Jeff Kyser Poet Limerick

Vegan Con Carnage

Who needs fiction when truth is so sweet?
The COO's woes from Beyond Meat:
enraged, he bit another’s nose,
an incident that clearly shows
a vegan diet is incomplete!



https://finance.yahoo.com/news/beyond-meat-suspends-coo-after-alleged-nose-biting-incident-212822737.html

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Michael Tor September 22, 2022 at 9:00 AM Jeff thanks for sharing. Bill Gates is behind this Beyond meat concoction It is truly toxic. Your poetry is well taken...

John Lawless September 22, 2022 at 7:28 AM Love this Jeff....

Gershon Wolf September 21, 2022 at 9:40 PM No bout adoubt it, Jeff. Nicely framed! ~ Veggies with a side of Tyrannosaurus...

Sara Kendrick September 21, 2022 at 5:06 PM Whoa!! That is really meat deprived if one is willing to bite a nose. LOL..Enjoyed reading this one today. Thanks for sharing and for dropping by my page. Sara

Janice Canerdy September 21, 2022 at 3:26 PM LOL! Jeff, this guy must have been inspired by Mike Tyson ('97, bit Evander Holyfield's ear during heavy weight fight). Janice