Short Wally Poems

winnie went hunting for men
wally went running again
wally a sprinter?
winnie in winter
built around wally a pen...

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I went searching for hattie pattie
But found scarfy larfy
With a pin
Moved on to henny penny 
Who said the sky was fally wally...

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There once was a chicken called ‘Polly’,
whose name sounded happy and jolly,
‘til one morning at two,
she crowed, “cock-a-doo,”
now our chook is a rooster called Wally.
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We went on a Lampoon vacation
Drove damn near across our great nation
We found Wally World
The rides made me hurl
(Can’t repeat Wally’s exclamation)

Submitted for: Carolyn’s contest...

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If someone admits to feeling “peely-wally”
It's a Scottish term meaning unwell and crawly
Just stay tuned
I'm really festooned
With tidbits of stuff both inspiring and laudatory...

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Wal-Mart has removed its door greeters,
Replacing them with purchase eyes
Grabbing receipts at exits
Waving them like white flags
Yes, they paid! They paid! 
You may pass; thanks!
Do the dance,
Pappy,
lol!...

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Willber whistled while wooing wonderful, wistful, Wanda 
but Willber's woebegone whistling made Wanda want to wander 
Wandering Wanda wanted Wally but his weak, wretched whistling was wanting Wanda was wowed by Waldo's wondrous whistle that she found very taunting...

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Drivin' down the road
Slingin' a banana peel
It will rot it surely will

There's a park'n at stores
Handicapped spaces galore
No one will notice I'm sure

Now at Wally World
In the park'n lot
I'll not put my cart in that spot

Rebellious attitudes
Are totally Rat-I-Tude...

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There was a lady named Polly
                          Oh, , she loved to ride the trolley
                                   Until dementia struck
                               And she jumped on a truck
               Thought she was Jane and ran off with Wally


Heidi Sands 

7/23/22...

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PaULY WALLY

THERE ONCE was A Carpenter
That fell off his saw sawhorse
Had a wife but she divorced him
Cause of the nails he left in the kitchen
He framed a wall but it fell
Only thing left was the hole in the floor
O how can you tell
Pauly Wally was a carpenter
Whose bed was a wooden accordion door...

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Getting Frantic


My bro Wally just got pissed right off
Then he blew another gasket scoff
His face is getting ever so red, so red
Better stay away or you might get lead
I think he might not be much of a mechanic
My bro better quit for I don’t like seeing him get frantic.



Written: 4/27/14
Yvonne...

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Polly Wally waddles all day 
She's running for office in LA 
She wastes time doodling 
Enjoys a daily noodling 
But she never earns her pay 

Polly Wally was once quite a looker 
before politics she worked as a hooker 
now she dresses with power 
doesn't get paid by the hour 
now she's aging no man would book her...

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Candy kisses and big red hearts 
that bloom just for love 
A good heart, you just can't buy it 
at the local Wally-mart 

Romance, it doesn't happen 
just by chance 
when Cupid throws his Lance 
he will put you in a trance 

When you make a deep connection 
it may lead you to affection 
when your love is true,  
you'll know what to do ......

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Florida Evans
Ethel Mertz
Theodore Huxtable
Michael Scott
Mary Albright
Bob Vance 
Dr. Johnny Fever
George Jefferson
Esther Anderson
Mayor Quimby
J.J. Evans 
Lily Aldrin
Lisa Douglas
Gloria Stivic
Uncle Fester
Oliver Wendell Douglas
Arnold Ziffel
Archie Bunker
Gomez Addams
Baldrick
Gomer Pyle
Lord Percy Percy
Grady Wilson
Wally Cleaver...

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Del Boy Trotter
Money making plotter
Sells dodgy bent gear and smokes a cigar
Drives a yellow three wheeler T.I.T company car.

Rodney Trotter
Del's little brother, sidekick and cop spotter
A dipstick, a wally, a plonker or Dave
With two GCSEs he feels like an under-paid slave.


(Trotters Indepenent Traders) (T.I.T)


Only Fools and Horses

Clerihew 2 Poetry Contest

Sponser Joseph May

Written 21.10.21...

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100 words or less, to rhyme, humor a plus..Feb. ten. Good Luck- email copy to 
Quasarttt228@aol.com, and post, please- winner gets a tom Bell Cookbook!

Incorporate;
Brushing the velvety hair of the bald midget
Olives on the run
Hidden Puppy, Crouching pooper
New set of blinds
Ketchup
Gumballs on the bar
rock music in Chinese
Wally Eagle, ootty-booty-li-li
Mercedes Benz
Slip of the forked snake tongue

Good Luck!!...

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Why wait for Wally when Willy is willing
Wide world is warming, North Pole should be chilling
Wastrels are wanton while we save our schilling
Whales were saved with an effort  that was thrilling

"What is worse than warming I wonder," he said
"Where women and men while on a sun bathed bed."
"Why," he wailed, "Waiting on car gas to be fed."
"Wait for wonders to sort gas from the warming thread"
12-7-20
Contest : Alliteration
Sponsor :Eve Roper...

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I used to be a sausage dog the floor was very close 
I used to sniff it quite a lot I’d sniff it with my nose 
and every time I did a poo they’d pick it how gross 
they’d carry in a bag but why on Earth who knows 

Humans think they're really clever but I don't think it's true 
I mean why the Hell would you collect other peoples poo! 
Leave my poo alone you wally it's not a gift for you,
I think they collect it because it's not something they do!!...

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Wallace “Wally” Cleaver
handsome, well-liked high achiever,
befriended Eddie, so unlike him.
Golly!* Wally wasn’t given to whim!

Eddie Haskell
was a neat, slick, conniving rascal.
With his flattery and pseudo-smiles,
he spiced up the show with his wiles. 

Leave It to Beaver

*Wally and other characters use expressions like “Gee whiz,” “Gosh,” and “Golly.”

September 29, 2021
entered in the Clerihew 2 Contest     Placed 1st
Sponsor: Joseph May...

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Where’s Wally?  where’s Wally? 
The customers all cried
Where’s Wally? Where’s Wally?
Do you think he’s gone outside
It’s market day, it’s busy
It just shouldn’t be allowed 
We’re never going to find him
If he’s out there in the crowd
We know he’s got his glasses
Woolly hat and stripy vest
It’s kind of like a camouflage 
He blends in with the rest
Where’s Wally? Where’s Wally?
Wherever can he be
Don’t worry, here’s Wally
He was sitting next to me...

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Well, today has been very jolly,
I have written some poems, golly!
Pity they don't all earn me some lolly
No worries I've got a big trolly
it should have been a big lorry
The times I've had to say sorry
Publishers, it is their fault  their folly
Some as prickly as freshLY cut holly!
Now I know you think I'm a wally
But HEY, I have just sold me trolly
And I' m off on a  lifetime holli
Oh, if only, to my wife, I'm so sorry!
Shuuuush! I'm out here me only...

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Wally was a warrior
took no crap from no one 
gave no crapt to none
Wally was my warrior,worrier number one

wise from the south side
smart from the walls
Wally was warrior One
no one had more balls

we enjoyed a lot of times
drank ourselves sick sometimes
wouldn't ever take it back
but now his friendships what I lack

gonna miss U for a long long time 
but this sure aint the last 
that this world is gonna see
of Wally KID BLAST
       
         PALLANES...

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Polly Wally waddles all day 
She's running for office in LA 
She wastes time doodling 
Enjoys a daily noodling 
But she never earns her pay 

Polly Wally was once quite a looker 
Before politics she worked as a hooker 
Now she dresses with power 
Doesn't get paid by the hour 
Now she's aging no man would book her!

Collaboration with Lin Lane - Lin has chosen a different title for her poem
Which she has called Polly Wally Doodles

08-16-17...

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