Best Wacky Poems

air rockets skyward
uppercutting inside
plastic neon flesh
contorting at inhuman angles
what does my body language spell?

ankles anchored into the Earth
to stay grounded as the wave
of time and space crashes
a flood of stagnant flux

there is a symphony of bones
snapping and cracking
in twisted orchestrations
the act of existing for me
is...

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Let’s look at our wars, rebellions,
riots and disturbances
which have been burning our world up till now.
Baghdad, Jerusalem, Gaza, West Bank, Mindanao,
Ambon, Aceh and many other places in the world
have been burnt out.
So much blood has shed
Too many lives have lost in vain
What have we really...

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DIRE STRAITS was playing on the KITCHEN radio while ROSIE tried in vain to play along 
with “Money for Nothing” on her HAMMOND organ. Her house always looked like a NUCLEAR 
WASTE(land) with huge TID-BITS of food all over the counters and floor. Her husband...

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Close your eyes and picture
a fun-filled, wacky world.
As stars bejewel night;
reality gets blurred.

Imagine a blue sky;
with billowing white clouds.
And allow that image;
to supplant the city crowds.

Think of when you last smiled;
now, hold on to that thought.
And relive the feelings;
that remembered smile brought.

Let your mind consider;
life's...

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THE WACKY WORLD OF WEIRD
Dr. James E. Martin
©October, 2013

The wacky world of weird,
Has never disappeared.
It remains today,
It won’t go away,
Its adherents are loudly cheered....

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JUST WIERD
 
HERE'S A LITTLE POEM THAT'S WEIRD,
YOU DON'T HAVE TO READ IT WORD FOR WORD.
WACKY-CRAZY
FUNNY-ZANY

DON'T FORGET TO LAUGH A LOT,
LIFE TO SERIOUS TURNS TO ROT.
WACKY- CRAZY
FUNNY-ZANY

PLAY GAMES AND SHARE THE FUN
NO ONE HAS YOU ON THE RUN
WACKY- CRAZY
FUNNY-ZANY

FOR WHEN YOU ARE CONTENT, OTHERS WONDER,
HOW...

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What do we find funny
What makes us tickle
Laughter can come easy
But sometimes it's fickle

One person chuckles
Another just groans
Depends on your senses
If you giggle or moan

Some find humour
In most things they see
Depends on your outlook
That's surely the key

Go around moping
With chin on the ground
You sure won't...

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Rosie Hammond went to a convention held in the town of Gig Harbor
With vacuum salesmen she would wine and dine while worrying about her daughter.

She was suffering from pain caused by the medicine she took for her insomnia disorder
Drifting off to sleep before the meal...

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We giggled on Sue's wedding day
She walked with her dog down the aisle!
Fresh flower bouquet's  - so passé 
We giggled on Sues's wedding day
Sue held a quirky food bouquet!
Her canine bridesmaid made us smile
We giggled on Sue's wedding day
she walked with her dog down the...

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A bitter-sweet soup of yellow
A touch of loving thought
A special spice, quite mellow
A mystical charm, only just brought

A whisk, a wave and a shuffle
A dance, a shake and a whirl
Getting in quite a kerfuffle
A bracelet with a green pearl

A wave of a wand and the...

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I've visited many towns and cities as I've traversed this old orb,
Their culture, their food, their beauty and architecture to absorb.
Istanbul, Tokyo, Athens, Casablanca and London I fondly recall;
Well-known names, but the names of English villages beats them all!

It would be interesting to know who...

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How to define funny
What makes us tickle
Humour comes easy
But sometimes it's fickle

One person laughs
Another just groans
Depends on your senses
You giggle or moan

Some find humour
In most things they see
Depends on your outlook
That's surely the key

Go around moping
With chin on the ground
You sure won't be able
To wipe...

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Spandex Boxer Shorts. with Listerine Soaked Tissue~
It was a night of Tid-Bits and Friends,
Rosie was no where to be found-how profound,
drifting in pain, we were in dire strights out of the gate!
Even with wine and dine,still the wormholes in my mind
Insomnia presides~Tides~Filter through.

In the kitchen,was...

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Tom abandoned his room in Dire Straits
when he left for the convention.
His dirty spandex boxer shorts
are begging for attention.
**** and bits of this and that,
UFOs of every kind              (Unknown foreign objects)
are littering...

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Going on vacation 
down to Spring Hill, Florida,
decided to take in some attractions,
and with Weeki "Wacky" practically
right up the road,
drove there to do some investigating,
hearing that they have live mermaids
is something I've never seen,
so took it upon myself to check it out,
because they say seeing...

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