Wacky Poems - Poems about Wacky

Deck the Halls Whacked the guy that stole my money Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la! "Jail's the place for you now, sonny," Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la! "Grant you pardon? Kill that notion!" Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la! Toss the key now to the ocean Fa, la, la, la, la, la,...

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I wanted to build a skylight in my place. My friends thought it was spurious. So I went and built it anyway. Now the neighbors above me are furious. I got a dog a few months ago, but he doesn't want to play. I guess that can be a problem when your dog's name is Stay. I tried to draw my shadow...

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air rockets skyward uppercutting inside plastic neon flesh contorting at inhuman angles what does my body language spell? ankles anchored into the Earth to stay grounded as the wave of time and space crashes a flood of stagnant flux there is a symphony of bones snapping and cracking in twisted orchestrations the act of existing for me is a resilient demonstration...

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A person with soothing expressions, Lives each moment of the sessions. Your heartwarming smile, shines like twilight . Always aspire to make others feel happy, With all your joking and wacky. Wins every controversy with harmonious peace, Puts our mind at ease. Lives the life to its full, Fights all your dearth with soulful. You are like a burning candle, Who ends the darkness &...

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snow and icicles compete to adorn house roofs --- white pigeons peep from wall holes to seep through spruce groves the sun tries and tries and fails --- fog spreads his grey pavilion 19 January 2023...

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Cherry tobacco I knew you were Here Glad to see you So happy You came here You got your Quilt wrapping you It is kinda cold Outside In your rocking Chair Hey who's that Outside Well I guess I'll have the soup Something To stick To my bones Thanks I will be Going now Guess I will Be getting On home...

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Cherry tobacco I knew you were Here Glad to see you So happy You came here You got your Quilt wrapping you It is kinda cold Outside In your rocking Chair Hey who's that Outside Well I guess I'll have the soup Something To stick To my bones Thanks I will be Going now Guess I will Be getting On home...

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We giggled on Sue's wedding day She walked with her dog down the aisle! Fresh flower bouquet's - so passé  We giggled on Sues's wedding day Sue held a quirky food bouquet! Her canine bridesmaid made us smile We giggled on Sue's wedding day she walked with her dog down the aisle! Try a Triolet Poetry Contest Sponsored by Kim Merryman checked with rhymezone each...

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This is without question a most wacky zoo Reading this poem I'm sure you'll find it true Have you ever seen baboons with pantaloons For that matter giraffes dancing to Sinatra tunes Instead of being the conventional black and white All the pandas are multi coloured and very bright The zebras have spots instead of the usual stripes The...

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I went searching for hattie pattie But found scarfy larfy With a pin Moved on to henny penny Who said the sky was fally wally...

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Ate food at banky linky But it tasted like stinky stinky Threw up all over pinky kinky Went home to slinky hinky But the bed kept spinny linny...

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I can tell that the stars are unhappy and I know why the moon's acting crabby ‘cause they know you won't call And it's bothering us all I'm sorry that I behaved badly The day won't go on without you The clouds have been crying all day I've expressed my regrets please forgive and forget ‘cause even Alexa's gone wacky...

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Here's some wacky names, my doctor is Liam Crummy Barb Dwyer, Seymour Legg, Stan Still, and Terri Bull, really funny If you want more here's others to avail Ima Kettle, Dan Druff, Rusty Nails Can't imagine what their parents called their puppy...

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Here are some wacky names, my doctor is Liam Crummy Barb Dwyer, Seymour Legg, Stan Still, and Terri Bull, really funny If you want more here's others to avail Ima Kettle, Dan Druff, Rusty Nails Can't imagine what their parents called their puppy...

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You think you have problems, well let me tell me, To make this story long, it will be best if I end from the very beginning, so we can forget it all, Third, I was placed in a circle to make a square, And the best that I could do came September, So I sang a song to help me...

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