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TRAINING TURKEYS

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Deborah’s Grandfather was fond of saying, other than at Thanksgiving, turkeys had no worth
for he believed that turkeys were the stupidest creatures on Earth.

He told stories of turkeys innocen...

Ecstatic, Enigmatic Epiphanies of the Galaxie Eclipse endgame

...Universal space…
Vast grace…
Infinity stars and galaxies
Of glory and praise
Joy
Jubilant 
Desire 
Humility
Hopefulness
Unity 
Peace
Happiness
Cheer
No fear
No tears
The Kingdom of unc...

He Is Leaving

...Seeing what man has done
Never realizing the hated that was born
Brothers killing brothers
All for the stupidest of reasons
Is there any doubt why He turned His back
We should have seen it comin...

Ungrateful

...What a ungrateful 
He's not innocent
He wants to please his ego

What a unique thing
That is the stupidest
 that I ever occurred

No he's not innocent
No he's not even fine
He's just trying...

Everything Is a Myth and Magic

...You are the yellowness of Eve's red apple
You... the fire of mystery
Like a text without an audience
Like a transcript of a dream

Like a fantasy full of illusions
Like an undisturbed wave
Lik...

Jealous of Susie S

...When I was nine the Little Remco Red Spinning Wheel was out.
Every Saturday morning it was shown to be the best toy since Barbie.
My mother secretly ordered it for Christmas; my heart gave a shout....

Valentine Vows

...You can count on red-hearted me
to always speak
my stupidest questions.

May we never count
our years of silence
hiding our greenest answers
to questions never mutually voiced.

I gladly pro...

Hell Is Where You

...I googled "Hell Is Where You" and got
Hell is where you are.
Hell is where you watch me burn.
Hell is where you find it.
Hell is where you make it.
Hell is where you want to be.
Hell is where y...

Life's Lessons Life's Hacks

...Life's Lesson Life's Hacks


Learning to see with your heart, 
for once, 
and see the things the eyes cannot? 

Learning to listen with your heart, 
as well,
you'll hear the things your own ...

The Rooster

...Get up MacD, smashed it again, get up and work it old man
Them cows are swallowing all the apples down
Cuc-a-dudal-du, I’m da Roostar, pump it, louder, yeah

Mrs D, girls on fleek, cluckada cluck...

Rufus and Bill

...Now the sun and the sand were treacherously hot
    and not a place for Man or a Beast.
As you must be audaciously quick to find a good spot
    or you will number among the desert's deceased.

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Moving On

...You were right; I can not live without you. 
We would fight for the stupidest reasons
and every day felt like drinking poison.
You're gone, and I perceive how much we grew.
Sometimes, I often won...

Pain Filled Her Eyes

...Have you ever had a bad day,
You know one that starts out wrong,
And you wish it would end,
But it is just taking to damn long,
Well I had one just yesterday,
And as the day continued to drag,
...

Miss Single

...I finally let go of the man. That was toxic to my life. Got tired of being treated as if i didnt matter only to feed his sorry ego.  Got tired of working it out and fighting over the most stupidest t...

The Man In the Dock

...Judge Mayer On the bench did sit,
Coldly appraising the man in the dock,
The man in the dock was, unperturbed,
He gave the judge a knowing wink,
At least that's what the judge did think, 
For wh...

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