Toilet Paper Poems - Poems about Toilet Paper

Date June 2024 A large group picketed outside Of the toilet paper factory. People held picket Signs marching in a circular line. The Group chanted: Revolters deserve better bottom Paper on this caper! The group Became bigger after they Littered with fragile quality Toilet paper. The Forman of the Factory alerted the police. There were demonstrations Across the nations. Every Civilization...

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The sale of toilet paper during the pandemic In the billions, we panicked and became schizophrenic Could read the evening news Articles could make us go pew Needed to be removed from the store with a derrick...

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Don't "dis" an old person for complaining of what ails them, for taking too much time or when toilet paper trails them. Don't "dis" an old person when their fingers are sticky from eating too much chocolate or when their breath is icky. Don't "dis" an old person for the way they dress, it may...

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THE TOILET PAPER CAPER Oh my goodness, oh my gosh We're totally out of toilet paper Someone broke in and pilfered it Known as the toilet paper caper It's really not a laughing matter So wipe that silly grin off your face The FBI's Stolen Bum Wipe Unit Was called in to take the case Went around from door to door Searching for a lead...

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Our preacher could not find his Bible And thought most hoarders were liable With sin for wages We all took pages As toilet paper most viable...

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silent issues humanity and the hypocrisy of soft tissues openly running out of paper rolls secretly disgrace on humanity's cheeks silently rolls there's a monument on earth to the unknown soldier there's a monument in the firmaments to the unknown child a well known secret a hood by night crucifying childhood mansions and tunnels innocence virginity silent pure blood to the top of the prism funnels a suit by day by bombs or vaccines to...

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Disaster Looming Since this virus Has come to be, All unnatural Happenings we see, In the store, Pray it’s not later, That you find toilet paper! Hurry! We need more Everyone’s breaking down the door! No sanitizers! No bread! No eggs! No napkins! No paper towel! No aspirin! This is a mortal sin! This is totally unnatural! Hundreds of thousands Collecting unemployment, We have a military deployment! Companies closing! Gyms closing! Pools...

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Panic buyers have stopped dropping by To sit on my lap and have a cry I did what I could For the public good But they sure left a mess on my fly!...

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Could I borrow cup of toilet paper? Asked old gentleman named Mr Saber Slammed door in face Without much grace Not very polite this fearful neighbor...

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My Clinician 111 of Compass Health, Greg Richardson, of Everett Washington. Recently told me an amusing personal experience while shopping for clothing at Value Village. He was going to try on some clothing. When he noticed," a package of regular six rolls of toliet paper for $30.00! When it was worth $5.00. Value Village...

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No Toilet Paper My mind is boggled. What is with the Coronavirus mania? Why is everyone going freaking nuts over this? From what this writer understands, It is much like the regular flu, Which is killing thousands as we speak, and Hospitalizing even more. And this has been going on, As long as I have been...

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OMG people Where’s the toilet paper This shortage were having Is major People going nuts Shopping like mad It’s all so sad Think of others your leaving without What are they to do? While sitting on the loo Doing a poo. Come on guys You’re in a frenzy Time to go Steady. Shops will continue to buy product So, there’s no need For misconduct...

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Toilet paper Has anyone got any ? Because there is none in the shop's Toilet paper is totally sold out Due to panic and fear But what really scares me Is if this is how we react to CO19 Then what will it be like If something far more serious occurred Because in real terms Panic buying is in essence selfish But hey that's ok Because i'm...

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He’s a rocker, a mod, a violent young youth, He bashes whoever he sees, While she is a mugger when the sun disappears, She’ll destroy, pretty much, both of your knees, And he says he’s gay so of course he has AIDS, Stay away, don’t infect us with “Qu##r”, Are words uttered by small panicking towns, The words...

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Safe behind the bathroom door, I claw the paper to the floor. Oh, hey, you home?...

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