Fonty The Vegan Vulture

Fonty was a vegan Vulture. Other Vultures tried to offer their advice Told him they were created as carnivores and eating meat Is an essential part of their diet. He stayed true to his commitment to be a vegan Ate fruit and berries but they never satisfied his appetite He resulted to stealing stale bread from pigeons Crows kept him away from the cornfields He was too weak to put up a fight The Vulture Committee knew he wouldn't last much longer Sure enough he died from starvation The Volt joined together as a Wake and all said a prayer Then they quickly ate him. Judge Santiago Burdon Stray Dogs and Deuces Wild, Not Real Poetry, Quicksand Highway, Fingers in the Fan, Tequilas Bad Advice, Lords of the Afterglow, Overdose of Destiny, Architect of Havoc .