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Premium Member Rufus and Bill
Now the sun and the sand were treacherously hot
    and not a place for Man or a Beast.
As you must be audaciously quick to find a good spot
    or...

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Categories: stupidest, funny, humor, humorous,
Form: Rhyme



Ecstatic, Enigmatic Epiphanies of the Galaxie Eclipse endgame
Universal space…
Vast grace…
Infinity stars and galaxies
Of glory and praise
Joy
Jubilant 
Desire 
Humility
Hopefulness
Unity 
Peace
Happiness
Cheer
No fear
No tears
The Kingdom of unconditional clarity and love
Speak words of love from abuv
Roam home
Roam Home
Hold you dearly
Never let go
Insecure…
Then, I feel good
Misunderstood,
But good...

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Categories: stupidest, angst, anxiety, deep, emotions, encouraging, endurance,
Form: Free verse
You'Re Beautiful
D.P. You're Beautiful.
First day of school, first time I see you,
God have you grew in two months who knew,
Such time flies feels forever young guys I lust for you,
That has my heart you drew;

On my...

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Categories: stupidest, deep, how i feel, lust, riddle, universe,
Form: Rhyme
Best Friend Letter - Part 2
Who will I be able to goof off with, at ALL hours, when you’re gone? Who will I be 
able to SING with, that can carry a tune, better than anything I can ever do,...

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Categories: stupidest, friendshipmusic, beach, love, me, music,
Form: I do not know?
Premium Member The Workout
I was working out on the elliptical machine in the gym, feeling good and watching 
the "Calories Burnt" number climb higher and higher.

Then, I noticed a rather shapely and attractive woman step off of the...

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© Joe Flach  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: stupidest, lifeme, woman, me,
Form: Narrative



Diary of a Love Affair
Those tender sweet beginings
I called you sweet
You said you no I'm not
And god I thought you were so hot
I couldn't wait for that next mail
With building excitement and trepidation
through this sweet trance I'd sail
We had...

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Categories: stupidest, love, me, sweet, me, silly, sweet,
Form: I do not know?
Marriage
Poem Title: Marriage

She’s my bride
My new beginning
Marriage so passionate
So deep in depth
So beautiful
A mystery misunderstood
A relation of commitment 
A companionship
Headship over my bride 
Even as Christ
There going to be many times we may agree
There going...

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Categories: stupidest, beautiful, beauty, best friend, bible, blessing, caregiving,
Form: Romanticism
The Conversation
The Conversation 
Woken up tragically to the strings tied to me 
there just is what is 
my teeth chattered 
it was as if i had seen a ghost 
she read my colors and said my...

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Categories: stupidest, art, life, social, me, war, world, me,
Form: Free verse
I Am Yours
Call me lovely
The sweetest thing
Rhapsody beyond a notion
Of comprehension
Beautifully imperfect
Perfectly constructed
Construed without conviction
Confusing lack less corruption
Call me lovely
I am your lovely, divine

Call me dumb
The stupidest thing
Retarded by dismal 
Dreams of feeble leaders
Bluntly wrong
Wrongly accused
Ignorant to...

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Categories: stupidest, love, me, me,
Form: Blank verse
The Man In the Dock
Judge Mayer On the bench did sit,
Coldly appraising the man in the dock,
The man in the dock was, unperturbed,
He gave the judge a knowing wink,
At least that's what the judge did think, 
For which he...

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Categories: stupidest, fun, humorous,
Form: Burlesque
Everything Is a Myth and Magic
You are the yellowness of Eve's red apple
You... the fire of mystery
Like a text without an audience
Like a transcript of a dream

Like a fantasy full of illusions
Like an undisturbed wave
Like running away...to a fantasy
You are...

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Categories: stupidest, death, deep, emotions, eve, how i feel,
Form: Free verse
The Apology That Will Never Come
The distance really doesn't seem to matter

the words you use still make my heart shatter.

I thought I escaped, got away from it,

This just shows you haven't changed a bit.

 

I try so hard to make...

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Categories: stupidest, sorrow, pain, me,
Form: Rhyme
The Love Interest
so when reason rears its ugly head
s/he puts her/his hands over his/her ears &
shouts loud enough to drown out the
contrary opinion
that what s/he is about to do
just might be the stupidest thing that 
s/he has...

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Categories: stupidest, life,
Form: Free verse
Miss Single
I finally let go of the man. That was toxic to my life. Got tired of being treated as if i didnt matter only to feed his sorry ego.  Got tired of working it...

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Categories: stupidest, anxiety, art, beautiful, care, confidence, conflict, happiness,
Form: Ballad
My Computer
one thirty in the morning
sleep seems to always excape
lets do something fun eh?
hey! ill change my password for the next day! 
what!? what am i insane!?
hmmmm...now what did i write? 
oh well my brother wont...

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Categories: stupidest, me, me,
Form: I do not know?
Stupidity and Humanity
Stupidity is the new trend, The new merchandise everyone is buying
It's something not just teens but adults have adopted
It's this idea that if you're the stupidest person in the room
You're the coolest person in the room
It...

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Categories: stupidest, hope, hope, me, moon,
Form: Concrete
No Mercy
found the sun

i was alone

though all said that i was loved

no arms held me

no lips kissed me

no eyes stared into mine

no one breathed into me true light and life

how is that not alone??

but i had...

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Categories: stupidest, me, light, light, me,
Form: I do not know?
* the Song On the Radio
The song on the radio reminded her of him again.
Their song they would dance to until dawn.
Tears dwelling in her eyes, remembering of how it
might have been, if only she had said 'yes'.

Her first love,...

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Categories: stupidest, lost love, lovesong, song,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Celebrity Stupidity
Celebrity Stupidity
By Franklin Price
6/3./2017

Celebrity stupidity boggles the wondering mind
To show an effigial  head, thoughtless is what I find
Then insincerely offer an asinine apology
To recover reputation that was never there to see

Did not think, before...

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Categories: stupidest, abuse, bullying, celebrity, conflict,
Form: Couplet
Premium Member Tell It To Me
I always say the stupidest thing
Like I can do that when I see the construction workers 
doing their thing
What if God let me do that
And what am I going to do?
Like the time when I...

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Categories: stupidest, faith,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member The Rooster
Get up MacD, smashed it again, get up and work it old man
Them cows are swallowing all the apples down
Cuc-a-dudal-du, I’m da Roostar, pump it, louder, yeah

Mrs D, girls on fleek, cluckada clucking, their bountiful...

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Categories: stupidest, farm,
Form: Personification
Premium Member Jealous of Susie S
When I was nine the Little Remco Red Spinning Wheel was out.
Every Saturday morning it was shown to be the best toy since Barbie.
My mother secretly ordered it for Christmas; my heart gave a shout.
I...

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Categories: stupidest, 1st grade, 2nd grade, 3rd grade, 4th
Form: Rhyme
A Person Called Dy
As the bus drove us to school 
& the talkative Dy continued to talk 
Never stopping, always bragging 
Holding the book, never studying 
Always would like to stand as bus 12 drove by 
She always...

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Categories: stupidest, friendship, funny, teenme, song, me, song,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member The Howard Stern of Poetry
There's a side to me that many don't often see.
I can at times also be the Howard Stern of poetry.
So be forewarned whoever may give me a read.
If you are one who offends easily from...

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Categories: stupidest, may, me,
Form: Rhyme
He Swears He Is Thirtween
HE  SWEARS HE IS THIRTWEEN
       
My worst enemy is a m*****r f*****g fool
He’d get killed in a one man duel
He’s thinks he’s coming but he’s really going
Yet he...

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Categories: stupidest, angstday,
Form: Quintain (English)

Book: Reflection on the Important Things