Prissy Vegan

If I thought you’d risk it,
I’d offer you brisket,
but since you’re a vegan,
unlike Chrissy Teigen,
would sooner be dead,
here, how ‘bout a Triscuit instead?
Copyright © | Year Posted 2023

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Kitchin Avatar
March 8, 2023 at 3:36 AM
Ha ha, enjoyed this one, Jeff!
Rodrigues Avatar
March 7, 2023 at 4:55 PM
Too funny!
Turner Avatar
March 7, 2023 at 3:02 PM
No thanks, don't need the carbs:) Good one, Jeff.
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