With a Freezing Ice Pick

There once was a jockey from Reykjavik
Who'd hit his horse with a freeing ice pick -- 
   The horse, it would stumble
   The jockey, he'd grumble --
"Shut-up, you old nag, I've a charcoal brick!"

Copyright © | Year Posted 2019



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Date: 6/22/2019 2:08:00 AM
The realms of our imagination have no boundaries - great write, Hugs, Jennifer.
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 6/22/2019 10:46:00 PM
I guess they don't---although I do try to avoid pure vulgarity... and normally succeed. Thanks for your support, Jennifer! :) gw
Date: 6/21/2019 1:37:00 PM
Thought it was polar bears they rode lol
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 6/21/2019 1:40:00 PM
Ha, ha. They warm up on polar bears, they do. LOL. :) gw
Date: 6/21/2019 12:58:00 PM
Those Icelanders, never knew a country with natural heated pools and ice caverns had a fetish for the tracks GW ~ William
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Hilo Poet
Date: 6/27/2019 8:12:00 PM
HAHA! unicorns
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 6/21/2019 1:02:00 PM
Well,... I have to confess that this one flew straight out of the wilds of my imagination... Perhaps they race unicorns there in Reykjavik! :) gw
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