Spittoon Poems - Poems about Spittoon

... A crack in the pavement Does it portend a death in the family an untimely end Is it an opening for widow’s weeds or just a spitt......Read the rest...

...When asked to write Limericks about ladies I said, "Oh, no. There's no way in Hades!" Too many are my friends I'd have to make amends Not even for a brand new Mercedes Then, I gave the matter ......Read the rest...

...*Image of Ten Gallon Stetson by IBA. A Hat Full A cowboy with a ten-gallon hat, Seen a spittoon and gave it a spat, A girl screamed, "That's my vase!", She then frowned in his fa......Read the rest...

...He’s a broken leg performer with a crooked second act. Went from Brooklyn to Las Vegas with his sarcasm intact. Does a Smith and Wesson stand-up, voice as sweet as antifreeze. Tells you how he los......Read the rest...

...Cerise took a bite of the cherry ground her teeth on the pip a kernel of truth searching salvation conditioned to drivel and drool Salvador handed her a spittoon to release the rest of......Read the rest...

...From all worlds and time’s eternal outer reaches, Where the Creator is perceived to dwell. You try to learn what your told He teaches, Regarding Life, the Universe, Heaven and Hell. The soul is......Read the rest...

...Their bridled haunt, each day may be their last; yeehaw.* The narrow way, down mountainside, and clop of shoes. The saddlebags dip left and right in gait and gnaw. The spirit wind and pouring r......Read the rest...

...Sloppy Santa spent his Christmas jolly Until in folly he sat on holly Yet Old Saint Nick laughed like a loon. Bright eyes twinkling, his cap did doff Watching a rich eggnog run off With his dea......Read the rest...

...Is there a reason why all ballplayers spit Can they get to the majors, if a spittoon they can't hit Twenty paces while chawing On tobaccy, while jawing At the ump, methinks its likely tra......Read the rest...

...Mary Six Pack Pistols staggers through time portals drunk Pretending to be a priest but she is not a mister or a sister To the old west saloon through double doors she glides Drunker than a nun o......Read the rest...

...I never knew that most monkeys will swoon To eat bananas in a real saloon -- They'll snarf down bunches After monster lunches -- Then vomit up the peels in the spittoon......Read the rest...

...Strangers are attacking me; ruthless men seek my life— men without regard for God. Selah Psalm 54:3 GOD SEES THE COURAGEOUS AT WORK Wild-eyed disregard for God — The moc......Read the rest...

...UNQUOTABLE QUOTES: XLVI - Tongue-Twisting Epigrams An aborted foetus never stops growing in the mind of the aborted mother. She never tires of making more babies to nurture the memory of the ab......Read the rest...

...He rolls up and down on life’s surface as a droplet on the *colocasia leaf. He never walks with his life hand in hand. While heaping up yellow metal and rupee on the side-walk, green ......Read the rest...

...The trip was all set in our hot-air balloon Conditions were flight-perfect; 'twas the middle of June Just needed a few shots of courage from a local saloon In case up from nowhere sprang a devilis......Read the rest...