Uzi Poems

Ghosts

...Really don’t matter if they f with me 
I just love to see friends coming up, but they ducking me.  
Brought my own ladder, it’s hard to handle for most,  
Getting support from this flow, tryna bal...

Wishes From Yesterday

...

Sparks explode on piercing skies, to drown upon a basement of grass. 
An uzi and more cannons so keenly edged glimmer bright--
soon, real soon the red of blood will run dry.

City folks' impr...

Susie, the Floozie

...I had a rival whose name was 'Susie'
The streetwalker I'd nicknamed 'the floozie'
Through the night she would strut
Wiggling her pudgy butt
If only I'd been holding an Uzi!

One night Susie and...

Does a Muppet With An Uzi

...need a gun Kermit...

Where Are You Now

..."Where are you now?"
Where were you when l needed perspective from the perception of imperfections?

Where were you when l fell of the ledge trying to be like Lil Uzi Vert pushed to egde cause all...

Ticks On My Back

...ticks on my back
saying knock knock knock
no joke 

wood ticks no doubt
deep woods varmints
burrowing in

biting me with gusto
heads buried beneath my skin
making me crazy

go get my Uzi,...

Shoot

...Jacuzzi Woozy
  told Suzy Floozy
    a real Doozy
  Now there's
       a little Uzi...

My Son Is Protecting Me

...Standing on a cliff, overlooking the ocean
   Waves roll in, lapping up against the boardwalk
Toward the horizon gulls soar, occasionally 
   Swoop down to scoop up a small fish...

The rhythm o...

Do Bears Torture Other Animals

...Do bears torture animals? No.
Do wolves tear you apart before they kill you? No.
It is man who tears the wings off butterflies.
It is child who shoots cats with a Beretta? 

Do alligators eat yo...

Words Spelled Correct Versus Phonetic Second the Latter Spelling

...w?rdz sp?ld k?'r?kt 'v?rs?s f?'n?t?k 'sp?l??

Ð?s na? b?'g?nz 'fib?l ?'t?mpt
tu 'r?nd?r ra?m f?r no? 'riz?n
?'p?nd?d w?ð f?'n?t?k træn'zle???n
'me?nli æz 'ple?f?l tiz z?n
s?'n?n?m?s ?'mæ??n?? '...

Gutter Hearts

...
"Gutter Hearts"



He’s got a gutter Heart
bleeds words that birth
diamonds sharp on his tongue

They hit her like 
bullets from an Uzi gun
Si...

Military Charity

...

Babies with empty bellies
go hungry, 
every refugee day
While numerical chambers
of alphabet soup weaponry
are fully stocked
War rations 
on collateral display

AK-47
50-cal RPG’...

Average American

...I wish life was about drinking iced tea 
mixed with lemonade 
instead of trying to make that pay grade 
in this life full of trade  
work until our hair turns grey 
who has the right to say 
wh...

You Told Me

...2/23/18


On me you'd tittle tattle
Too often you told me fiddle-faddle
Now you're beginning to unravel
Can't even handle
Your own battle
And are being used an example
For what happens when ...

It'Ll Be Fine

...I am a Sabra,*                 *A native-born Israeli
   Uzi** at the ready;           **Submachine gun (standard army issue)
   Confident, brave:
     "Yi'hi'ye tov!"***            ***"It'll be f...

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