The Secret Life of Wally Smitty

The Secret Life of Wally Smitty By Elton Camp Wally is as ordinary a fellow as they come His life, to him, seems dull and hum-drum But once he gets home from work each day, It’s to his computer where he loves to play His picture he will gladly send upon request He’s tall, handsome, and has hair on his chest To be a movie star Wally surely looks to be fit In fact, he has a big resemblance to Brad Pitt His daily work is, Wally is just so proud to say In the CIA or some days he is a Green Beret Although he has to drive an older Kia sedan, He claims a Corvette because he’s “The Man” And Wally also asserts that he has money galore How could any girl he meets ask anything more But at times his secret life he truly comes to hate Because it’s so hard to keep his stories straight