Spittoon Poems - Poems about Spittoon

... *Image of Ten Gallon Stetson by IBA. A Hat Full A cowboy with a ten-gallon hat, Seen a spittoon and gave it a spat, A girl screamed, "That's my vase!", She then frowned in his ......Read More

...He’s a broken leg performer with a crooked second act. Went from Brooklyn to Las Vegas with his sarcasm intact. Does a Smith and Wesson stand-up, voice as sweet as antifreeze. Tells you how he los......Read More

... Cerise took a bite of the cherry ground her teeth on the pip a kernel of truth searching salvation conditioned to drivel and drool Salvador handed her a spittoon to release the rest ......Read More

...From all worlds and time’s eternal outer reaches, Where the Creator is perceived to dwell. You try to learn what your told He teaches, Regarding Life, the Universe, Heaven and Hell. The soul is......Read More

... Their bridled haunt, each day may be their last; yeehaw.* The narrow way, down mountainside, and clop of shoes. The saddlebags dip left and right in gait and gnaw. The spirit wind and pouring......Read More

...Sloppy Santa spent his Christmas jolly Until in folly he sat on holly Yet Old Saint Nick laughed like a loon. Bright eyes twinkling, his cap did doff Watching a rich eggnog run off With his dea......Read More

... Is there a reason why all ballplayers spit Can they get to the majors, if a spittoon they can't hit Twenty paces while chawing On tobaccy, while jawing At the ump, methinks its like......Read More

...Mary Six Pack Pistols staggers through time portals drunk Pretending to be a priest but she is not a mister or a sister To the old west saloon through double doors she glides Drunker than a nun o......Read More

... I never knew that most monkeys will swoon To eat bananas in a real saloon -- They'll snarf down bunches After monster lunches -- Then vomit up the peels in the spittoon ......Read More

...Strangers are attacking me; ruthless men seek my life— men without regard for God. Selah Psalm 54:3 GOD SEES THE COURAGEOUS AT WORK Wild-eyed disregard for God — The moc......Read More

...UNQUOTABLE QUOTES: XLVI - Tongue-Twisting Epigrams An aborted foetus never stops growing in the mind of the aborted mother. She never tires of making more babies to nurture the memory of the ab......Read More

...He rolls up and down on life’s surface as a droplet on the *colocasia leaf. He never walks with his life hand in hand. While heaping up yellow metal and rupee on the side-walk, green ......Read More

...The trip was all set in our hot-air balloon Conditions were flight-perfect; 'twas the middle of June Just needed a few shots of courage from a local saloon In case up from nowhere sprang a devilis......Read More

...Long time ago, in lonesome youth shine In a wonder state of boykind Making paper pontoons Skying an oar, in a creek lagoon On a yummy, afternoon In swampy, draconian, water spittoon The artsy......Read More

...A crab sidewinds The windowsill With the Earth In his hands, Whilst a mouse With a red breast Smiles and gives a wink To the lizard in the lounge. Mars is using The rotary On 16 and 17 ......Read More