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The Toilet Paper Revolution
Date June 2024
A large group picketed outside
Of the toilet paper factory.
People held picket
Signs marching in a circular line.
The Group chanted:
Revolters deserve better bottom
Paper on this caper! The group
Became bigger after they
Littered with fragile quality
Toilet paper. The Forman of the
Factory alerted the police.
There were demonstrations
Across the nations. Every
Civilization where fragile
Toilet paper was made. One
Woman to one man- "we need
Particular proper paper for our
Booties. And the man reprised
"We need a revolution of
Toilet paper superior posterior
possibly, Because any other option is
Unthinkable." We need a
Revolution because some
Retailers have stopped selling
TP all together and the stores
That did sell, sold poor quality
Type. So.... a Toilet paper
Revolution. The only marksman
Bullseye execution restitution!
Date Jan 2025
The TP renegades traveled
City to city, wherever the brothers
And sisters were. They delivered
Speeches knocked on doors.
Their intentions were a global
Mention. And this will be the
Great toilet paper caper.
The Rogue renegade reveling
Revolutionaries soon drifted Into
Wealthy neighborhoods to
Confiscate steal and plunder.
A speaker delivered a dramatic
Charismatic speech.
The Speech: (Global broadcast)
We have now used toilet paper
For decades if not centuries in
Our nations we have adjusted to
A new prognosis. The gist of
This? We can no longer live
Without this magic paper. The
Major mindful masters of these
Nations have us by the rectum.
We have no choice. We do have
An obligation to provide the
Younger generations with
Information of this Revolution
And to procure the best quality
TP money can buy. This
Merchandise is an unfortunate
Necessity and now we have a
Measured feat with this
Toilet paper caper. We will
Triumph we can afford nothing
Less!! For now...Boycott!
The Listening protesters crowded
Into the city. Within hours the
Population of protesters had
swollen miles long. They chanted
Boycott! Boycott! Boycott!
Revolution! retribution! restitution!
"Toilet paper people power this
Is our hour! Aaaah ha ha ha!
The rush of the flush
The government can not ignore
Us. We are people, we are equal!!
Their wealthy circumstances?
IN GOD WE TRUST?!!"
The police had been disbursed
Along the city boarders. Protest
After Protest scrimmages
Outrageousness, arrest and
Full blown rectal regrets at
Best was definite defecation
Digust and plus the deliberate
Dillengence of the police force.
Protest unrest distress request
Curfew this time? We view all
The pride review this kind. All
Dignity on the line without TP
Of every excellent quality. The
Masses can no longer be denied
Quality purchases. At this hour
The dignity of the nations were
At stake. The Rogue toilet paper
Troopers were communicating
By telegram telephone
Television, telecommunications
And Social media. This was
Eventful In every Civilization.
Eventually the governments
Relented. The TP Revolters were
Triumphant. Soon quality TP
Appeared on shelves across the
Country. And then all the nations
Populace benefitted. The
Observation: an inspirational
Circumstantial epiphany of a
Conversation. "Oh, my double Ply!"
"Quality TP for every daughter
Every Son!" The masses say.
Yesss! The Revolution was won.
The day of days was done!
This day of days was won!
June 2027
Copyright ©
Val Brooklyn Rogers Blk Panther
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