Ah dinnae ken” means
“I don't know” it seems
”Far div ye bide” where do you live
We went on a Lampoon vacation
Drove damn near across our great nation
We found Wally World
The rides made me hurl
(Can’t repeat Wally’s exclamation)
Submitted for: Carolyn’s contest
If someone admits to feeling “peely-wally”
It's a Scottish term meaning unwell and crawly
Just stay tuned
I'm really festooned
With tidbits of stuff both inspiring and laudatory
Wal-Mart has removed its door greeters,
Replacing them with purchase eyes
Grabbing receipts at exits
Waving them like white flags
Yes, they paid! They paid!
You may pass; thanks!
Do the dance,
Pappy,
lol!
Rub-a-dub-dub ~
Mommy and her little one, splashing in the tub,
playing with Mr. Beluga, the whale,
and grabbing Wally the walrus by the tail,
and riding two seahorsies:
one named Gitty, the other one Yup.
Willber whistled while wooing wonderful, wistful, Wanda
but Willber's woebegone whistling made Wanda want to wander
Wandering Wanda wanted Wally but his weak, wretched whistling was wanting Wanda was wowed by Waldo's wondrous whistle that she found very taunting
Drivin' down the road
Slingin' a banana peel
It will rot it surely will
There's a park'n at stores
Handicapped spaces galore
No one will notice I'm sure
Now at Wally World
In the park'n lot
I'll not put my cart in that spot
Rebellious attitudes
Are totally Rat-I-Tude
Form:
There was a lady named Polly
Oh, , she loved to ride the trolley
Until dementia struck
And she jumped on a truck
Thought she was Jane and ran off with Wally
Heidi Sands
7/23/22
PaULY WALLY
THERE ONCE was A Carpenter
That fell off his saw sawhorse
Had a wife but she divorced him
Cause of the nails he left in the kitchen
He framed a wall but it fell
Only thing left was the hole in the floor
O how can you tell
Pauly Wally was a carpenter
Whose bed was a wooden accordion door
Getting Frantic
My bro Wally just got pissed right off
Then he blew another gasket scoff
His face is getting ever so red, so red
Better stay away or you might get lead
I think he might not be much of a mechanic
My bro better quit for I don’t like seeing him get frantic.
Written: 4/27/14
Yvonne
Polly Wally waddles all day
She's running for office in LA
She wastes time doodling
Enjoys a daily noodling
But she never earns her pay
Polly Wally was once quite a looker
before politics she worked as a hooker
now she dresses with power
doesn't get paid by the hour
now she's aging no man would book her
Candy kisses and big red hearts
that bloom just for love
A good heart, you just can't buy it
at the local Wally-mart
Romance, it doesn't happen
just by chance
when Cupid throws his Lance
he will put you in a trance
When you make a deep connection
it may lead you to affection
when your love is true,
you'll know what to do ...
Florida Evans
Ethel Mertz
Theodore Huxtable
Michael Scott
Mary Albright
Bob Vance
Dr. Johnny Fever
George Jefferson
Esther Anderson
Mayor Quimby
J.J. Evans
Lily Aldrin
Lisa Douglas
Gloria Stivic
Uncle Fester
Oliver Wendell Douglas
Arnold Ziffel
Archie Bunker
Gomez Addams
Baldrick
Gomer Pyle
Lord Percy Percy
Grady Wilson
Wally Cleaver
Del Boy Trotter
Money making plotter
Sells dodgy bent gear and smokes a cigar
Drives a yellow three wheeler T.I.T company car.
Rodney Trotter
Del's little brother, sidekick and cop spotter
A dipstick, a wally, a plonker or Dave
With two GCEs he feels like an under-paid slave.
(Trotters Independent Traders) (T.I.T)
Only Fools and Horses
Clerihew 2 Poetry Contest
Sponser Joseph May
Written 21.10.21
100 words or less, to rhyme, humor a plus..Feb. ten. Good Luck- email copy to
Quasarttt228@aol.com, and post, please- winner gets a tom Bell Cookbook!
Incorporate;
Brushing the velvety hair of the bald midget
Olives on the run
Hidden Puppy, Crouching pooper
New set of blinds
Ketchup
Gumballs on the bar
rock music in Chinese
Wally Eagle, ootty-booty-li-li
Mercedes Benz
Slip of the forked snake tongue
Good Luck!!
Why wait for Wally when Willy is willing
Wide world is warming, North Pole should be chilling
Wastrels are wanton while we save our schilling
Whales were saved with an effort that was thrilling
"What is worse than warming I wonder," he said
"Where women and men while on a sun bathed bed."
"Why," he wailed, "Waiting on car gas to be fed."
"Wait for wonders to sort gas from the warming thread"
12-7-20
Contest : Alliteration
Sponsor :Eve Roper
I used to be a sausage dog the floor was very close
I used to sniff it quite a lot I’d sniff it with my nose
and every time I did a poo they’d pick it how gross
they’d carry in a bag but why on Earth who knows
Humans think they're really clever but I don't think it's true
I mean why the Hell would you collect other peoples poo!
Leave my poo alone you wally it's not a gift for you,
I think they collect it because it's not something they do!!
Wallace “Wally” Cleaver
handsome, well-liked high achiever,
befriended Eddie, so unlike him.
Golly!* Wally wasn’t given to whim!
Eddie Haskell
was a neat, slick, conniving rascal.
With his flattery and pseudo-smiles,
he spiced up the show with his wiles.
Leave It to Beaver
*Wally and other characters use expressions like “Gee whiz,” “Gosh,” and “Golly.”
September 29, 2021
entered in the Clerihew 2 Contest Placed 1st
Sponsor: Joseph May
Where’s Wally? where’s Wally?
The customers all cried
Where’s Wally? Where’s Wally?
Do you think he’s gone outside
It’s market day, it’s busy
It just shouldn’t be allowed
We’re never going to find him
If he’s out there in the crowd
We know he’s got his glasses
Woolly hat and stripy vest
It’s kind of like a camouflage
He blends in with the rest
Where’s Wally? Where’s Wally?
Wherever can he be
Don’t worry, here’s Wally
He was sitting next to me
Well, today has been very jolly,
I have written some poems, golly!
Pity they don't all earn me some lolly
No worries I've got a big trolly
it should have been a big lorry
The times I've had to say sorry
Publishers, it is their fault their folly
Some as prickly as freshLY cut holly!
Now I know you think I'm a wally
But HEY, I have just sold me trolly
And I' m off on a lifetime holli
Oh, if only, to my wife, I'm so sorry!
Shuuuush! I'm out here me only
Wally was a warrior
took no crap from no one
gave no crapt to none
Wally was my warrior,worrier number one
wise from the south side
smart from the walls
Wally was warrior One
no one had more balls
we enjoyed a lot of times
drank ourselves sick sometimes
wouldn't ever take it back
but now his friendships what I lack
gonna miss U for a long long time
but this sure aint the last
that this world is gonna see
of Wally KID BLAST
PALLANES
Form:
Polly Wally waddles all day
She's running for office in LA
She wastes time doodling
Enjoys a daily noodling
But she never earns her pay
Polly Wally was once quite a looker
Before politics she worked as a hooker
Now she dresses with power
Doesn't get paid by the hour
Now she's aging no man would book her!
Collaboration with Lin Lane - Lin has chosen a different title for her poem
Which she has called Polly Wally Doodles
08-16-17