Could I Borrow a Cup of Toilet Paper

Could I borrow cup of toilet paper?
Asked old gentleman named Mr Saber
Slammed door in face
Without much grace
Not very polite this fearful neighbor
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Bard Avatar
March 31, 2020 at 11:27 PM
lol
Krutsinger Avatar
March 31, 2020 at 11:45 PM
I could not resist this.
Wren-Ingalls Avatar
March 24, 2020 at 5:40 PM
This was great! Love the phrase "cup of toiet paper!" LOL
Bard Avatar
March 31, 2020 at 11:28 PM
"I don't have a square to spare. I can't spare a square!"
Krutsinger Avatar
March 24, 2020 at 9:09 PM
I could not resist the urge to use it.
De Beaulieu Avatar
March 24, 2020 at 9:56 AM
Hello Caren, oh this poem made me laugh. it was what i needed. thank you. Be safe and well. Enjoy your day my friend.
Krutsinger Avatar
March 24, 2020 at 4:22 PM
Be safe yourself Darlene. Glad to do it!
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