Long Toity Poems
Long Toity Poems. Below are the most popular long Toity by PoetrySoup Members. You can search for long Toity poems by poem length and keyword.
Deva Ossig, the landlady and property owner turned rogue
Deva Ossig, the landlady (and property owner) turned rogue
Just a couple weeks shy
and seven years ago to the day,
I still remember contractual obligations
our previous residential abode
724 West Railroad Avenue,
Bryn Mawr 19010 zip code
volatile...
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Categories:
toity, adventure, anger, animal, anniversary, community, conflict, house,
Form:
Rhyme
In the Manse Market For a Preowned Spa House
In the manse market for a preowned spa house
Mine feeble efforts pale in comparison
to a kid scaling El Capitan
of Yosemite National Park,
nevertheless me, a dry witted husband
self emasculated milquetoast
of late ofttimes yawps imprecations
against fickle finger...
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Categories:
toity, absence, allegory, angel, appreciation, autumn, black african
Form:
Free verse
Ever the Gracious Recipient of Largesse
Ever the gracious recipient of largesse!
Estrangement swiftly harries stylishly tailors
mine psyche courtesy family of origin, plus
eldest daughter, whose doth rage against this
human machine, albeit yours truly, beatle
browed, black crows, foo fighter (biological
daughter), a presumption aye...
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Categories:
toity, abuse, anger, childhood, conflict, dark, depression, father,
Form:
Free verse
What If Thanksgiving Celebrated 365 Days a Year Part Ii
to dirt poor anonymous guerillas G.I. Jane or G.I. Joe
who cross paths with each other,
even those one doth not know
when ordinary biases, callousness,
denigration...doth full...
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Categories:
toity, america, appreciation, autumn, celebration, culture, dedication, family,
Form:
Epic
Battle Axe and Her Republican Trumpeting Waze - Part 2
No sooner than we set foot within said domicile
attestation to so called gentleman’s’ agreement with guile
initially infrequently, but incessantly as time elapsed Isle
never forget (nor will spouse forgive) with rancor and rile
ceaselessly besieging,...
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Categories:
toity, abuse, anger, anxiety, conflict, discrimination, emotions, family,
Form:
I do not know?
How Unappealing the Missus Went Bananas
How unappealing... the missus went bananas
courtesy hurling mandarin oranges.
Yes quite juvenile
unladylike childlike behaviour,
mine wife oft times doth display,
I do not deplore
yours truly reckons
tis futile effort causing furore
aye attest bull
in china shop incorrigible hardcore
exhibited by spouse
out...
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Categories:
toity, 1st grade, adventure, child, fun, hilarious, humorous,
Form:
Free verse
Snaggletooth the Snitch
Me and the missus live in decent
sturdy accommodations (formerly
Schwenksville Elementary School
ofttimes referred to as prison,
and manager as the de facto warden),
albeit not so shabby nor chic low income
quite modest (rather unmatchable cost wise)...
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Categories:
toity, absence, autumn, care, class, friend, funny, identity,
Form:
Rhyme
New Neighbors, Part I
As Miss Luby watches from her window
a moving van backs up
the driveway across the street
BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!
its warning cry has a beacon-like effect
on the neighborhood
arousing interest from all corners
everything suddenly shaken...
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Categories:
toity, community, humanity, humor, humorous, people, perspective, society,
Form:
Free verse
My Rhetoric Rhapsody
My Rhetoric Rhapsody
Oh! I am a Poet
It’s me again pretty poet of the century,
Breaking through till I reach mercury.
A pretty poet with popping phrases,
A poor poet with perpetual personality.
Praying that my poems pulls out pieces...
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Categories:
toity, introspection, on writing and words, poems,
Form:
Free verse
Quasi Mote - Oh Ephemeral Transit Across Proto Zones
Quasi Mote - Oh Ephemeral Transit Across Proto Zones!
Strictly speculation from this mind,
who contemplates stripped down version
bajillion eons ago
cosmic bit sized dots
pinwheeled thru spatial void
repulsed and/or attracted
colluding (putin on the Ritz)
infinitesimal show stopper
devoid of prior...
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Categories:
toity, creation, dark, fruit, god, history, imagery, mystery,
Form:
Free verse
Snaggletooth the Snitch
We (me and the missus)
live in a decent
accommodations low income
quite modest rent,
which facility lacks no shortage
of gossip mongers
with mail delivery the major event
many old people smelling of unguent
faux superman thumping chests nsync
with hooking thumbs around
suspenders...
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Categories:
toity, adventure, atheist, class, community, freedom, funny, integrity,
Form:
Free verse
Puttin On the Ritz - Just For You
Puttin on the Ritz - Just for You
Remember when I used to be dead broke,
and everyone laughed cause my dreams were a big joke?
Well I married a rich fellow and I’m rolling in dough.
Now I’m...
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Categories:
toity, dance, money, society,
Form:
Rhyme
Epitaph
There lies inanimate a lady who lived within her character
Who I found so ugly when her heart was going pitter-patter;
Her character left no ornamental mark on earth as it was burlesque –
But that was quite...
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Categories:
toity, image,
Form:
Dramatic Verse
Askew
sheets of light from times that’ve passed &
(patterns of events
that try to circumvent)
clichés dancing ‘pon the looking glass
(original overcast clouds
placing bets upon the rent)
where places drift along the sea
(introverted romantic something...
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Categories:
toity, life,
Form:
Free verse
Country Fare
I've traveled from the farm in Indiana, the place of my humble birth,
To places I never dreamed of seeing all around this earth!
On ships, trains and airplanes visiting fascinating ports of call,
And dining in hoity-toity...
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Categories:
toity, food, funnyold, garden, old,
Form:
Rhyme
Cat Or the Sparrow
"toity poiple boids,
dehd upahn da coib,
noh muh chiopin or
boipin,
or eatin doity
woims..."
I found a dead
sparrow this
morning,
sideways on the
stoop,
strangely unblooded,
gifted by clever
cats,
it fed my morning
reverie,
always heavy on my
shoulders,
in the early frozen
hours,...
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Categories:
toity, life,
Form:
Prose
unfocused
Our land of stars and stripes, now glows,
with screens that flicker in hallowed halls.
Entranced humans shuffle, with eyes fixed below,
on small gadgets that have us enthralled.
Should the Statue of Liberty, our symbolic girl,
be holding a...
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Categories:
toity, addiction, extended metaphor, humor, school, student,
Form:
Rhyme
Babble-On
I only speak in Absolute
Yet this is not my only attribute
Im also fluent in Paradox
Contradiction and Outside the Box
Though Deception is my native tongue
And Manipulation my lips have sung
Not in ages have I conversed
In...
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Categories:
toity, language, nonsense, spoken word, word play, words,
Form:
I do not know?
We May have Lost Him
With an ingenuine saccharine la-di-da
The hoity toity woman said “hi” to ma
A want to be royal, an aristocrat
stated poser, false Sheila name of Pat
My brother was smitten right away
He gave her his best times of...
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Categories:
toity, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 6th
Form:
Rhyme
Can'T Find the Damn Thing
Looked down to where my manhood should be
Expecting to see something grand
But for some strange reason I couldn't find it
As I unzipped when reaching the can!
My little charmer was certainly there yesterday
Well, I could have...
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Categories:
toity, funny,
Form:
Quatrain
Can the Meadowlark, Lark
For William and Laura Nance
if the jabberwocky were a clock
would it talk in jabberese
or simply be right twice a day
in order to sometimes please
what if ants were big as horses
and horses could take to...
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Categories:
toity, fantasy
Form:
Quatrain
An Oversized Giggle Gene
Where does one find humour?
Everywhere one looks... at least I do
Others may not see it like me
But maybe I'm just built differently
I was blessed with an oversized giggle gene
It's certainly not a bad thing I...
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Categories:
toity, humor,
Form:
Narrative
An Oversized Giggle Gene
Where does one find humour?
Everywhere one looks... at least I do
Others may not see it like me
But maybe I'm just built differently
I was blessed with an oversized giggle gene
It's certainly not a bad thing I...
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Categories:
toity, humor,
Form:
Free verse
Up Here
I live up here in Minnesota where season's have four names.
But sometimes just one is the reason to our claim to fame.
Right now the snow birds aren't our best friends.
And the snow is up to...
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Categories:
toity, nature,
Form:
Rhyme
A Peeing Machine
A peeing machine, a peeing machine
That's what I've now become
About every two hours like clockwork
It's off to the toity I run
While making a speech at a banquet
Right smack dab in the middle
That old biological urge...
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Categories:
toity, humorous,
Form:
Quatrain