Toilet Paper Whoa Whoas

Panic buyers have stopped dropping by
To sit on my lap and have a cry
I did what I could 
For the public good
But they sure left a mess on my fly!
Copyright © | Year Posted 2020


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Date: 4/5/2020 5:38:00 PM
Hello Rico Leffanta, yes that would be toilet paper whoas. Enjoy your evening. Aloha! be safe.
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Date: 4/2/2020 5:12:00 PM
haha!! keep 'em coming and how fitting to that other poem. the captcha spells out 4rt.
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Rico Leffanta
Date: 4/3/2020 1:16:00 PM
Does Jan have shares in captcha? Aloha! Rico
Date: 4/1/2020 11:34:00 PM
G'day Rico … is there a recipe for eating toilet paper that I know nothing about? Never in my widest dreams did I think toilet paper would be a phenomenon the world over. Thank you Rico - Lindsay
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Rico Leffanta
Date: 4/2/2020 1:11:00 PM
I am anticipating, "The Gold Standard" in toilet paper any day now! Aloha! Rico
Date: 3/31/2020 8:23:00 PM
LOL x
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Rico Leffanta
Date: 4/1/2020 1:33:00 PM
Thank you for reading and commenting, Maureen! Aloha! Rico
Date: 3/31/2020 6:09:00 PM
Maybe you are stealing are toilet paper for your own personal pleasure RL, love kelli. Lol
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Rico Leffanta
Date: 4/1/2020 1:32:00 PM
No need as I live in Hawai'i where the toilet paper supply depends upon shipping, so I always have a good supply as ships are easily diverted to a more profitable port! Aloha! Rico
Date: 3/31/2020 3:08:00 PM
ha ha ha love it Rico, who would have thought we would be writing poems about loo roll or lack of it:-) hugs jan xx
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Rico Leffanta
Date: 4/1/2020 1:33:00 PM
Good thing we can put our thoughts on something that doesn't flush! Aloha! Rico
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