Short Nag Poems

No Way 
I Say

I Nag
BIG Bag

Dandy 
Candy

Crummy 
Tummy...

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Nag champa soothes me,
It is a cruel world to walk,
Just try to relax....

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Will power waits true
Then fate creeps up to nag you
For good they battle....

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Gone, baby
Everything is lost
We burned it
Like a stick of nag champa
And now we weep
For what we have ruined....

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Every answer I would seek;
But, questions asked met dead ends;
When the answers at last came;
The thing crawled off me.
...

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once an old horse named chester

impressing a nag esther

clumped up a tall tree

until about three

then clumped back down to best her.
...

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I miss my wife but I can’t say why.
She has always been here to harass me.
I miss her sneer 
and I wish her sneer
Would come back home and nag me....

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A clerk nags her workers all day
Until her face got stuck in some clay
Knew pottery was produce
She called for a truce
Then gave them a joyful playday...

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All the old woman does is nag, nag, nag.
How do I get rid of the old windbag?
There is a bumper crop
when she goes nonstop.
For peace and quiet, is there a price tag?...

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Nag

Clip-clop
Clip-drop:

Old horse,
Of course,

Then threw
A shoe,

Went lame,
Such shame,

Now due
As glue.



October 23, 2016
Five Fabulous Fun Footles Contest
Jan Allison...

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There once was a jockey from Reykjavik
Who'd hit his horse with a freeing ice pick -- 
   The horse, it would stumble
   The jockey, he'd grumble --
"Shut-up, you old nag, I've a charcoal brick!"...

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Horse drawn carriages were at the will of the stag
What if he had a scrap with his nagging old nag
Must be the same
In the equestrian game
It's a universal complaint for us male fleabags...

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Horse drawn carriages were at the will of the stag
What if he had a scrap with his nagging old nag
Must be the same
In the equestrian game
It's a universal complaint for us male fleabags...

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Horse drawn carriages were at the will of the stag
What if he had a scrap with his nagging old nag
Must be the same
In the equestrian game
It's a universal complaint for us male fleabags...

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Sleep eludes the night
Eyes long closed but mind still toils
Head spinning with anxious thoughts

Sadness creeping still
A constant nag through and through
Tears let loose the void inside


9 May 2019...

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Any Cowboy will tell you,
March 2015

Happiness, 
is having a Quarter Horse,

Misery, 
is having a Nag.

Happiness, 
Can be a horse shared, of course,

Only, 
if both share filling its feed bag;

Tom
...

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Late 60's Experience

Woodstock
we rock

Make Love Not War

smoke weed
then breed

My Ride My Home

bug van
keen man

Police Bust

cops nag
big drag

Protest March

abhor
this war...

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Sins of others may give pain with which I'm fraught

But don't cause me unceasing distress that lingers within

It's those things that I did but should not have, or didn't but ought

That nag me in the wee small hours and stay under my skin...

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mother of two boys
nagged at dad clowning by pool
one dive too many ~
forgive my raised jaded brow
'nag' now aids paraplegic



AP: Honorable Mention 2021

Submitted for contest ONE OR TWO TANKA sponsored by RICK PARISE - December 17, 2017...

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Emotions Of A Women

I miss you  
But then i hate you 
Discard you
But then crave you
Nag you 
But then praise you
I ignore you 
Then crazy over you 
My sky’s are always colorful



                                               By:S.V....

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You’re not a ship and not a plane,
You are a shelter from the rain;
You’re not a fish and not a train,
But you can swim and run on plain. 

Your run is also your walk 
And you take a lot of time, 
But I dare not to nag and talk 
For you’re sure everytime....

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The winter days drag and drag
the frown on my face increasingly sags
turning me into a haggard old hag
my husband continues to nag and nag
he's tired of living in ratted old rags
time is frozen and forever lags
this season is one big snag after snag
 
by: Virginia Frayer...

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a strange awakening
bathed the brain
fogged the eyes of night
remnants of dreams
unshakeable
looming still
with dawns new light
feet on the ground
grog wears off
carbon pops 
xylophone tickle up the spine
still this dream
a taunting tease
pleads definition
I know not why...

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Elvis with a twist
I am caught in a trap
I can’t walk out 
because I’ve got no money
why can’t you see your annoying me
you don’t listen to a word I say
we can’t go on together I want 
to build my own dreams
here we go again nag nag nag
dry the tears from my eyes
I am going to the shop
to buy a lotto so I can blotto 
out of here ?)...

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Red, drips blood,
more velvet than a rose.
Soaks, seeps, drenches drawn souls,
rippling, waves of agony echo,
cries of pains unheard.
Whispering shivers,
through poor souls they nag,
blades rip apart, bleed the blood,
soak innocent thoughts.
Hurt, hurt, and more hurt,
reverberations so strong -
for red drips blood,
out of a shattered soul....

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