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to a vegan be

to a vegan be

We humans can be good for wild animals
Their life of surviving hides hearts of love
by showing empathy and understanding
They can change and show utter devotion 
to a human who loves them back
and lessen the struggle for survival,
to be on their guard where there is aggression
is the only emotion allowed 
When an animal

In My Deepest Fantasy I Find a Writing Partner

My fantasy is to find a writing partner
The fantasy allows for a man or a woman
But you like short poetry (not too long)
You like free verse more than rhyme, 
But you’re up for the challenge of a villanelle 

My fantasy is to have a writing partner 
Who connects with nature deeply
My partner has stories about

Eat Plants

Big fangs
Strong claws
Sharp hooves
Men's guns
Instruments of species survival
Let's hope for a vegan revival.

Fonty The Vegan Vulture

Fonty was a vegan Vulture. 

Other Vultures tried to offer their advice 

Told him they were created as carnivores and eating 
meat 

Is an essential part of their diet.

He stayed true to his commitment to be a vegan

Ate fruit and berries but they never satisfied his appetite 

He resulted to stealing stale bread from pigeons

Dine And Dash-Vegan Entree

I ordered my whole gourmet restaurant staff
to serve my pals Molly and Max Giraffe
I humbly have to admit
the vegan meal was a hit
The tall order sparked a jaffy good laugh

superbowl

It’s a chill and rainy Saturday night in New Haven - it’s Superbowl eve! My roommates Leong, Anna and Lisa and I were playing a game of Upwards - it’s a scrabble-like word game and we’re all strangely super competitive.

My phone went “dunk!” A happy ‘Water jug’ sound messages make when they're from one of

A Round of Vegan For Thanksgiving

The turkey had a dinner completed
gobble, gobble the turkey repeated
pilgrims in their fancy dress
brought their utensils no less
a round of vegan that were all seated

the turkey wore its hoodie for dinner
introduced itself as Skinner Winner
breast feathers, wattle puffed up
a lady. Its eyes cockup
he was young and was just a beginner

11/5/2023

Being Vegan

“being vegan”


won’t kill anything other than a conversation

Vegan Burger

I hold you.
And bite you.
You drip down my chin..
I really just didn't know
Where to begin

My teeth as they sink
Through the layers of joy
Encouraged by lentil
Enraptured by soy

There are moments and layers 
In life we should cherish;
None ever so blissful 
As encountering relish

Or the pickly thing 
Or the goo that's so cheesy
Yet it's not, we're OK
My

Vegan

"Vegan" 

The blaise of red
hits the butcher’s paper
like molten crayon
thick and clumpy
perhaps there's some

truth? 

in that old
saying;
a watery grave 
the write;
it’s child’s play.
all that said, 
and done,
dead meat 
inside a bellyfull
grows rancid

the mind turns 
verdant woodland green 
the write not cut
turns positively pure

let’s say
Vegan 

(LadyLabyrinth / 2023)







"Are their heads off?" 
shouted the Queen. 

"Their heads

The Vegan Cannibal

Every law enforcement official out on patrol,
was desperate to capture The Vegan Cannibal,
so named from a note left with one of its victims,
leading to a series of murders that terrified every vegan.
It read, "I am a cannibal who does my best to eat healthy, 
and vegans are the healthiest of all my desired meat.
Only a

Prissy Vegan

If I thought you’d risk it,
I’d offer you brisket,
but since you’re a vegan,
unlike Chrissy Teigen,
would sooner be dead,
here, how ‘bout a Triscuit instead?

Green Eggs and Vegan Ham

"green eggs and vegan ham"


that chat is
not a chatte

but

why's that 
cat doing

that 

with
that

hat

Light Verse and Nonsense Verse Iv

LIGHT VERSE AND NONSENSE VERSE IV

Anti-Vegan Manifesto
by Michael R. Burch

Let us
avoid lettuce,
sincerely,
and also celery!


Rising Fall
by Michael R. Burch

after Keats

Seasons of mellow fruitfulness
collect at last into mist
some brisk wind will dismiss ...

Where, indeed, are the showers of April?
Where, indeed, the bright flowers of May?
But feel no dismay ...

It’s time to make hay!


How It Goes, Or Doesn’t
by

Vegan Con Carnage

Who needs fiction when truth is so sweet?
The COO's woes from Beyond Meat:
enraged, he bit another’s nose,
an incident that clearly shows
a vegan diet is incomplete!



https://finance.yahoo.com/news/beyond-meat-suspends-coo-after-alleged-nose-biting-incident-212822737.html

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