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Times Are Funny.
Sometimes You Try
The Stupidest Things
Just To See How
Stupid They Are!
Why Not?
Or Not.
That's Why?
I Don’t Know.
-Gray Squirrel
11-12-2025
the stupidest things I ever heard We are no longer a Christian nation and we will never be at war
A wall might be too high to jump,
With gates and dogs too at the front,
A wall might have sharpest of razors,
And doesn't stop stupidest of thieves.
You might have all reasons not to be,
In love with anyone, not even me,
You might have that filthy heart,
And speak not that that hurt.
look.
im being honest now.
i don't love you.
i don't really like you.
you were just convenient.
i have Real friends.
better ones.
two that have always been there.
i don't trust you.
at all.
you talk crap.
you lie.
way too much.
about the stupidest things.
everyone knows its not true.
when you change.
let me know.
until then,
goodbye.
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Seeing what man has done
Never realizing the hated that was born
Brothers killing brothers
All for the stupidest of reasons
Is there any doubt why He turned His back
We should have seen it coming
Will He ever come back to us
There is very little chance of that
We lost that possibility a very long time ago
He has more important things to do
And we just don’t matter anymore
© Poem – IX/XIII/MMXXIV
LRET
I make you laugh,
I say the stupidest stuff.
You make me laugh,
You say the greatest things ever!
You make my day,
you make it "SunShine."
When its always cloudy.
I hope to do the same for you.
I say DO IT,
I say Flordia,
I say Coffee,
Then I say Water.
I'm your New yorker
and your my farm girl.
I'm Your Goofy,
Your better side.
Lets make,
each other laugh,
all the times,
of our lives.
Goofy 's back
Form:
If a ninety year old Tennessean buys some cigarettes, he has to show
identification.
He has to prove that he's not under eighteen and that's stupid intimidation.
Bredesen must think that people will mistake senior citizens to be people who
are under eighteen.
The law he passed makes all tobacco users show identification and it's the
stupidest law I've ever seen.
I voted against Phil Bredesen because I'm appalled.
It's a damn shame that he can't be recalled.
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As the day's go by without a word,
it makes me wonder, to feel disturbed.
The heart of the issue, being apart, still at hand,
how long can this go, feeling lonely and sad.
One minute making love, the next, out the door,
my mind still spinning, like a casualty of war.
Quarreling over the stupidest things in life,
both acting bull-headed, believing that we're right.
Not moving an inch, but pushing each other apart,
thinking with our minds instead of our hearts.
i like to think that my words come out of my mouth
spilling everywhere
filling the room
through everyones mind
captivating every breath
talk freely without critisism
but i have relized these words
these thoughts
these wishes
only come from my mind
and they die outloud
all that comes out now adays is
displeasing news
ugly words
fake laughs and feelings
and the stupidest of mistakes
the fumbling, the mumbling, and the regretable mishaps
i guess, its just not my thing to talk.
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