Vegan Poems - Poems about Vegan

My fantasy is to find a writing partner The fantasy allows for a man or a woman But you like short poetry (not too long) You like free verse more than rhyme, But you’re up for the challenge of a villanelle My fantasy is to have a writing partner Who connects with nature deeply My partner has stories about...

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Big fangs Strong claws Sharp hooves Men's guns Instruments of species survival Let's hope for a vegan revival....

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Fonty was a vegan Vulture. Other Vultures tried to offer their advice Told him they were created as carnivores and eating meat Is an essential part of their diet. He stayed true to his commitment to be a vegan Ate fruit and berries but they never satisfied his appetite He resulted to stealing stale bread from pigeons...

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I ordered my whole gourmet restaurant staff to serve my pals Molly and Max Giraffe I humbly have to admit the vegan meal was a hit The tall order sparked a jaffy good laugh ...

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It’s a chill and rainy Saturday night in New Haven - it’s Superbowl eve! My roommates Leong, Anna and Lisa and I were playing a game of Upwards - it’s a scrabble-like word game and we’re all strangely super competitive. My phone went “dunk!” A happy ‘Water jug’ sound messages make when they're from one of...

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The turkey had a dinner completed gobble, gobble the turkey repeated pilgrims in their fancy dress brought their utensils no less a round of vegan that were all seated the turkey wore its hoodie for dinner introduced itself as Skinner Winner breast feathers, wattle puffed up a lady. Its eyes cockup he was young and was just a beginner 11/5/2023...

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“being vegan” won’t kill anything other than a conversation...

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I hold you. And bite you. You drip down my chin.. I really just didn't know Where to begin My teeth as they sink Through the layers of joy Encouraged by lentil Enraptured by soy There are moments and layers In life we should cherish; None ever so blissful As encountering relish Or the pickly thing Or the goo that's so cheesy Yet it's not, we're OK My...

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"Vegan" The blaise of red hits the butcher’s paper like molten crayon thick and clumpy perhaps there's some truth? in that old saying; a watery grave the write; it’s child’s play. all that said, and done, dead meat inside a bellyfull grows rancid the mind turns verdant woodland green the write not cut turns positively pure let’s say Vegan (LadyLabyrinth / 2023) "Are their heads off?" shouted the Queen. "Their heads...

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Every law enforcement official out on patrol, was desperate to capture The Vegan Cannibal, so named from a note left with one of its victims, leading to a series of murders that terrified every vegan. It read, "I am a cannibal who does my best to eat healthy, and vegans are the healthiest of all my desired meat. Only a...

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If I thought you’d risk it, I’d offer you brisket, but since you’re a vegan, unlike Chrissy Teigen, would sooner be dead, here, how ‘bout a Triscuit instead?...

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"green eggs and vegan ham" that chat is not a chatte but why's that cat doing that with that hat...

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LIGHT VERSE AND NONSENSE VERSE IV Anti-Vegan Manifesto by Michael R. Burch Let us avoid lettuce, sincerely, and also celery! Rising Fall by Michael R. Burch after Keats Seasons of mellow fruitfulness collect at last into mist some brisk wind will dismiss ... Where, indeed, are the showers of April? Where, indeed, the bright flowers of May? But feel no dismay ... It’s time to make hay! How It Goes, Or Doesn’t by...

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Who needs fiction when truth is so sweet? The COO's woes from Beyond Meat: enraged, he bit another’s nose, an incident that clearly shows a vegan diet is incomplete! https://finance.yahoo.com/news/beyond-meat-suspends-coo-after-alleged-nose-biting-incident-212822737.html...

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Daiya vegan non dairy cheesecake - oh yum! Hard knocks Methacton school alum ofttimes finds ruining his fate while squarely planted on me bum nevertheless felt rightly triangulated flashed mobbed by disheveled and unshaven, foo fighting beastie boys whereby their gray stubble encrusted wayward synonymous days old crumb - after getting wolfed (re: gang lions) as delectable entitled treat buttered fingers drubbing upon...

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