Splat Poems | Examples

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Premium Member What Goes Around Comes Around

It doesn’t depend on a choice but rather
You have it innately, or not 
Though it can’t be derived from mother or father
Inevitably, with a lot
Of all other merits and habits they can
Subliminally pass to you
Either you belong, or you’re not one of them
Who live as if splat in two
The national mammals like to care about
The superior meanings of their tribe
But what goes around swiftly comes around
In reverse, from another side
When it comes to a whirlwind of echoes 
The nationals can’t discern 
Their own voice, and from what of ghettos
A heavier smoke returns.

Premium Member What Happens When the Bubble Goes 'Splat'

 
      B  onkers – Crazed folks who have replaced Bankers
      U  nhinged – No longer refers to a door losing its hinges
      R  aging – People as stormy as Nature
      S  quatters – “What’s yours is mine”
      T  errorism – What the world lives with daily

Seussome Story

The Cat in a Hat
sat on a mat
(the mat was flat)
when
Pat a bat
who was fat
(a flying rat)
chasing a gnat
(the gnat went zzzat)
dropped in
(splat!)
for a chat
(what a brat)
but
(tit for tat)
was told to scat
imagine that!

(Moral of the story: Uninvited unwelcome)


Premium Member Splat

splat
all over you
sweet tender 
love
turned to stone
pretty angel
you wanted 
my ugly truth
my hard history--
--the long bent road
to 
what I 
pine
yearn
ache
waste away 
for
hope it doesn't 
crush you
there's a 
prince in the beast
and a beast in 
the prince
who still believes
fairy tales come true
that a good girl
could be his
even after
especially after 
you
take him to dizzying
death defying 
rapturous 
heights from which 
he hurtles
free falling 
down, down, down
diving deep
into your
soft
burning heart
then 
smack 
smitten 
splattered
like wily coyote?
pursuing my roadrunner
over a cliff 
I leap
with my trusty dusty 
rocket pack
does it fire?
--or do I pancake
pick myself up
off the ground
a little damaged
probably
but pretty much
indestructible
I bounce back
into shape
again
and give chase
to a beauty
or maybe
just maybe
"this" ignites 
and I
catch you

Premium Member Splat

Those squirrels aren't born to be squealers
Once flat it’s too late for faith healers
Midway between tyres
Avoids the hell fires
Alas, there are bloody three wheelers

Splat Flat Cat

The horse jumped on the dog
The dog jumped on the cat
I jumped on the horse
And the cat went splat!

The horse jumped off the dog
The dog jumped off the cat
I jumped off the horse
But the cat was flat

The horse went to the races
The dog put on his hat
"I don't want to play no more"
Said the splat flat cat.


Premium Member Splat

Wham bam slam splat
That gnat, flat lies --
Death's stat; squished prize

Premium Member Plunk Plick Plat Splat

Plunk plick plat splat
The drip of faucet compels me to 
Throw down a few notes
Words I had not thought of six seconds before

Cardinals and sparrows 
Twittering and chittering
I listen hard, capturing nothing 
Yet inspired by everything.

My subconscious grabs these sounds
Work on them as I slumber 
Astral travel my go-to-place
As my muse sings what she finds funny

We wake up suddenly
A helicopter of a mosquito
Dive bombs me
Urging me to write of my killing ways

I pick up a pen
Dashing down an inky path
in a notebook full of everything
and nothing, twisting me with crazy ideas

Shiny thoughts, dark ideas,
Whimsical dragons, laughing at my silliness
Leading me down paths with their plunks plicks plats and splats

Fallen Arches

Underneath a rainbow
The colours fall down flat
Perhaps it is the rain
That makes them all go splat!

Splat

On my porch,
La Cucaracha appears 
creeping like an army tank prying,                                           
his long antennae used for spying
this cockroach doesn’t belong in my world

“Hey, you’ll die tonight!”
repulsive insect,
colored a liver yellow

Roaches can live without heads.
when he dies...it’s all or nothing
fearless is a word that describes this bug
I warned him to go away

Has he earned the right to live with impunity...hmmm
God makes him too!
Let him be and give him his freedom

Squashed, flattened, splattered
any word will do

Splat

A flea in a bag is not akin to a farmers market on a window sill but wide angled mirrors breathe many a basket bomb into a woven template if a footstool. Perching by a bathroom crevasse one ponders the many insecurities of a passing flying snail. For to shell is not to show. And shelter is decorated in a mindfully placed swirl. Bracket not a bucket. And brake no gear. It is an impossible wonder of a mile long coin that enters the golden highway at a junction aforementioned in a style magazine. Oh fabulous the floors will be nice and clean today for the mops are arriving in great multitude on many landing strips of lino,carpet, and laminate flooring too. A pretty cat sighs. For intrusive interrupted snoozing is not pleasant for a snoring meow. But mowing an eleven acre lawn is best performed with a five centimetre pair of scissors. Hahahahah silvery shrouds seeking secrecy hahahahaha moon painted boil xxxxx fastidiousness Z

Splat Art

countryside car cruise
kamikazes on windshield
moonscapes on the move

Cat Splat Meow

Cat splat meow. Once said on a bridge now without it's claws. But a clause is often not a purpose and fifteen fingered gentlemen are unwelcome in a tidal wave format as fish are the only necessary being in a furry wrap if tine. Being. Bees. Best. Becoming.

The Splat

The splat
Colors stay
colors fade
but the splat remains the same
colors split
colors fit
but the splat is always the common fix

colors brighten
colors dim
but the splat always shows what's within
colors combine
colors divide
but the splat carries on how it should

colors always change
for we all the colors
each and every one of us
different in our own way
weak on our own
but when we combine 
we make something greater
something stronger
an item 
a life style
a life

for we are the splat

My Foot--Your Back--Your Mouth Goes Splat

I don't mean to interfere
But your annoyance I don't care
To listen to anymore 
I'm gonna boot you out the door
If you don't stop all this nonsense
There will be a consequence
If your words keep being rude
Your annoying me with crude
And racist words you say
Cutting my heart with decay
From the foul and mean words
That is making me disturbed
By the way that you regard
Other people--It is hard
To keep silent anymore
Your about to hit the floor
As my foot makes a big whack
With a hard kick to your back
Watching your mouth split in two
From the force I used on you
Now it will be hard to speak
With a busted ugly "beak"
No more racist words to hear
I'm glad I made them disappear

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