Short Wacky Poems

C-Comical
l-laughter
o-obliging
w-wacky
n-nonsense
s-special...

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find delight reading
all these wacky serious
painful funny lines...

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              life's rustic roads
       wind wildly in wacky ways ~
a bumpy ride


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come follow me to the island called home. Welcome black sinners to the rainbow dome. spider queen feeds on the wacky clowns....

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I went searching for hattie pattie
But found scarfy larfy
With a pin
Moved on to henny penny 
Who said the sky was fally wally...

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A man went a-wooing a lassie
ill at ease with a great biggie
his face all blushing
and him stuttering
she thought him to be quite wacky...

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I’d hate to be a pachyderm,
My schnozzle such a wacky worm
That though I willed it slack or firm,
Each sneeze would really pack a squirm!...

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Ate food at banky linky
But it tasted like stinky stinky
Threw up all over pinky kinky
Went home to slinky hinky
But the bed kept spinny linny...

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There once was a bridegroom so wacky
His tuxedo was made of green khaki
   His bride screamed, "Ee gad!"
   Then went raving mad---
Her wedding ring was pure ticky-tacky...

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For today’s blessing I’d like to re-introduce
to you the words and the wisdom of…Dr. Seuss.

May we never be too old,
to wacky
to wild
to pick up a book
and read to a child.
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THE WACKY WORLD OF WEIRD
Dr. James E. Martin
©October, 2013

The wacky world of weird,
Has never disappeared.
It remains today,
It won’t go away,
Its adherents are loudly cheered....

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• A mouse wearing pants
• A bear who can talk 
• A cat in a tux 
• And a friend born from chalk 
• Such wacky characters I've grown to like
• Ever since I was but a tyke...

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This wacky, 
     morning feeling 
     is here again.

That amused face 
in my mirror
looks ready to burst 
out laughing

     when it peeps out 
     and sees me 
     peeping in!...

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I knew a guy whose name was Jake
Who lived in the woods near a lake
           He was sorta wacky 
           And a tad bit tacky
But for some reason he liked to bake






Alexis Y. 
9-8-17...

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snow and icicles
compete to adorn house roofs ---
white pigeons peep from wall holes 

to seep through spruce groves
the sun tries and tries and fails ---
fog spreads his grey pavilion


19 January 2023...

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DILYS

Dilys my close friend and muse
the only one I’d ever choose
to share thoughts and wacky ways
promote one another in life’s haze
but mostly we just love to booze


Copyright Kim van Breda-- March 2014...

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Animal
Barn
Conceited
Dapper
Edgy
Fickle
Gallops
Headstrong
Ingenious
Jumping
Kicking
Leaping
Mischievous
Nagging
Objectionable
Palomino
Quarter
Runner
Speaks
Talks
Understands
Voices
Wacky
XL
Yahoo
Zaniness...

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SMART ALECK
Smugly
Ugly

CRAZY MINION
Wacky
Lackey

CRAMMED BRIEFCASE
Obese
Valise

GOOD FRIEND
Lover
Cover

BAR-HOPPING
Beaver
Fever

written September 4, 2021...

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I often find that I'm most usually
motivated and inspired to write poetry
right after a hit from a cigarette of wacky weed.
In retrospect however, the poetry is poorly,
but at that euphoric moment when it's created, it's a masterpiece....

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    Red cat, Kelly, wacky cat, he.
    Hid swiftly when I had company. 
    Coaxing? No coming out!
    Fresh can of food, no!
    View of my bottom, guests loved more?




Panagiota Romios
4/27/2019
12:35pm PST


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sneaky and crafty
zany and wacky
playing some practical jokes
leaving you covered in egg yolks
having a wicked sense of humor
Being a stylish crooner
Not being uptight
Making your life bright
Is there room for comedy
well, probably...

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There was a young penguin named Blacky
His walk was considered quite wacky
He dressed in a tux
But unlike the ducks
The noise he made wasn't a quacky




**for "Limerick II" contest.. the"Amphibi..something!"
sponsored by Deborah Guzzi...

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Fail-safe.
Crap-shoot.
Bait-and-switch.
Luck-of-the-draw.
Matter-of-fact.
More-or-less.
Helter-skelter.
Loosey-goosey.
Honky-tonky.
Wacky-taffy.
Lucky-ducky.
Tight-lipped.
Land-locked.
Turn-key.
Safe-and-sound.
Fail-safe.

3/4/22...

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Amongst bawdy carnal desires,

Every familiarity galvanizing hedonistic intent.

Juicy kisses lustful, multiple noisy orgasmic pleasures;

Quickly raging, so terrifyingly ubiquitous,

Vanquishes wacky xeronisus years; zelirious....

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I need not consume marijuauna,
Cuz I’m naturally stoned enough.
But I support the peep who wanna;
It’s anti-stress efficacious stuff

Smoke some wacky tobacky –
Do so at your desecration;
Get together your whole tribe,
And have you a joint session....

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