Best Stupidest Poems

Get up MacD, smashed it again, get up and work it old man
Them cows are swallowing all the apples down
Cuc-a-dudal-du, I’m da Roostar, pump it, louder, yeah

Mrs D, girls on fleek, cluckada clucking, their bountiful asses
Not pushing out eggs, I’ll tell the bae’s their busted
Cuc-a-dudal-du,...

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You were right; I can not live without you. 
We would fight for the stupidest reasons
and every day felt like drinking poison.
You're gone, and I perceive how much we grew.
Sometimes, I often wonder how you knew
Did you know as time went on by seasons? 
Everything...

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I finally let go of the man. That was toxic to my life. Got tired of being treated as if i didnt matter only to feed his sorry ego.  Got tired of working it out and fighting over the most stupidest things. God heal...

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"Evolution is the stupidest thing for anyone to believe in."
 The above was said to me by a very devout Christian
 of undisclosed religious denomination.
 My response to this individual was the following:
 "Evolution isn't something one can choose to believe in
 because it has...

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Synonyms and antonyms							
You may easily be able form the rhymes							
But that is not all about my poem							
The inner feeling is what  always drives							
							
Sometimes laughing out loud							
Sometimes making people laugh							
Sometime crying for their pain							
And sometimes taking their shoulders to cry							
							
Sometimes making them fight for a...

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found the sun

i was alone

though all said that i was loved

no arms held me

no lips kissed me

no eyes stared into mine

no one breathed into me true light and life

how is that not alone??

but i had found the sun

everything about him

made me alive and happy

changed my...

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Limerick : Once a Queen stuck to Doddering Duke

Once a Queen stuck to Doddering Duke
Sent him on a mission with Lucky Luke*
Off on Jolly Jumper*
With Rantanplan’s* sister
Ever since Queen is free of/from rebuke.

Resources :

•	Lucky Luke : a French cartoon héro, the caricature of the Far...

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Poem Title: Marriage

She’s my bride
My new beginning
Marriage so passionate
So deep in depth
So beautiful
A mystery misunderstood
A relation of commitment 
A companionship
Headship over my bride 
Even as Christ
There going to be many times we may agree
There going to be times that’s going to be hard
 For you...

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I always say the stupidest thing
Like I can do that when I see the construction workers 
doing their thing
What if God let me do that
And what am I going to do?
Like the time when I said "I can't hang the Christmas lights" 
God had me...

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Stupidity is the new trend, The new merchandise everyone is buying
It's something not just teens but adults have adopted
It's this idea that if you're the stupidest person in the room
You're the coolest person in the room
It bugs me that this disease, this infection, this sickness
Has spread...

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I’m so, so proud
In such in awe
I with myself
That I won’t even try to find
Anyone around, who’d sugarcoat me any better,
Than I can - so I start;
Right of out famous children tale’s pages
(I hope you would later guess which one)...

“O, magic mirror, do tell me
And...

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The distance really doesn't seem to matter

the words you use still make my heart shatter.

I thought I escaped, got away from it,

This just shows you haven't changed a bit.

 

I try so hard to make everything alright,

but you find the stupidest reasons to start a...

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Now the sun and the sand were treacherously hot
    and not a place for Man or a Beast.
As you must be audaciously quick to find a good spot
    or you will number among the desert's deceased.

A pair of young...

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I was working out on the elliptical machine in the gym, feeling good and watching 
the "Calories Burnt" number climb higher and higher.

Then, I noticed a rather shapely and attractive woman step off of the machine two 
rows in front of me.  As she...

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Life's Lesson Life's Hacks


Learning to see with your heart, 
for once, 
and see the things the eyes cannot? 

Learning to listen with your heart, 
as well,
you'll hear the things your own ears cannot tell.

Should you hear a broken-down man cry,
or a homeless woman, 
she just...

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