Best Toity Poems
Below are the all-time best Toity poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of toity poems written by PoetrySoup members
Hoity-ToityHoity-Toity
La-Di-Da
existence desired
never able to obtain
the coveted lifestyle
high falutin pompous
arrogant attempts made
towards obtaining the
obscure illusive snooty
characteristics of the
desired...
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Categories:
toity, allusion,
Form:
Lyric
Puttin On the Ritz - Just For YouPuttin on the Ritz - Just for You
Remember when I used to be dead broke,
and everyone laughed cause my dreams were a big joke?
Well I...
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Categories:
toity, dance, money, society,
Form:
Rhyme
New Neighbors, Part IAs Miss Luby watches from her window
a moving van backs up
the driveway across the street
BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!
its warning cry has a...
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Categories:
toity, community, humanity, humor, humorous,
Form:
Free verse
My Rhetoric RhapsodyMy Rhetoric Rhapsody
Oh! I am a Poet
It’s me again pretty poet of the century,
Breaking through till I reach mercury.
A pretty poet with popping phrases,
A poor...
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Categories:
toity, introspection, on writing and
Form:
Free verse
Thinking of Retiring My Limerick PenThinking of retiring my limerick pen
Replacing it with a hoity toity pen and then
If y'all get on your bikes
And take proverbial hikes
Maybe I'll just go...
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Categories:
toity, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Up HereI live up here in Minnesota where season's have four names.
But sometimes just one is the reason to our claim to fame.
Right now the snow...
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Categories:
toity, nature,
Form:
Rhyme
An Oversized Giggle GeneWhere does one find humour?
Everywhere one looks... at least I do
Others may not see it like me
But maybe I'm just built differently
I was blessed with...
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Categories:
toity, humor,
Form:
Narrative
Country FareI've traveled from the farm in Indiana, the place of my humble birth,
To places I never dreamed of seeing all around this earth!
On ships, trains...
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Categories:
toity, food, funnyold, garden, old,
Form:
Rhyme
Can the Meadowlark, LarkFor William and Laura Nance
if the jabberwocky were a clock
would it talk in jabberese
or simply be right twice a day
in order to sometimes please
what if...
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Categories:
toity, fantasy
Form:
Quatrain
Snaggletooth the SnitchWe (me and the missus)
live in a decent
accommodations low income
quite modest rent,
which facility lacks no shortage
of gossip mongers
with mail delivery the major event
many old people...
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Categories:
toity, adventure, atheist, class, community,
Form:
Free verse
Cat Or the Sparrow"toity poiple boids,
dehd upahn da coib,
noh muh chiopin or
boipin,
or eatin doity
woims..."
I found a dead
sparrow this
morning,
sideways on the
stoop,
strangely unblooded,
gifted by clever
cats,
it fed...
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Categories:
toity, life,
Form:
Prose
Can'T Find the Damn ThingLooked down to where my manhood should be
Expecting to see something grand
But for some strange reason I couldn't find it
As I unzipped when reaching the...
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Categories:
toity, funny,
Form:
Quatrain
Battle Axe and Her Republican Trumpeting Waze - Part 2No sooner than we set foot within said domicile
attestation to so called gentleman’s’ agreement with guile
initially infrequently, but incessantly as time elapsed Isle
never forget...
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Categories:
toity, abuse, anger, anxiety, conflict,
Form:
I do not know?
A Peeing MachineA peeing machine, a peeing machine
That's what I've now become
About every two hours like clockwork
It's off to the toity I run
While making a speech at...
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Categories:
toity, humorous,
Form:
Quatrain
Askewsheets of light from times that’ve passed &
(patterns of events
that try to circumvent)
clichés dancing ‘pon the looking glass
(original overcast clouds
placing bets upon...
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Categories:
toity, life,
Form:
Free verse