Best Stupidest Poems


Premium Member The Rooster

Get up MacD, smashed it again, get up and work it old man
Them cows are swallowing all the apples down
Cuc-a-dudal-du, I’m da Roostar, pump it, louder, yeah

Mrs D, girls on fleek, cluckada clucking, their bountiful asses
Not pushing out eggs, I’ll tell the bae’s their busted
Cuc-a-dudal-du, I’m da Roostar, pump it, louder, yeah

Don’t get me started bout Bungey
Stupidest dog, digs holes, thinks he’s a rabbit
Cuc-a-dudal-du, I’m da Roostar, pump it, louder yeah

Oi!, don’t leave me hanging here at the window
I’m puffed up, moonwalking, strutting my stuff
Cuc-a-dudal-du, I’m da Roostar, pump it, louder, yeah

Morning Mr, Mrs Mac you were asleep, while I was bringing it
What's that?, racket? suns bit extra this morning, yeah it's well lit
Cuc-a-dudal-du, I’m da Roostar, pump it, louder, yeah

Ya going down the Orchard? see the Chicks crib?, yesss lets burn the roof
Hmmm, the local café might sell apple flavoured lattes
Cuc-a-dudal-du, I’m da Roostar, pump it, louder, yeah

Entered in the Personification contest
Placed 6th 
The Rooster, written 14/07/2019
Sponsor: Edward Ibeh

Moving On

You were right; I can not live without you. 
We would fight for the stupidest reasons
and every day felt like drinking poison.
You're gone, and I perceive how much we grew.
Sometimes, I often wonder how you knew
Did you know as time went on by seasons? 
Everything you taught me was a lesson.
A lesson for my heart to take a clue

And now I'm thanking you from far away 
For letting me realize every day
It felt like scary shadows chasing me
but then BOOM! My new love has set me free. 
I thought nobody could ever replace
you, but she took my heart with her beauty.

Miss Single

I finally let go of the man. That was toxic to my life. Got tired of being treated as if i didnt matter only to feed his sorry ego.  Got tired of working it out and fighting over the most stupidest things. God heal this Heart and help me move on cause i wanna be happy single. I lost so much love in myself trying to fight for a man that was lazy in loving me. Then waiting in the parking lot of my place to get my Attention when i tell him im done. When will my happiness start. When will i be free within this stressed out soul to experience the joy i deserve. I Deserve a man that deserves  me im not perfect but id rather be alone then with someone and feel lonely. Showers from the water drops to my feet i star at the gloss of my skin and think. I Allowed him to make me feel worthless. Unhappy just for the sake of saying i had someone because i feared of being alone. Now im single wothmy cat and its peaceful. But show me the side of life i deserve to live cause i need it. Newly single from a 3 year Relationship with a mommas boy free my entire soul from the hate and have me skate on the path to estacy. Help me to pray more do what i enjoy. Help me get to know me more and fall inlove with me. God help me prepare myself to be a better woman then send me my adam. Because he is missing his rib.


Premium Member Evolution

"Evolution is the stupidest thing for anyone to believe in."
 The above was said to me by a very devout Christian
 of undisclosed religious denomination.
 My response to this individual was the following:
 "Evolution isn't something one can choose to believe in
 because it has nothing to do with faith but everything to do with science,
 and unlike every Holy Scripture it's not open to interpretation.
 Science is and always will be strictly based on proof and evidence,
 and the proof and evidence prove only one thing.
 The process of evolution has been going on since the dawn of creation,
 and continues to this day evolving everything,
 be it everything alive or non living.
 This is something I know NOT something that I believe
 because science has proved all of this to me.
 Evolution doesn't prove that God doesn't exist.
 In my opinion, 
Evolution gives God credibility because it's truly a miraculous process."

My Poem

Synonyms and antonyms							
You may easily be able form the rhymes							
But that is not all about my poem							
The inner feeling is what  always drives							
							
Sometimes laughing out loud							
Sometimes making people laugh							
Sometime crying for their pain							
And sometimes taking their shoulders to cry							
							
Sometimes making them fight for a noble cause							
And so  many times it bridges the gaps							
Sometimes giving a way to the tears stuck in the heart							
So many times bringing on their faces, sheer joy							
							
Sometimes sharing the stupidest  things  they already know							
And many times becoming the words for the feelings they never show							
Sometimes I feel my poem is nothing but their life							
Many times my poem is my  way to guide them  how should they go

No Mercy

found the sun

i was alone

though all said that i was loved

no arms held me

no lips kissed me

no eyes stared into mine

no one breathed into me true light and life

how is that not alone??

but i had found the sun

everything about him

made me alive and happy

changed my mind, that i would stop being alone

suprise, he didnt want to be alone either

he warmed the ice on my heart

and brought me back to emotion

why did i bother to hope

hope is just a waste of me

i can never have my sunshine

never again will he kiss me

~ fate

brought us together

will tear us apart

why did i so suddenly let my sheild fall away

next to my sword in the mud it lay

unguarded
 
so foolish

such a foolish, foolish child

stupidity

age

the stupidest barrier

why does it matter

i am me, you are you

what can seperate us but ourselves

my brother looks out for me

yet he is the reason i am feeling crushed

dead and again alone

stealing the rays of light from my soul

i see HIS face!! 

it is in my mind!! 

the word, the thought, of beautiful sunlight!!

set myself up

i knew, i should have known

that it was too good for me

life shows yet again, its lack of mercy


Premium Member Limerick: Once a Queen Stuck To Doddering Duke

Limerick : Once a Queen stuck to Doddering Duke

Once a Queen stuck to Doddering Duke
Sent him on a mission with Lucky Luke*
Off on Jolly Jumper*
With Rantanplan’s* sister
Ever since Queen is free of/from rebuke.

Resources :

•	Lucky Luke : a French cartoon héro, the caricature of the Far West sharp-shooter
•	Jolly Jumper : in the Lucky Luke comic books, considered  « the  best horse in the world ».
•	Rantanplan : in the Lucky Luke series, considered « the stupidest dog in the Universe »

© T. Wignesan – Paris,  2013
© T Wignesan  Create an image from this poem.

Marriage

Poem Title: Marriage

She’s my bride
My new beginning
Marriage so passionate
So deep in depth
So beautiful
A mystery misunderstood
A relation of commitment 
A companionship
Headship over my bride 
Even as Christ
There going to be many times we may agree
There going to be times that’s going to be hard
 For you and me
Marriage the state of being in love  
Affection due to her 
Love should apply to every marriage 
A crown that’s on everyday
A commitment that should be enforced everyday
A companion youth to old
Friendship and love
My help My counterpart My copy
There until the job finished
A strong supportive bond between you&me
During lower levels of stress
To bring the greater good
Being alike
Securing the obligation
“Honesty”
Not depriving one another property by dishonesty
When we deny one another property by dishonesty
We are cheating food for the relationship
Render to portray something the devil cannot take
Something he cannot recreate neither reanimate 
Remember the vows
Remember when we use to argue for the 
stupidest reasons
 Marriage is a work in progress
God joined us together we going stick together 
Like electro magnets
Putting in the missing fragments
To put our marriage together 
Striving to be together 
Two Birds of a feather 
Keeping track of one another like a tether 
Marriage is a spiritual representation to make us
 “Holy”
Beyond the human view 
A divine picture between Christ and you
Marriage is something you should get into

“Marriage is a contract between 2 people male and female doing what it takes to make the union work until death due them apart”
Martellis Thurmand

Premium Member Tell It To Me

I always say the stupidest thing
Like I can do that when I see the construction workers 
doing their thing
What if God let me do that
And what am I going to do?
Like the time when I said "I can't hang the Christmas lights" 
God had me hang them all around my house
all by myself
Just to prove I can do it
And the next year -when I said "I can't do it again"
He had me do it again
God is like that
He has a way to prove the opposite
Like when I said "I won't do my hair that way again - wet look"
He had me do it again
What is this, God?
Why do You have to do the opposite of what I say?
Why do You want to prove that I do not know
and have to rely on You?
And why oh why?
Whatever God
Anything I say
You are going to prove otherwise
Lol
Whatever
I can never appease You
Do it just right
It's a lost cause
So there leave it for now
You can do whatever
and say whatever
I just watch You
Because anything I say
You are going to say it anyway
Anything I do
You are going to do it anyway
So go on
Do it
Say it
I am on vacation
Don't catch me
I am taking a time out
'Cause anything I say 
You are going to say it anyway
You get the message
Ciao!

Stupidity and Humanity

Stupidity is the new trend, The new merchandise everyone is buying
It's something not just teens but adults have adopted
It's this idea that if you're the stupidest person in the room
You're the coolest person in the room
It bugs me that this disease, this infection, this sickness
Has spread its viruses into everyone's head but mine
Everywhere you go there are trash like humans , Humans that are just parasites, they take all they can and never retrieve the favor, 
I thought Newt Gingrich's idea of colonizing the moon was stupid
It was something thought up by a child with mental retardation
But now I would love to colonize the moon and please let me be the first one there, so that I can get away from the horrible, menacing, idiotic, pathetic wastes of life forms that we have branded with the name humans
I have given up all hope in humanity, for a long time I've known
That humanity sucks and I lost faith in it long ago
But there was still this little, minuscule, petite gleam of hope
That maybe just maybe humanity would realize its mistakes 
And at least attempt to fix them but no I was proven wrong
Now that bit of hope has left my body, it has been extinguished
So **** you humanity and suck my cock
Have fun killing this world and each other with your immense stupidity

Long Lost King of Fools

I’m so, so proud
In such in awe
I with myself
That I won’t even try to find
Anyone around, who’d sugarcoat me any better,
Than I can - so I start;
Right of out famous children tale’s pages
(I hope you would later guess which one)...

“O, magic mirror, do tell me
And I want the unadulterated truth
‘Who is the ugliest, most useless
Stupidest and the most disdainful creature
Who ever walked this planet?’
Thee came reply, immediate
Without hesitation:
‘’You are the long lost king of fools,
There is no doubt
But on this earth
There are two thirds of men concurrently residing
Who are exactly, like yourself.”

The Apology That Will Never Come

The distance really doesn't seem to matter

the words you use still make my heart shatter.

I thought I escaped, got away from it,

This just shows you haven't changed a bit.

 

I try so hard to make everything alright,

but you find the stupidest reasons to start a fight.

I tell myself to let it go, to let it be,

why can't you understand the pain you are causing me?

 

The tears start to come, I can't get them to stop,

my inner strength and walls I've built begin to flop.

Every time we fight, it hurts a little more,

you continue to rub salt onto my open sore.

 

My limbs have been pulled every which way,

I can't please you no matter what I say.

It's always your word against mine,

I don't know how much longer i can say, "I'll be fine".

 

When we fight it tears me up inside,

you are the only person I can truly confide.

I don't know who else I can turn to,

I don't know what else I can do.

 

I am tired of setting aside my pride,

You already how many tears I've cried.

You can't always expect me to do the right thing,

I can honestly say I don't know what tomorrow will bring.

 

You see this nonsense has to stop so we can make this work,

you need to stop being such a stupid self-centered jerk.

You know I will wait until the pain makes my body numb,

I'll be waiting for the apology I know will never come...

Premium Member The Workout

I was working out on the elliptical machine in the gym, feeling good and watching 
the "Calories Burnt" number climb higher and higher.

Then, I noticed a rather shapely and attractive woman step off of the machine two 
rows in front of me.  As she turns and faces me, I cannot help but notice that the 
nipples on her rather large breasts are erect and pressing against her sweat 
soaked, tight t-shirt.

When working out, and at other times as well, I suppose, I sometimes drift off and 
just stare into space not really cognizant of what I am looking at while lost in 
thought.

I must have been doing this as this young woman started walking towards me on 
her way to the drinking fountain.

She stops abruptly in front of me and says, rather curtly, "Why don't you take a 
picture?"

Snapping out of my temporary coma, I respond, "I'm sorry - what?"

"You seem to be staring at my breasts," she rudely insinuates.

Now, at times like this, in a confrontational moment, I like to try to immediately get 
on the attack and, sometimes, in my panic to do so, I can say the stupidest things.  
In this case, I come back with, "Are your nipples pointing at me!?"

"What!?"

"Your nipples.  They seem to be pointing at me!"

"I assure you, I cannot control what my nipples do."

"And I," I smugly reply, "Cannot control what my eyes do."

"You could look away," she challenges.

"And you could wear a thicker sports bra or sweatshirt", I respond.

At this she just glares at me with hate in her eyes and steam emitting from her ears.

I stare back with my smug grin, alternating my look between her eyes and her 
breast.

So, of course, you know, we made wild passionate love in the equipment room at 
the back of the gym.

And, just before we climaxed in a frenzied, naked and sweaty embrace, ...
... I woke up from my nap on the couch.

This is when I got up, changed into my sweatpants and went to the gym for a 
workout.
© Joe Flach  Create an image from this poem.

Premium Member Life's Lessons Life's Hacks

Life's Lesson Life's Hacks


Learning to see with your heart, 
for once, 
and see the things the eyes cannot? 

Learning to listen with your heart, 
as well,
you'll hear the things your own ears cannot tell.

Should you hear a broken-down man cry,
or a homeless woman, 
she just stole some food, and you saw it?

Let me see with my heart, 
oh Lord,
let me know to listen with my heart, too?

So, I can know to ripen with age,
spilling over with the pearls of wisdom, 
I've learned throughout my days. 

Life's lessons' are the best to learn,
sit down, relax, 
and wait till your turn.

Remember the stupidest questions, 
are the ones not asked?
So ask away, ask away, ask away, all.

I think I'm going to write some right, 
with finishing touches, this prose still, I write?

Premium Member You'Re the Only One

I’m truly sorry that I made you cry,
I only want to hear you laugh and sing.
For deep inside, a part of me would die,
should you ever regret your wedding ring.

I can't believe how bad I've treated you,
you are the only one I'll ever love.
And if one day you should say we are through,
I will damn my soul and curse  God above.

I must be the stupidest man alive,
but I vow it won't always be this way.
And my only hope is love will survive
long enough; for me to prove what I say.

And if you forgive this old fool, my dear,
I promise; you'll not spill another tear.


(Sonnet)


8/31/2016

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