Wacky Poems

A Wacky Medley - Christmas Song Parodies

Deck the Halls
Whacked the guy that stole my money
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!
"Jail's the place for you now, sonny,"
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!
"Grant you pardon? Kill that notion!"
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!
Toss the key now to the ocean
Fa, la, la, la, la, la,

The Wild and Wacky Humour of Stephen Wright

I wanted to build a skylight in my place.
My friends thought it was spurious.
So I went and built it anyway.
Now the neighbors above me are furious.

I got a dog a few months ago,
but he doesn't want to play. 
I guess that can be a problem
when your dog's name is Stay.

I tried to draw my shadow

Ballad for the Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube-Man

air rockets skyward
uppercutting inside
plastic neon flesh
contorting at inhuman angles
what does my body language spell?

ankles anchored into the Earth
to stay grounded as the wave
of time and space crashes
a flood of stagnant flux

there is a symphony of bones
snapping and cracking
in twisted orchestrations
the act of existing for me
is a resilient demonstration

Zindadil

A person with soothing expressions,
Lives each moment of the sessions.
Your heartwarming smile,
shines like twilight .
Always aspire to make others feel happy,
With all your joking and wacky.
Wins every controversy with harmonious peace, 
Puts our mind at ease.
Lives the life to its full,
Fights all your dearth with soulful.
You are like a burning candle,
Who ends the darkness &

Wacky Winter

snow and icicles
compete to adorn house roofs ---
white pigeons peep from wall holes 

to seep through spruce groves
the sun tries and tries and fails ---
fog spreads his grey pavilion


19 January 2023

Wacky Wocker

Cherry tobacco
I knew you were
Here
Glad to see you
So happy
You came here
You got your
Quilt wrapping you
It is kinda cold
Outside
In your rocking
Chair
Hey who's that
Outside
Well I guess
I'll have the soup
Something
To stick
To my bones
Thanks I will be
Going now
Guess I will
Be getting
On home

Wacky Wocker

Cherry tobacco
I knew you were
Here
Glad to see you
So happy
You came here
You got your
Quilt wrapping you
It is kinda cold
Outside
In your rocking
Chair
Hey who's that
Outside
Well I guess
I'll have the soup
Something
To stick
To my bones
Thanks I will be
Going now
Guess I will
Be getting
On home

Wacky Wedding

We giggled on Sue's wedding day
She walked with her dog down the aisle!
Fresh flower bouquet's  - so passé 
We giggled on Sues's wedding day
Sue held a quirky food bouquet!
Her canine bridesmaid made us smile
We giggled on Sue's wedding day
she walked with her dog down the aisle!


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Wacky Zoo

This is without question a most wacky zoo
Reading this poem I'm sure you'll find it true
Have you ever seen baboons with pantaloons 
For that matter giraffes dancing to Sinatra tunes

Instead of being the conventional black and white 
All the pandas are multi coloured and very bright 
The zebras have spots instead of the usual stripes
The

The Search

I went searching for hattie pattie
But found scarfy larfy
With a pin
Moved on to henny penny 
Who said the sky was fally wally

Food

Ate food at banky linky
But it tasted like stinky stinky
Threw up all over pinky kinky
Went home to slinky hinky
But the bed kept spinny linny

Wacky

I can tell that the stars are unhappy
and I know why the moon's acting crabby
‘cause they know you won't call
And it's bothering us all
I'm sorry that I behaved badly

The day won't go on without you
The clouds have been crying all day
I've expressed my regrets
please forgive and forget
‘cause even Alexa's gone wacky

Wacky Names

Here's some wacky names, my doctor is Liam Crummy
Barb Dwyer, Seymour Legg, Stan Still, and Terri Bull, really funny
If you want more here's others to avail
Ima Kettle, Dan Druff, Rusty Nails
Can't imagine what their parents called their puppy

Wacky Names

Here are some wacky names, my doctor is Liam Crummy
Barb Dwyer, Seymour Legg, Stan Still, and Terri Bull, really funny
If you want more here's others to avail
Ima Kettle, Dan Druff, Rusty Nails
Can't imagine what their parents called their puppy

Wacky-Tobacky: Walk-About

You think you have problems, well let me tell me,
To make this story long, it will be best if I end
from the very beginning, so we can forget it all,
Third, I was placed in a circle to make a square,
And the best that I could do came September,
So I sang a song to help me

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