Tub Poems - Poems about Tub

Squirrely Squirrely Tooted In The Tub

Sudsy sudsy little squirrely tooted in the tub 
woopie woopie bubbly bubbly he is so so cuddly
Little peanut happy as can be, Tee Hee! 
fluky fluky one little bubble went up his little nosey
thats why he did a little sneeze weezy,  
            

In the cold tub, at ten-thirty in the morning, I float like a wreck

In the cold tub, at ten-thirty in the morning, I float like a wreck after a week of drinking and gambling,
My body trembles, my mind is a dense fog, when suddenly the phone rings like a bell in an empty church.
A young voice, a folk singer, tells me she has kicked out her boyfriend, his

Bath Tub

I guess I like laying in the bath tub,
Because it's the closest thing to a coffin in a sub.
Cold and hard like my life, but comfortable as I thrive,
Only difference is I have the option to be alive.

Still Holding my own

 I guess you're upset, but you've cracked me up
How will you manage when needing a scrub
Still holding my own
So put down the phone
It'll cost you too much to buy a bath tub.

Three In A Tub Nursery Rhyme

We ride the sea of blue,
as the wind blew.
Mounds of white grew,
it is soap not glue.


Have you meet the three men?
Bill is a writer with a pen,
John is with businessmen,
Tom likes to watch TV in his playpen.


Three men in a tub,
plus one child in for a scrub.
They belong to a club,
the bath time dub-dub.

Grub Tub

10 boudin sausages or
14 strips of bacon (diced and sauteed brown)
2 Pheasants ready to cook
1 teaspoon of salt
3 tablespoons of dry thyme
1 teaspoon of cayenne
1/4 cup of roasted red bell peppers
1/4 cup of either diced fennel bulb or celery
1 &1/2 cups of whole mushrooms
2/3 cups of diced onions
3 Tablespoons of crushed garlic
1/4 teaspoons of nutmeg
1/4

Singing In the Tub

I'm singing in the tub, just singing in the tub.
What a glorious feeling to scrub-a-dub-dub.
Just me in my bath, with bubbles galore. 
I don't even mind if they spill on the floor.

I've a smile on my face as the stress flows away. 
Great way to relax at the end of a day.
The record plays on as

Cat

One stormy night I heard a low meow sound.                               I searched the location of it around         

Wood and Spring Waters Presumptions

i thought
i was
in a safe
home away from
home place

woe is little old sad me

it seem the heat fighters
and the crime grapplers

are in league with which doctors

because i
no longer write
songs to make
billions of real money
take opulent flight

sounds
liquid
breathe
sweating
smoke detector lights
Pack-Pain
terror
ending in a burning throat

I am silenced
in a fleeting mentor
and yet
my songs are forever heard
and can make
Angels or Demons
take

My Big Bath Tub

Delightful water  
Today I splashed-played and swam  
Mom said I was clean  
 

Date Written:5/29/2021    

Note: A lake or the ocean can be a great and fun way to take a bath and get clean.              

Steamy Hot Tub Senryus

       ~~~~

Hot tub, you and I
Beneath an Anaheim sky
In God's heaven am I


Thick, turquoise robes
Tropical drinks with ice
Tonight, more than nice


Infinite souls, we
Locked for tonight is God's sky
You have my heart's key


         ~~~~

September 17, 2020
      6am

Tub Time

I'm a little silly boy hanging in the tub

Scrub, scrub, scrub got to wash away all the ketchup from when my dad becomes the hulk.

Mom came in and saw the ketchup water turning red she she said I hope this isn't my baby boys final waterbed.

Then laughed and left.

My mama mrs. G is silly and

Running From Rain But Sitting In a Tub

"RUNNING FROM RAIN BUT SITTING IN A TUB"



she said she loved me 
and asked me to be patient. 
today was the first day in 
two years I deliberately
 didn't message her to show 
her I have patience. 
to know you are hated with a 
passion greater than a 
thousand suns is to know the 
full

Standing In the Laundry Tub of Christmas

I am standing in
the laundry tub
thinking
as I look out
the window
something is wrong
with this picture
that you now
have of me...........   ?

It is a question
of a created
image
and the perceived
consequences

It is a reference to
the Christmas approaching
yet again
and
as we ponder and
get caught up in
the hurricane of
end of season activities
parties, functions
buying presents
organizing holidays
booking accommodation
checking cars, boats, caravans.......  ?

We

Hot-Tub Interlude

Wet and warm it goes,
Water swiftly flows,
Somewhat deep,
Floating feet,
Slowly slip below.

You leave me for a spell,
My hearts races like hell,
Can’t relax,
You come back,
That bikini sure looks swell…

The mere sight of your curves,
Tests my battered nerves
Bathed in heat,
And touches sweet
Swaying, dancing, swerve…

Passion gently sung,
Your eyes forever young,
This gentle ride,
We feel inside,
I pray it’s never done.

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