Teenie Poems - Poems about Teenie

...I do not sing any of the new songs. But I can sing Let the Little Girl Dance. Teen angel, I’m sorry, It’s now or never, everybody’s somebody’s fool. Alley-oop, itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka......Read the rest...

...Once upon a time there was a teeny beanie. He had a long beard and his name was McFeenie. That’s peach fuzz, said a monster-like genie. I’m not sure about that, but he is a bit teeny. Well his na......Read the rest...

...Little lamb soft as snow where did your ewey go Into the barn to chew her cud, with you and Baby Zoe Chalky Talky chew don't mew, what a cutie look at you ! Whitsie whitsie you ain......Read the rest...

...It is skimpy But not indecent It looks fabulous on a pre-teen But do not get any ideas Because that would be creepy Old women look better in a one piece And if they are wide they sometimes do......Read the rest...

...It was my first summer job I didn’t feel quite ready but I tossed all hesitation aside it was time to stretch my wings I felt lucky and tried to measure up as summer camp counselor on this b......Read the rest...

...FOOTLES FOR THE BIRDS AND THE BEASTS - Bad-*** old bear: Grizzly Grizzly Dachshund making critical life choices: Eenie Weenie... Cougar from Arizona: Yuma Pu......Read the rest...

...It took him two trips to set it all up. He kept it simple just the way he thought she'd like it.. A basket of fruit and ritz crackers ham and cheese sandwiches,,, and her favorite a giant wed......Read the rest...

...Powerful Weapons Systems Marvels of Technology Vast Communication Networks Fabulously Wealthy Financiers The Latest in Robotic Technology The Greatest Minds of our Times All Ali......Read the rest...

...Offspring between close family members not biologically fit nor ablest even if direct immediate relations consider themselves best buddies, emotionally intimate, and offload heavy matters weighi......Read the rest...

...I challenged an inchworm to a race, It turned out to be a big disgrace, Because I agreed to run at the worm' s pace, And I finished in last place. I thought I could outrun that worm, But oh ho......Read the rest...

...Little, little, little, Tell me how much I need to- Whittle, whittle, whittle, Whittle it down, get teeny tiny small- What's the smallest word you've ever heard? Or, the smallest thing and its w......Read the rest...

...Sunshine is fun time. We start the car, go far. First stop beach shop. I scream for ice cream. Itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka dot bikini. Jump in for a swim. Beach ball, we all fa......Read the rest...

...Travel light. Bring a bite. And a toothbrush. Wired for sound when off the ground. And factor fifty. Itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka dot bikini. And a towel. Will pick you up. H......Read the rest...

...FOOTLES FOR THE BIRDS AND THE BEASTS - Bad-ass old bear: Grizzly Grizzly Dachshund making critical life choices: Eenie Weenie... Cougar from Arizona: Yuma Pu......Read the rest...

...Dachshund headgear: Weenie Beenie Frankfurter for a Dachshund: Weenie Weenie Grouchy Dachshund: Meany Weenie Proportionally, a male Dachshund has a: Teenie Weenie (But size isn't ev......Read the rest...