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Toilet Paper Whoa Whoas

Panic buyers have stopped dropping by
To sit on my lap and have a cry
I did what I could 
For the public good
But they sure left a mess on my fly!

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Darlene De Beaulieu

April 5, 2020 at 5:38 PM

Hello Rico Leffanta, yes that would be toilet paper whoas. Enjoy your evening. Aloha! be safe.

Andrea Dietrich

April 2, 2020 at 5:12 PM

haha!! keep 'em coming and how fitting to that other poem. the captcha spells out 4rt.

Rico Leffanta

April 3, 2020 at 1:16 PM

Does Jan have shares in captcha? Aloha! Rico

Lindsay Laurie

April 1, 2020 at 11:34 PM

G'day Rico … is there a recipe for eating toilet paper that I know nothing about? Never in my widest dreams did I think toilet paper would be a phenomenon the world over. Thank you Rico - Lindsay

Rico Leffanta

April 2, 2020 at 1:11 PM

I am anticipating, "The Gold Standard" in toilet paper any day now! Aloha! Rico

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart

March 31, 2020 at 8:23 PM

LOL x

Rico Leffanta

April 1, 2020 at 1:33 PM

Thank you for reading and commenting, Maureen! Aloha! Rico

Kelli White

March 31, 2020 at 6:09 PM

Maybe you are stealing are toilet paper for your own personal pleasure RL, love kelli. Lol

Rico Leffanta

April 1, 2020 at 1:32 PM

No need as I live in Hawai'i where the toilet paper supply depends upon shipping, so I always have a good supply as ships are easily diverted to a more profitable port! Aloha! Rico