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Premium Member Chapter 114 -- Damian Delilah Mallory: Godfrey and Barrington's Fiesta and Food Reperation Shift
Damian was on the tele-video 
conference with various Prestigious 
Proper people of distinction. The US
Vice president was on Skype along
With Secretary of State. He spoke 
With Russia's top diplomat, Valeiry
Sergei Shonikov, South African president 
Holu...

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Categories: toilet paper, color, husband,
Form: Alliteration



Hurt People Hurt People
Flirt with Whitney
Flirt with fear 
Life is good
But I rather be anywhere but here
Body aches from pushing out tears
Driving on the road of life
Eyes is watery
So I can't steer 
And I'm getting dizzy 
Stomach very...

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Categories: toilet paper, deep, depression, feelings, longing, meaningful,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Modus Operandi of Psychopaths and Sociopaths
Modus Operandi of psychopaths and sociopaths

They are all around us, seeking to destroy us,
if not to kill us, to maim us, for life
physically, mentally, emotionally
morally, financially.

They are the psychopaths and sociopaths!

Now psychopaths are rare indeed,...

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Categories: toilet paper, betrayal, bible, corruption, horror, humanity, psychological, war,
Form: Narrative
Premium Member Chapter 113 -- Damian Delilah Mallory: Supermarket Devastation and Birthday Celebrations
Damian Stood at the bottom of the 
Staircase and Yelled "come on Mallory 
Delilah we're waiting. Let's be About this."
This shopping time there was even 
More family Members indulging In
The food shopping fiasco.
Molly and Dolly...

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Categories: toilet paper, devotion, emotions, giving, grandmother, halloween, little sister,
Form: Alliteration
Premium Member Disempowering Viral Violence
I am struggling
to avoid that "I told you so"
mean
and self-congratulatory voice.

I do feel under-appreciated
but I don't feel any happiness
about the Virus
as vindicator of my beliefs
about the political and economic power
of public health and safety platforms,
which...

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Categories: toilet paper, america, community, health, integrity, peace,
Form: Political Verse



Premium Member The Toilet Paper Revolution
Date  June 2024
A large group  picketed outside 
Of the toilet paper factory. 
People held picket
Signs marching in a circular line.
The Group chanted: 
Revolters deserve better bottom
Paper on this caper!  The group
Became bigger...

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Categories: toilet paper, anger, history,
Form: Alliteration
Out of Toilet Paper
silent issues

humanity
and the hypocrisy
of soft tissues

openly
running out of paper rolls
secretly
disgrace on humanity's cheeks silently rolls

there's a monument
on earth
to the unknown soldier

there's a monument
in the firmaments
to the unknown child 

a well known secret

a hood by night...

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Categories: toilet paper, abuse, bullying, child abuse, children, corruption, culture,
Form: Verse
Premium Member Letter to Sam Hunt
Dear Sam, hello it’s me, don’t fret
old friend whom I have never met.
I wrote a letter time forgot,
you may ask why, I ask why not?
A sad meditation of late
on our nation’s new police state -
its...

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Categories: toilet paper, how i feel, perspective, writing,
Form: Couplet
Premium Member Maman - Translation of Kevin Gilbert's Mum By T Wignesan
Mama – Translation of Kevin Gilbert’s « Mum » by T. Wignesan

Kevin Gilbert (July 10, 1933 – April 1, 1993) - father of Irish-English ancestry, mother an aboriginal from New South Wales - was orphaned...

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© T Wignesan  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: toilet paper, depression, discrimination, mother, murder, poverty, violence,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Unconditional Love Conditions
In times of a virus spreading its unruly truths I wonder why

	What matters most seems to be toilet paper

Loops and loops of the stuff and people care about their bum

Three ply of course because thin...

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Categories: toilet paper, community,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Wash Your Hands
Wuhan flu of twenty twenty was it a biochemical warfare attack
was it because someone in China was hungry for a raw bat
Without warning the world, China let it spread far and wide
was China silent for...

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Categories: toilet paper, poems, recovery from,
Form: Rhyme
Thoughts and Quotes
You should only read this
if you’ve nothing better to do.
I’d advise against it,
but, it’s strictly up to you!

It’s all based on things I’ve read or heard.
Some quotes from famous folks.
Some from anonymous writers.
Some from sayings...

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Categories: toilet paper, crazy,
Form: Rhyme
Mutiny Against Stupidity
The world is like a sea
The countries are mobile ships
When a great plague washes over
Not from scruby, but from corona.

The colonial ships take extreme measures
To keep their colonies safe and secure
By staying indoors to keep...

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© Megan Ryan  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: toilet paper, poetry,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Poet Stamp 2011
This is for you, Mystic Rose,
The closest cyber encounter family tree, my spree
Harry Horsman, Sara K, summer's gone, let's haiku and play.
Achoo contest, butterflies, Parise Pariku, and the awesomeness of Michael J. 
Andrea Dietrich, Debbie...

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Categories: toilet paper, happiness,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Poetry Soup is another one of my poetry's time capsules
It is quite clearly that Poetry Soup is just another one of my
on-line, internet's poetry time capsules.  That I am using to
help preserve my own poetry and what was most important
to me at the...

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Categories: toilet paper, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 6th
Form: Prose
Desperately Wonderfully Ill
Was never sure whether or not to laugh, smile or cry when
auntie came to tea, a matriarch she, wearing white gloves
plus purple cardigan - seven buttons tidy, top one below chin,
and a black beret perched precariously...

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© Emma Green  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: toilet paper, appreciation, books, love, passion, poetry,
Form: Prose Poetry
Premium Member God Really Does Answer Prayer
When my yearly nurse from United Healthcare exam-ed my legs she informed me." I have been cured of Lymphedema, but it could come back again at any time."

Each time she mentioned how did I get...

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Categories: toilet paper, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 6th
Form: Narrative
Premium Member Part Two the Great Toilet Paper Hoarding of 2020
My Clinician 111 of Compass Health, Greg Richardson, of Everett Washington. Recently told me an amusing personal experience while shopping for clothing at Value Village. He was going to try on some clothing.  When...

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Categories: toilet paper, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 6th
Form: Narrative
Premium Member Inconvenient Rhyme Times
I have lost more lines				
        than I have written				
           for they often come unbidden
    ...

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Categories: toilet paper, giggle, inspiration, memory, poetry, poets, words, writing,
Form: Rhyme
Keep Calm and Carry On
What do we know about the Coronavirus
The real risks behind the panic and human bias
Now let’s look at the facts that we have to date.
It not great news, its spreading at an alarming rate. 

Corvid...

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Categories: toilet paper, anger, earth day, humanity, poems,
Form: Free verse
~ (~) ~ the Things of These ~ (~) ~ (Part # 3 of 6) ~ (~) ~
As Neal Young's Harvest Moon plays on the computer in the background, as Sam our dog can
be found scratching her ear as her tail and butt bang on the rumbling laundry machine and
humming dryer. Clacking...

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© James Long  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: toilet paper, inspirationalchildren, kiss, love, together,
Form: Prose Poetry
Premium Member Price Control
In AD 301, a Roman Emperor made a decree
He fixed the price of food and clothes
If you sold for higher, there was a death penalty
If you hoarded those goods, your blood would flow.

Since no one...

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Categories: toilet paper, america, crazy, culture, fire, history,
Form: Lyric
Ms. Jenny
chester sat in the second row
every day at his school
no one asked, no one knows
but yet the kids were cruel
Ms. Jenny had a simple task
to teach by the book
but chester never seem to pass
so she...

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Categories: toilet paper, childhood, faith, inspirational, life, mother, people, sympathy,
Form: I do not know?
How Does It Feel
How Does it feel?

Being without you is like a wound that won't stop bleeding
An infectious yearning wanting & NEEDING
Like a band aid being ripped off without any warning
Like last call on Sunday night at 2...

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© Diana Vee  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: toilet paper, i miss you, longing,
Form: Blank verse
My Chair Was In the Path of Totality
my chair was in the path of totality
a thin ribbon about seventy miles wide
moving West to East
it does this because of at the equator
Moon's shadow moves  eastward
at a greater velocity than Earth's
rotational velocity causing...

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Categories: toilet paper, humanity, myth, psychological, science,
Form: Free verse

Book: Reflection on the Important Things