Toity Poems - Poems about Toity

...With an ingenuine saccharine la-di-da The hoity toity woman said “hi” to ma A want to be royal, an aristocrat stated poser, false Sheila name of Pat My brother was smitten right away He gave h......

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...Hodgepodge of high-brow, hoity-toity happy hogs Happened upon a wagonload of St Bernard dogs In a hocus-pocus way they turned them into logs You do not fool with a witch’s razorbacks in these bogs......

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...Our land of stars and stripes, now glows, with screens that flicker in hallowed halls. Entranced humans shuffle, with eyes fixed below, on small gadgets that have us enthralled. Should the Stat......

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...I only speak in Absolute Yet this is not my only attribute Im also fluent in Paradox Contradiction and Outside the Box Though Deception is my native tongue And Manipulation my lips have sung ......

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...Deva Ossig, the landlady (and property owner) turned rogue Just a couple weeks shy and seven years ago to the day, I still remember contractual obligations our previous residential abode 724 ......

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...I was walking hoity-toity When pride tumbled to the ground And despite its monolithic weight... It feathered not a sound. I stretched upon a bended knee But my efforts were surpassed... I fou......

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...arrogance insolent, hoity-toity domineering, flawing, insulting haughtiness, pomposity, humbleness, grace grovelin......

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...In the manse market for a preowned spa house Mine feeble efforts pale in comparison to a kid scaling El Capitan of Yosemite National Park, nevertheless me, a dry witted husband self emasculate......

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...Me and the missus live in decent sturdy accommodations (formerly Schwenksville Elementary School ofttimes referred to as prison, and manager as the de facto warden), albeit not so shabby nor ch......

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...Where does one find humour? Everywhere one looks... at least I do Others may not see it like me But maybe I'm just built differently I was blessed with an oversized giggle gene It's cert......

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...How unappealing... the missus went bananas courtesy hurling mandarin oranges. Yes quite juvenile unladylike childlike behaviour, mine wife oft times doth display, I do not deplore yours tru......

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...Ever the gracious recipient of largesse! Estrangement swiftly harries stylishly tailors mine psyche courtesy family of origin, plus eldest daughter, whose doth rage against this human machine, ......

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...Quasi Mote - Oh Ephemeral Transit Across Proto Zones! Strictly speculation from this mind, who contemplates stripped down version bajillion eons ago cosmic bit sized dots pinwheeled thru spati......

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...We (me and the missus) live in a decent accommodations low income quite modest rent, which facility lacks no shortage of gossip mongers with mail delivery the major event many old people sme......

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...As Miss Luby watches from her window a moving van backs up the driveway across the street BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! its warning cry has a beacon-like effect on the neighborhood arousing in......

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