The Vegan Vampire

Spare a thought for the vegan vampire
Loving all creatures is his only desire
Despised by kith and kin
He'll bravely cop it on the chin
Deserves love but only gets their ire.

Spare a thought for the vegan vampire
Wishing to raise his consciousness higher
He prefers lentils
Over eating entrails
As they stop his passions from catching fire.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2026

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Garcia  Avatar
February 26, 2026 at 5:50 AM
Funny and most intertaining, Well Done, Fellow Souper, Well Done!
Andrews Avatar
February 26, 2026 at 2:52 PM
Thanks, Lissette. Cheers, Paul.
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