Witty and Wacky

  
       Asked the census-taker, at once witty and wacky
           Are you two married, or are you happy

       We replied, We’re happily married 40 years now
          ~ For a couple married for 55, that’s a real WOW
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Flood Avatar
September 17, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Hey… if someone gave you fifty five dollars and you had to give fifteen back… you’d be quids in (sorry.., dollars). Enjoyed G.W… I’m guessing your good lady wife doesn’t have your soup password ;-)…. What’s it worth to keep schtum?
Wolf Avatar
September 17, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Either I'm going blind here, or you actually typed 'schtum.'
Etgen-Baker Avatar
September 16, 2025 at 5:34 PM
definitely a real WOW....applause and accolades!
Wolf Avatar
September 16, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Heh-heh. Thanks, gw
Buehler Avatar
September 16, 2025 at 4:55 PM
(Chuckles!) I enjoyed this a lot, Gershon. :D
Wolf Avatar
September 16, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Glad you got it, Evelyn.
Maverick Avatar
September 16, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Wedded and bliss..Sometimes a hit..' But most often she'll miss ' Thank God for female physical traits.'
Wolf Avatar
September 16, 2025 at 7:44 PM
G-d goes both ways, far as I know. Plays no favorites...
Lawless Avatar
September 16, 2025 at 5:03 AM
when asked "how long have you been married" my old brother always answers "I've always been married"
Wolf Avatar
September 16, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I hear. Giggle.
M  Avatar
September 16, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I like that BB! Debx
Wolf Avatar
September 16, 2025 at 7:47 PM
What about this one appeals to you, Deb? lol.
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